Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

Harry yelled. “ Don't be foolish you ninnyhammer! You think you can win over me or par with me? Hell no ,Harry! You know how low your IQ is right? I am smarter than you” Maya mocked. .Harry’s thatrum grew and he slammed the wine glass on the floor. Maya galred at Harry's eye realizing it was blood- red. If there was one thing Harry is hated the most, it would be for him being constantly remained low is IQ is.

Nandini saw Aspan there with Phoebe. She was sure that they heard whatever that man said. Phoebe hollered Harry's Father collar "How dare you to threaten my N ?" “Oh that little bitch having an affair too, not one ….there are two. This cunning fox shamed the teaching profession” HARRY'S mother said venomously.

The voice got louder and more insistent and I could tell whoever it was wasn't buying it. "I love you," Harry muttered, clearly embarrassed that I was sitting right there listening to everything. The voice practically screamed something and Harry held the phone away from his ear. "I LOVE YOU TOO," he said louder, then hung up quickly with this frustrated look on his face. I bit my lip hard, trying not to laugh because that was actually really cute. "Was that your girlfriend?" I asked innocently. Harry's face turned even redder. "No! That was my mom. She worries too much about my first day and keeps calling to check on me like I'm five years old."

I said in one breath and I could feel him giving me a stink eye but I don’t care. “OMG, I can’t believe this, Harry is getting his sight back. Mom!” Veronica ran out of the room to call her mom from the shop. Veronica and their mom walked into the room few minutes later grinning from ear to ear about the news that they just heard. “Is it true Harry?” Their mum asked and he nodded before he broke the news to them by himself, that he’s not going. “Nonsense, you’re definitely going son, you need to get your sight back” As much as I trusted their mom to be a no nonsense person, she didn’t disappoint. She’s just as stubborn as Harry himself.

Milo added making us laugh again while Harry stuffed his hands into his pocket and rolled his eyes on us. "Okay okay," I sighed and tried to stop from laughing. "He's getting angry. Let's stop," I told them and wiped a tear from my left eye. Oh God, it has been so long since I laughed like that. Harry looked so cute, and funny. Then my mother smiles to Harry, resting a hand on his shoulder then said, "As long as she's with you, I know I've got nothing to worry about. I've never seen her smile like that ever since we moved here." She added, making these five monkeys turn their heads around to look at me, and to show off a smile.

“Cassy? Your site manager that looks at you like you’re a séx idol? She was probably thinking of rawdogging you instead of watching the road-” “Don’t speak about her like that,” Harry interjected. “Oh, really? Do you ever say this to anyone about me? When your mother asked me if I have ‘scrambled eggs’ because we don’t have a baby yet, did you ask her not to speak about me like that? Harry, did you?!”

After thinking momentarily, she said, "Your mommy is on a mission." Harry blinked, looking somewhat puzzled. "Ironheart, the one who saves the Earth—have you watched it?" Harry pouted, using his fist to wipe his eyes. "Dummy." "Hmm?" "Ironheart's not real!" Charlotte was speechless. The little rascal was really annoying. After some thought, she said, "Your mommy will come back. Not like mine, who's never coming back." "You have no mommy?" "I do, but she went to heaven." Harry wrinkled his nose and said, "Why's everybody going to heaven? Harry hates heaven!"

Obviously showing off his masculine body and big cock to everyone. She rolled her eyes. "You always ask that every time we meet," she said to the man. As far as she can remember, the boy's name was Billy. She had already caught the young man in bed once and she gave him a big tip as big as the size of his manhood. So maybe the man is coming back to her to get more money. "Don't be mad, Mommy. It will increase your wrinkles." She smirked at the guy. "My money can fix it so don't mind it."

Harry looked at his father with a furrowed brow, seemingly trying to understand what was happening between his two parents. "Dad! you're mean!" Harry replied loudly. Instantly, Lucas and Julia looked at Harry in surprise. "What's wrong, son?" Lucas asked, puzzled. "Dad is mean! Why did Dad make Mom sad!" Harry said, pouting at his father. "I..I, Daddy didn't mean it, son. Daddy won't do it again!" Lucas finally understood what Harry meant by 'mean'.

Mario and Fatima: Friends. End of Flashback… Harry could not explain his sadness. The rain falls hard, and he cries together with the rainfall. Every raindrop is equivalent to his teardrop. He says, “Dear God, help me with this. I don’t want to kill my Mom. I need to make her repent… like what I did before.” A strong wind occurred, and a shadow appeared, and Harry was shocked upon seeing the image of her Mom. Gaymo: Harry, I know that’s you.