Holiday Funny Quote Novels & Stories

"Shouldn't we laugh when we're happy?" She nodded. "Of course." "I thought you'd ask me why I'm happy," replied Paul. "There's no need to ask. Isn't everyone happy during the holidays?" Paul shook his head. "That's not it." "Oh?" Miranda was confused. "It's not because of the holiday," Paul said again. "Then why?" "Because I get to celebrate it with you." Miranda froze as she was caught off guard. Paul began again, "Miranda, I—" "Mimi! Come inside! It's cold out here, and the view through the glass is just as good!" Fiona called out to her.

****** It's Joyce birthday in two days so Jerry decided to go on a trip with her. "Where do you wish to go?", He asks her. " Disney Land", Joyce replied. Jerry laughed. "Wow! That's so unexpected", He said. " I have always wanted to visit the place. It's okay if you think we can't go......" "we have three whole days. If that's where you want to go, Let's go", Jerry said. Joyce was elated. " Really? We can go?. I'm so excited", Joyce said happily. "Thank you"She added.

“Haha. She was a very sweet girl. But it’s Valentine’s Day. Why would I want to spend that with anyone else but you?” I give him a wry smile. “Technically, it’s the fifteenth now.” “Even so.” He grins at Ian as he brings two whiskies over. “Cheers.” I sigh and take one of the glasses. “You’re trying to destroy my liver,” I grumble. “I like you drunk,” Huxley says. “It files off your sharp edges.” “What sharp edges? I don’t have any.” He laughs. “Yeah, of course you don’t.” He holds up his glass, and I tap mine to it. “I always drink to world peace,” he says. It’s a quote From Groundhog Day.

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

So, I do the next best thing to be in the Christmas mood. I go to the bar and I pull out a bottle, dust clinging to the glass. I make popcorn, the buttery smell filling the kitchen. And when I curl back on the couch with both, I flick through the channels until I land on Home Alone. The one movie guaranteed to make me laugh when nothing else will. I pour myself a glass, clink it against the air, and whisper, “Merry Christmas to me.” The words barely leave my lips before a sound cuts through the room.

Jefferson would never be a part of them, no matter how many laughs they shared with him. Homer, who doesn't talk much, also reminds Jefferson that all this happiness shouldn't be happening. That his time has come to an end. Max put his arm around Jefferson, his face so bright, reminding Jefferson of the sun that shines during the day. If you raise your head and look at the sky, the sun's rays hurt your eyes. Yep, that's exactly what Jefferson was feeling. "You should join us. It was an amazing holiday.” “Well,” said Hugo. He had not teased Jefferson in a long time, and Hugo missed seeing that adorable reaction.

"Wait guys, one more thing. How the hell are we celebrating the holiday because I'm kicking against cooping up?” "Me too."

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

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"Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea." - Henry Fielding *** "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear mommy." I instantly fluttered my eyes open feeling so confused. My phone kept buzzing off the hook, vibrating on the mattress but I decided to ignore it.