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Bijak dalam memilih bacaan (21+) "Apa yang mau kamu jelasin ke aku? Kamu tidur dengan kakakku dan sekarang dia hamil?" Dara sudah tersulut emosi ketika kekasih yang sudah dia pacari selama lima tahun itu tiba-tiba sudah resmi menjadi kakak iparnya. Terlebih mengerikannya, kakak kandungnya hamil di luar nikah oleh Gio. Bagaimana dia tidak meradang setelah mengetahui semuanya. Bukannya membela Dara, tapi orangtuanya meminta Dara untuk ikhlas dengan pernikahan Letta dengan Gio. Karena sudah terlanjur. Dikhianati oleh dua orang sekaligus membuat Dara langsung minggat dari rumah. Niatnya pulang dari apartemen dan berkunjung ke rumah orangtua adalah untuk berikan kejutan karena dia telah lama tidak pulang. Tapi kehamilan kakaknya membuat dia tidak percaya kalau mereka semua mengkhianati Dara sejauh ini.

A CHRISTMAS STEAMY LOVE STORY... Alone at Christmas time is not an amazing thing! But for newly divorced Starlight Maxwell is the best thing that happened to her lately… Back in Smithville, her hometown, she is trying to move on with her life. At least this was her plan initially… She’s shocked to discover her ex-husband has rented out her childhood home to the person Starlight swore not to see ever again: Elijah Thomas, her high school sweetheart… all grown-up and absolutely gorgeous. Apparently, Starlight’s libido doesn’t care that Elijah shattered her heart eight years ago... With the holidays looming and his presence in her house driving her wild, Starlight strikes a bargain with him: twelve days of no-strings sex. Just so she can get him out of her system. But when the twelve red-hot days of Christmas are over, Starlight isn’t sure she can say goodbye to Elijah…

May has it all—beauty, poise, and the right to inherit a multi-million-dollar mansion and the prestigious Greenfield Hospital. But with the hospital on the brink of bankruptcy and the government threatening to seize the property, her only chance to save her father’s legacy lies in one condition: marry Collin Grey, the wealthy CEO and son of her father’s best friend. Their engagement is meant to be a lifeline—until Collin accuses her of cheating and shatters her world with shocking proof: she’s pregnant. The problem? May is still a virgin. With her engagement broken and her inheritance slipping through her fingers, May sets out to uncover the truth. Her investigation reveals a twisted web of betrayal and dangerous schemes—a swapped lab test, a jealous stepsister, a scheming secretary, and a connection to three of the country’s most powerful (and ruthless) billionaire CEOs. Now carrying a child whose paternity could shake empires, May must choose between reclaiming her father's crumbling legacy, protecting her child, or uncovering deeper conspiracies that could destroy their world. Hers and her child's.

In my previous life, my sister, Clarissa Smith, and I were adopted at the same time. She chose the Newmans, a prestigious family of scientists, leaving me with an impoverished divorcee. But later on, the Newmans kicked her out, and her reputation was completely ruined. Meanwhile, I'd married rich and had tens of millions of dollars from the government's relocation compensation package. Clarissa couldn't accept how differently our lives turned out, so she stabbed me to death. When my eyes open once more, I find myself alive again. I've gone back in time to the day Clarissa and I were adopted. To my surprise, I can hear her thoughts. [This time, I'm going to be the one who gets rich overnight!] As it turns out, she has been reborn as well. Well, this time around, she can be the one who gets to endure the torment instead.

My husband, Joaquin Landon, is a renowned wax sculptor. He hangs up on me when I call him to save my life so he can focus on the wax sculpture his cousin wants. Amphetamine is injected into my system, so my mind is clear as I watch my nails get removed one by one. Every inch of my skin is covered in burning hot wax. My hair and lashes are plucked off, and my organs are ground. Steel pipes are inserted into my legs, and I'm turned into a wax sculpture. Joaquin sees me during an exhibition. His colleague tells him that the wax sculpture he sees looks eerily like me, but he merely looks disgusted. "All she does is cause trouble and act unreasonably. She's better off dead." What he doesn't know is that I already am. Joaquin doesn't recognize that I'm the wax sculpture before him.

Betrayed by her husband and left to die, Elena Dawson wakes up ten years earlier before her doomed marriage. This time, she won’t fall for the lies that destroyed her. Instead, she turns to Alexander Knight, the cold billionaire who always loved her in silence. In this life, Elena isn’t just fighting for love. She’s fighting for revenge, redemption, and a future that’s finally hers. -- "You’re late, Richard," Elena said coolly, her smile sharp enough to cut. In her first life, she would have melted at his charm. In this one, she saw only poison. Later that night, she stood before Alexander Knight. His dark gaze pinned her in place, unreadable, powerful. "Why are you here, Miss Dawson?" he asked, voice like steel. Elena lifted her chin. "To change my fate. Marry me, Mr. Knight."

"Mama! ini aku Naya, Mama! jangan pergi!" Renata yang kala itu merasa terpanggil terdiam saat melihat seorang balita berlari padanya seraya melayangkan panggilan mama. "Mama kemana aja? Naya kangen mama!" Ujar Naya seraya memeluk Renata erat. "Ayo kita pulang ke rumah, mama." Lalu ditariknya tangan Renata hingga perempuan itu terheran. Naren yang mengetahui putrinya menarik seorang perempuan yang tak lain adalah salah satu pegawainya di perusahaan hanya menghela napas pasrah. "Papa lihat! Naya membawa mama pulang, Naya menemukan mama!"

Spin Off I Got You. - "Ayo menikah." "Sinting." "Kontrak." "Semakin sinting." Mario Ali Pradytio, bersama kegilaan yang kaum adam itu miliki mengajak tetangga kos-annya menikah. Namun, bagaimana jika tetangga yang ia ajak menikah adalah wanita abnormal? Bisa kalian bayangkan? Ab, nor, mal! Terlalu gila? Iya, Mario memang gila, dan ini ... kisahnya bersama si wanita abnormal. Ayo, kita simak bersama. - Tulisan ini hanya hiburan semata, ambil sisi positifnya dan buang negatifnya. Selaku penulis pinggiran, saya menyampaikan - Selamat menikmat. Temui Penulis di Instagram : @beehappy.13 Sampul : Picture from Pexels and edit with Canva free.

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Hidden from a past soaked in blood, I was raised as an outcast with no knowledge of who I truly am. Now, the ruthless Alpha who rejected me is about to discover the truth he never saw coming. I am the lost heir to a murdered royal bloodline — the princess his own pack betrayed. They destroyed my family. They think I am dead. Now I will return to reclaim my birthright and make them all pay. He may despise me, but he will soon learn that the girl he scorned is the one born to wear the crown. Marked by hatred. Destined for revenge. I will rise from the shadows and claim my power. And all who betrayed me will bow before the queen.