Novel & Cerita Hilarious Book Quotes

To he that wrote me those letters that made my day and always made me smile. Thank you. Eyes bored into his back and when he turned, he stared into her eyes. One second. Two seconds. Three seconds. He spun around and walked, out of the party. ✏✏💭💭 *smiles sweetly* Merry christmas every one! May all your wishes have been granted. See you in the funny pages!（＾ω＾） P.s. that was my exit line in every of my books in w*****d, minus the cute face. ( ;

Inside, the coarse cheap carpet on the floor felt comfortable, while students were at computers doing book searches or surfing the web. As vampires can sniff the blood from far away, book lovers like me can inhale the fragrance of books just the same. I entered and found myself surrounded by thousands of books. Suddenly, my eyes landed on a poster saying, I do believe something magical can happen when you read a good book. - J. K. Rowling. Now that’s the energy I was talking about that wanted me to wake up in the morning. I felt so excited when I read different quotes in this beautiful place. While roaming from here to there, I heard a noise.

Author's Quote: "sometimes all you need to do is just sit back and watch" Well hello!!!!! there people hope the book keeps you interested. Sarah First day of uni and I'm all set like I'm going to war zone... Chill I'm just going to nail it. Nail it?? Nail what? Like nail the real nail or just that.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

LUNAVIA LUMINARI I spat out what was in my mouth before I even realized it, “Mr. Haven, that joke is not funny at all” I took the tissue he passed to me and wiped my lips and dress but looking at his facial expression and it didn’t look like he was joking at all.

The owner of the bakery laughed, “You say that every time, but please don’t stop.” Miss Franklin laughed out loud, “Zariah, you always were funny, but I’m happy to see that you never lost that.” I smiled, “What’s the point in turning bitter. That doesn’t help at all. It’s like taking poison and hoping it kills those who hurt you.” She agreed, “I’m so happy you are happy despite all you’ve been through.”

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

Jake, on the other hand, slapped the table boisterously and exclaimed, “There are two rarest kinds of gems among humans: a woman who’s willing to endure hardships with her man, and a man who remains loyal to his woman despite all the wealth and power he owns.” It was intended as a humorous remark, yet it ended up silencing the entire room. Stunned to see everyone’s eyes on him, Jake laughed embarrassedly and excused himself, “Whoa, don’t look at me! I wasn’t the one who said this. I pulled this quote out from the internet.” Edward smiled faintly. “Have you finished your meal?”

In case, a criminal is bored out of his or her mind. "Nothing less than a criminal, obviously," Briel replied, flipping through the pages of the book in his lap. "At least it is better here than running wild in the forest and putting the lives of others at risk," I said laughing at my not so funny joke. The sound of my dry laugh came back to me and it made me feel uncomfortable. I stood up and went to the shelf and picked one of the books on the third shelf. Returning to my seat, I placed the book on the table without meaning to open it.