Happy Holidays Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Hazel told me. "Thank you. Thank you, Hazel," I gushed. "Thank you, mom. Thank you everyone for everything. I've had so much fun this holiday and it's all thanks to all of you. Thank you, Florence. Thank you, Shayla. I don't know why, I'm moved to tears, I'm so happy. I've never been this happy my entire life." "Relax, don't get all worked up," Hazel told me. "Okay. I was thinking, why don't we hold a pool party to celebrate this beautiful occasion?"

Just because for a few days it was easier to read than to even must the brain power to dig in deep and to write stories. I hope everyone will have a good holiday month, no matter where you are or what you're celebrating. Enjoy time with your family and please be safe out there. <3 MishanAngel

Clearing my throat, I began, "To Ihudiya…” "Let's raise our glasses to Ihudiya! Not just another year, but countless shared smiles, unforgettable adventures, and a bond that feels like home. May your day be filled with joy, love, and dreams coming true, just like you fill ours with warmth and inspiration. Here's to you, Ihudiya, happy birthday!”

I’m just as busy as ever, but being lost in a happy haze of sex and orgasms really does take the edge off long days and early mornings. It helps that the guys often stop by the bakery, either to help or just to hang out. All the usual holiday stress is so far in the background that I can’t even see it most of the time. It’s the most fun I’ve had this time of year in longer than I can remember. Luke has a dry sense of humor and a knack for comedic timing that never fails to have me laughing. Two days ago when an angry woman nearly cursed me out at the bakery, he diffused the tension by cracking a joke about her coat that had me in tears of laughter instead of frustration.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

he said. Jan and Hazel leaned to the side to find Mischa at the back. "Oh no, of course not ... Hi!" Hazel waved at her. "Great, I'm famished ... do you guys want to grab a hot dog?" Lee asked. Hazel looked at Jan, it was another metaphor they had been using all afternoon. They burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" Lee was puzzled. "Nothing ... no, I'm good ... I don't want to grab a hot dog ... maybe Jan would," she teased her back. "I'm just gonna sit here with Mischa ... come sit here, so you want some ice cream? Or Popsicle?"

“Haha. She was a very sweet girl. But it’s Valentine’s Day. Why would I want to spend that with anyone else but you?” I give him a wry smile. “Technically, it’s the fifteenth now.” “Even so.” He grins at Ian as he brings two whiskies over. “Cheers.” I sigh and take one of the glasses. “You’re trying to destroy my liver,” I grumble. “I like you drunk,” Huxley says. “It files off your sharp edges.” “What sharp edges? I don’t have any.” He laughs. “Yeah, of course you don’t.” He holds up his glass, and I tap mine to it. “I always drink to world peace,” he says. It’s a quote From Groundhog Day.

Blue, red, gold, green; the fireworks are amazing. "Happy New Year, baby," Chris whispers in my ear. I smile. I surprise him with a full-on kiss. He wraps his arms around me. After losing all my air I whisper in his ear too. "Happy New Year, baby." We laugh and spend the rest of the night with our friends.

The crowd laughed at her little joke. "I just hope that tomorrow, you will all be standing here with your partner's and enjoying the party. I want you to forget all the sadness you went through for the past couple of days. Losing friends, families, your loved ones, and everything. Don't let your sorrow shadow your happiness. Just close your eyes, and see the reason behind the tiny smile that lights up your face. That reason can also be the reason you are alive and doing well today. My wish for you all is to become greater than the good.

I said softly, breaking the comfortable silence, “I’m really glad we have these nights. It makes everything feel a little less overwhelming.” Favour nodded, her eyes half-lidded with contentment. “Me too, Ava. It’s like a little escape from all the craziness out there.” Gift smiled, a relaxed, genuine expression. “Plus, it’s just plain fun. Who else can turn a boring night into an adventure with just a few jokes and a lot of coffee?”