Novel & Cerita Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes

He didn't even remove Catherine's hand on his arm. This is crazy. Why did I even believe he would remove his lover’s hand on his arm? She’s his great love, anyway. “Uh, Serena…” Harry got my attention by calling my name gently. “I don't think you’d like an ice cream in my hand instead of in a cone. My chocolate moose has become a cow.” I couldn't help but laugh at Harry’s joke. I saw a woman behind Harry trying so hard to hide her laughter while I almost teared up laughing at his crazy joke. Even Andy laughed at him while Catherine and Tyler remained silent and it brought me back to seriousness.

After the whole exercise, I decided to wait for everyone else to finish using the locker room just you know to avoid any negative energy and vibe. "Hey ,you still out?" Asked Harry freshly showered. "Yes, going over the games on my pad" "Oh okay, you know it's alright. I'm cool with whatever man but how the fuck didn't you tell me " "Wasn't so sure?" "So dick over pussy?" "Get lost ! Looser " and we both laugh. "What about Sophia and your family " "Well, they are surprisingly taking it well " "Bet pastor saw it in some revelation " "Get lost, how did you guess right" and we both laugh at the expense of the joke about father.

I chuckle, “Honestly, I still have no idea why my mother called me America. I think she loves her country too much.” Zion chuckles, “I can’t imagine having a baby and naming her England.” Neal laughs, “I wouldn’t want to call my son Ireland.” All of us laughed but Harry was just looking at me silently. I ignored him since Georgina-Rose was looking at me too so I focused my attention back at Zion who keeps telling me funny stories which were about Diana as they continued bickering again. Zion looks undeniably adorable when he is laughing and how his eyes squint when he laughs loudly after making fun of Diana. Neal and Olivia joined our fun while Georgina-Rose kept her focus on Harry while Har

“So if it’s granny, you are okay but if it’s me, you are not okay. You are insulting me. After all, I’m not a typical bad boy.” Haha! Nice joke. But I didn’t get laugh. You are the perfect example of the bad boy yet you are saying you are not. Thinking that, I rolled my eyes. Harry kept blabbering “You are insulting me. You are insulting Zach and Charlotte’s son. You are insulting Abi's grandson. You...” “Stop!” I shouted. I let out a sigh frustratingly and said “Fine! Granny you take rest. Harry will accompany me.” Harry smirked looking at me and started showing me the building.

I complained pleadingly, "Lazy ass," Sky sneered, "I'm gonna kill her, honey, what do you say, should I cut her pretty head off and offer it to you at your feet," I joked, "I can not believe you still make jokes like this and right now, in this situation? You are so unserious," Mother said, "Mother you keep saying she is not serious until she actually commits murder and then the world will know just how much of a killer she really is," Sky joked,

I was about to take a bite of food when Harry’s next words stopped me cold. “Jealous?” he teased, wiggling his eyebrows up and down. I let out a chuckle, trying to mask my reaction. “I’m not.” “You are!” Harriet chimed in, grinning as she pointed at me. I playfully rolled my eyes, though their words stuck with me more than I wanted to admit. “We’ll help you get Mummy because you’re handsome and look like Harry,” Harriet said confidently, flashing a sly smile. “But on one condition!”

“Don’t scare him off.” “If I didn’t scare off he-who-shall-not-be-named, why would I scare him?” “Mom, his name is Xoi—he’s not Lord Voldemort.” “He might as well be,” her mother retorts. Ami laughs. “Mom, you’re ridiculous, but I love you.” She kisses her cheek, then turns to me and whispers, “Don’t believe a word she says.” I laugh as she walks away. Turning back, I see her mom grinning at me like a Cheshire cat. I shift awkwardly under her gaze. This isn’t how I wanted to meet her mother—as a broke guy living in her daughter’s house. I’m sure she’ll tell me to stay away or try to pay me off, like her son might.

" Would you even be standing here if I had blown up the house?" He crossed his arms over his chest, a smug tugging at one side of his lips. " Yeah right, all thanks to Merlin who showed up to fix everything with just a simple magic trick," I playfully winked at him then moved my gaze to mom whose mouth was agape. " With the second help of my beloved friend, Harry Potter,”

Harry just blinks, just as confused as I was a few seconds ago, but then he smiles. "I will," he finally says, "I'm a one woman man now, I promise." "Okay, then I will lie for you and I'll have that hot man fired," I promise and I lift my fist so he can bump it. Harry frowns and bumps my fist weakly. "Is he really that hot?" He asks, like he wants me to say he's not. "Oh, yeah," I laugh. It's fun to give a cheater a tiny taste of his own medicine and I get why my mom decided to hire Wally, "Extremely. My mom has amazing taste."

I murmured, my gaze filled with both relief and regret. At that moment, a clear sound of footsteps echoed from the doorway, and Harry walked in, a mischievous smile on his face. "Not quite perfect yet," he said, his tone smug. "You should hear about what we secretly arranged while you were away." The way he spoke made me feel a twinge of unease. I looked at him, my mind racing with curiosity. "What? Did you sell me off or something?" I joked, trying to ease the sudden tension rising in me. To my surprise, my mom replied seriously, "Actually, yes." Her words were devoid of any humor, and I was left stunned, my eyes wide in disbelief at what I had just heard.