Hilarious Book Quotes Novels & Stories

Amber paused as she tried to form sentences but April burst into laughter and Amber frowned when she saw April laughing like that. April was laughing so hard that she was clutching her stomach. Amber looked at her and frowned, while Ashley was baffled as well, and Amber asked, “Why are you laughing like that? Did I say something funny?” April wiped a tear from her eyes and said, “of course, that was a nice joke, the guardian? The werewolf? Oh my god, Amber, just what books are you reading? I mean, it was really a nice joke, and I was trying my best to hold back my laughter, but on my god! When I saw your serious expression, I just couldn’t take it.” April said as she kept on laughing.

she announced as I drove off and I frowned not being able to tell how she felt about it with those four words. "Why did you think?" "Her poems are...different," she mumbled and I laughed slightly. "Different bad or different good?" "Different interesting," "Do you have a favourite quote or did you-" "When anger spreads inside your breast keep watch against an idly barking tongue," "Page 19," I mumbled and she laughed "You memorized the book?" "It's a good book," "I won't disagree," she mumbled and I glanced over to her meeting her gaze for a split second.

"No women ever shot her man while he was doing dishes." ~ Author unknown. - "Everyday. I couldn't be happy if I didn't see him everyday. He is absolutely necessary to me." Lucia read a quote from The picture of Dorian Gray. She vaguely smiled, this book meant so much to her. It was the book she once shared with him, a book that later hurt her because of the character he had compared her to but she loved it now. There was not a day she didn't read it, not a day she didn't read one quote from the book to keep herself going.

Luca drawls, his voice just loud enough for Elijah to hear, “what do you call a werewolf that’s also a librarian?” I glance at him, intrigued but suspicious. “I don’t know. What?” “A fur-midable opponent for anyone who returns their books late.” It’s so cheesy that I can’t help but burst out laughing. Luca grins wider, clearly satisfied with himself. I cover my mouth, trying to stifle the laugh, but it’s too late. I’m doubled over, shaking with amusement, the ridiculous joke breaking through all the tension that had been swirling around me. And that’s all it takes.

I whined because I was so embarrassed while he laughed at me. "Hate pollutes the mind." He quoted again and I whimpered. "Next time, pay attention!" He stated, giving me a look. "If we’re quoting Shakespeare, I want to add one." I scoffed crossing my arms on my chest. He motioned his hand to tell me to go on. "Hell is empty and all the devils are here." I spat angrily but it only amused him more and clapped for me as if saying ‘bravo.’ "I hate you... go to hell!" I scowled and grabbed my bag to leave the room. When I was at the door he spoke again.

about books, movies, how he hated pineapple on pizza, and how I thought that was grounds for disownment. At some point, I laughed so hard I had to hold my stomach. Leo had told a story about getting stuck inside a bookstore’s revolving door because he refused to let go of an armful of discounted poetry books. “You really did that?” I wheezed. He held up a hand. “In my defense, there was Neruda in that pile. You don’t just drop Neruda.” I laughed again, full and unguarded. He watched me for a second, eyes soft. “You have a beautiful laugh, and you're also very beautiful too.”

“Okay, think, Lily! You can do this. You’ve watched, like, a hundred corporate dramas. Channel your inner boss lady!” Melissa peeked over the cubicle wall. “Why do you look like someone just told you Starbucks is closing down forever?” Lily’s eyes darted up, wide and panicked. “I double-booked Mr. Knight.” Melissa blinked. Then… burst out laughing. “Oh my God. Ohhh my God. You’re so dead.” “Not helping!” Lily whisper-yelled. Melissa wiped a tear of laughter. “This is better than the betting pool.” “The what?”

“She's starting to make jokes now.” “I was always funny,” I shot back. “You just weren’t paying attention.” Juno giggled from across the room. “You’re one of the most serious people I know, Thea. I think the last time you tried to tell a joke, it was about F. Scott Fitzgerald.” The brothers and Juno all laughed, but it wasn’t mean-spirited. It was gentle, teasing. Easy. “Hey!” I protested. “There’s lots of humor to be found in classic literature. Just look at Shakespeare! He’s full of excellent jokes.”

Soren said excitedly. I laughed quietly, as this joy infected me. ************* Note: Don't forget to like, comment and share the book! This really helps it grow on the platform

“Oh my god, look, she included my quote—'it’s like being a hamster on a disco ball: spinning but fabulous.” Daisy snickers. “That was pure gold, Karl. I’m surprised you came up with that one.” Chloe leans over my shoulder. “And she actually wrote about your ‘commute from Mars’? How gullible was this lady?” Ethan laughs so hard he almost spits out his coffee. “This is hilarious. Do you think she realized we were messing with her?” “I hope not,” Anton says, shaking his head. “It adds to the mystery, no?”