Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

"We Fey, hate that." "You shouldn't have told me that." I grinned. "Bad move, Harry Potter." "I don't understand that reference." He frowned. "The scar." I waved a hand at his face. "Did someone try to cast a killing curse on you but it didn't work because your mother loved you soooo much?" "That's rather—" Tiernan blinked and looked away. "Do not call me that again." "Fine." I gave a great sigh, "Legolas it is. It's more fun to say than Harry Potter anyway."

I stare at him, then grab a bottle of water and head to the room. I sit up against the headboard, legs crossed, and turn on the TV. “What you watching?” he asks. “I don’t know. Something on N*****x. What do you wanna watch?” “Something good for the baby,” he says. I blink. “Like what?” “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.” I stare at him. “Are you serious? You’re a pothead.” “I am not a pothead,” he argues. “But yes, I wanna watch Harry Potter.”

Harry wasn’t exactly human. When they got serious, Harry revealed his secret to Mom. Somehow, he didn’t pick up on the fact Mom sucks eggs at keeping secrets. Not even five minutes passed before she told me. Luckily for Harry, I can keep secrets. You see, Harry’s a werewolf. I know what you’re thinking — run, this guy is totally crazy! That’s exactly what I told Mom, so she convinced Harry to do the change into a wolf thing in front of me.

" She asked me By the look on her face, i got second thoughts for a second. I rolled my eyes. "No mom. I'm not. And i don't even know any girl named Victoria " i chuckled. "Infact this name is wierd. Victoria secret" i laughed. Mom lightly punched my arm gasping at my joke. But then shook her head chuckling. "Seriously sam. Your lame jokes. Actually victoria is" before she complete my romantic dad called my mother huhh "Isa, isa darling where are you. My love" jackson yelled at the top of his voice. She roll her eyes

He stuck his tongue out at Heidy until her sister patted her from behind her mommy. Helly didn't stay silent; she moved to pinch Heidy. Sarra raised her hand and said, "Stop, stop, stop! Okay!" He glanced at the two of them sharply. Heidy crossed her arms and turned her face to the side, and so did Helly. Harry wasn't bothered by his son's transgression; he just laughed at them. It was usual for him to see them bickering on good terms. Harry just thought of it as entertainment. After all, if defended, one of them is also useless.

Harry put on a pitiful expression which led to a bout of laughter. Mira quirked her eyebrows pursing her lips lopsidedly as she shifted her gaze between her father and god father. Jack stood back with an amused smile; It was fun to see his fathers-in-law squirming like teenage boys. He didn’t forget to make a note to himself ‘never to offend his wife…hehe…... hehe …. his wife was too powerful.’ “I guess we better get going or we will be late.” Harry could only sheepishly grin as he turned to hurry John and Matthew “Hurry up or we’ll….” He muttered “be betrayed by these old women before we can even say ‘beep’.”

"That's right, that year I killed your mother, I took her place as Lady Levi. Haha, you can't blame me anyway, blame your mother for being unlucky to marry Levi Smith. . harry potter fanfic She laughed in madness like a psycho. This aspect of hers he had never seen before. Was it because he exaggerated something earlier that she reacted so strongly? But that's okay, anyway, this is the result he expected, it might be even better than expected. “Your mother-in-law and you are both something that should disappear from this world.

All laughed. " I hate this habit of you, four." She said in annoyance. " Your sons are not cats. They are lions." Dad said to her, sipping his coffee. " It's your fault." Mom said. " WWE! Let go brothers. Leave them alone." Harry mocked. " What's your mean?" Both said to him. Dad and mom were giving dead looks to him. " Exit the door before they start again," John said to him. " Good idea, brothers," Harry said and with this, we came to the living room.

“How your mother is now my nemesis and your daddy wants me dead? One of his first questions to me when he realized your relationship to them was to ask me what happens if you turn out to be as crazy as Lois.” “You really told daddy to take the trash out?” the words were barely a whisper. “Yes.” She couldn’t help herself and she erupted into laughter at his words. She knew he was staring but she couldn’t stop. She laughed until her ribs ached and her breath was short. Her chest hurt from lack of oxygen as her laugh turned into giggles and she looked to Ares who was watching her with confused amusement. It was all too funny. Her mother would have been mortified and nothing made Magda laugh har

Almost. Harry, unaware of whatsoever game we're playing, tugs at his father's hand. "Daddy! Mommy said I can have ice cream for breakfast if you say yes!" Adrian tears his gaze away from me, crouching to Harry's level. "Did she now?" He forces a smile, ruffling the boy's hair. "And what else did Mommy say?" Harry beams. "That you're a grumpy Alpha who needs to lighten up." Mason bursts out laughing while I bite my lip, pretending to be fascinated by the heart monitor beside me.