Holiday Funny Quote Novels & Stories

Everyone was talking about the New Year holiday in groups. When I went in alone, someone said hello to me and asked me how I was doing over the holiday. I had gone through an unprecendented New Year holiday. I recalled it for a moment and put on a smile as I replied, "I enjoyed it." My colleague seemed to sense something fishy. And her eyes lit up. Then she asked me, "Ouch, you are smiling so brightly. Did you enjoy the New Year holiday with Vice President Hyde?" "What? Did you meet Vice President Hyde's parents?"

"Wendy loves me. This isn't over—" Wendy gave her answer right away, and it was a big, fat slap across Zack's face. "Don't listen to him, Felix. I don't like guys like him. He's just a toy. A toy I throw away once I'm bored of him." She held up her thermos and uncapped it. The air was filled with the aroma of mushroom and egg custard. "You must be hungry. I got this for you."

I scoff, “both! I was in the Navy, after all, they both mean something to me” “I prefer sunset! But honestly, I come alive at twilight”, she says. “Favorite holiday?” I asked her. She bursts out laughing, “considering I prefer the bewitching hour, I obviously prefer Halloween! You”? “Thanksgiving”, I tell her. “Food?”, she asks. “No! It’s nice to have one day where you can just appreciate the people in your life around you”, I tell her. “That’s so nice, Jonny”, she says as she sniffles.

His face was flushed red, as red as a tomato. The woman smiled at him, then said, "Hahaha, I'm a human indeed. Do you really think I'm not human? You're really funny. Ah! Happy birthday, by the way! It's a surprise gift from your friends, and I'm participating because it's entertaining, hehehehe.” Havi tilted his head. “A birthday when my actual birthday is already a week ago?” Havi chimed in with a sarcastic intonation. "Well, this kind of thing is another kind of surprise, right, guys?"

So, Charlie replied, “Then you should hurry up and go back to accompany Uncle and Aunt. Help me to send a greeting to them. I would like to wish all of you a Happy New Year!” Quinn also replied, “Thank you, Charlie. I wish you a Happy New Year too!” After that, Charlie put away his cell phone and he concentrated on watching the Spring Festival Gala with his wife, Claire. When it was almost twelve o’clock at midnight, Jacob lamented, “Although it is really much more environmentally friendly now that firecrackers have been banned, the New Year atmosphere seems to be lacking. It is really a pity…”

She cast a broad smile Whitney’s way, whose head shot up to glare into her twinkling grey eyes self righteously. “...And you’re any better Miss sweet potato bake at Christmas?” The reminder made Hollis giggle in defeat. She definitely went overboard on the airy carb that festive snowy night, and spent the rest of her evening being poked and jabbed at good naturedly like the Pillsbury Dough Boy by just about everyone.

We all knew he was hinting at Hope’s upcoming engagement. “What? Me, feel down?” Hope chuckled. “Not a chance! Even if the whole world bullied me, I’d still be like Uncle Ryan—never sad, just laughing it off. I’m all about living life to the foolest! F-O-O-L-E-S-T! Foolest!” “Your brain cells are fried, Hope. It’s the fullest! F-U-L-L-E-S-T!” Love corrected him. “Boring if it’s to the fullest! It should be the foolest! Sometimes, I imagine if everyone in the world was just a little silly. It’d be so much fun on Earth—just laughter, no stress, no depression.”

It’s a completely different world, but still sharp, fun, and a little unhinged in all the best ways. See you next year, and happy holidays! — Miss Anonymous x

CLARISE opened the public forum to check on the post she made and saw a smiling face emoji from a user named @user03221995red. She knew that that user was Hannah, as the number on the username was Clarise’s birthday—March 22, 1995, and red was the nickname Clarise gave to her. She let out a light chuckle and then posted another message. “Little Red should have fun while it's away from the wolf. Happiness is the best cure.” She posted. She's hinting that Hannah should meet new people.

“I can’t tell you how happy that makes me.” “I know. It means you can keep the store open,” Holly said, her own voice growing thick with emotion. He hugged her close. “Thank you for telling me, Holly. It’s made my Christmas.” Her heart filled with joy. That was what Christmas was really about. Making people joyful. “Oh, look, here comes our hero now,” Mark said, pointing down the road. Nathan walked among the floats, his black coat open in the cool air. She grinned and hopped off the float to greet him.