Holiday Humor Quotes Novels & Stories

He says confidently. I lift a brow, but don’t say anything. “Say it…” he says. God how are all of them so unserious in the most serious moments? I don’t even know why I’m blaming them. We all are. Each and everyone of has been through it all, humor is the only thing that got us through the toughest shit. We don’t know how to deal with shit without it. “Come on say it…” He carries on. I look at my friends, they were all there for me at my worst. They dropped their entire lives to be here for both Julliet and I, they have always been a phone call away.

“She's starting to make jokes now.” “I was always funny,” I shot back. “You just weren’t paying attention.” Juno giggled from across the room. “You’re one of the most serious people I know, Thea. I think the last time you tried to tell a joke, it was about F. Scott Fitzgerald.” The brothers and Juno all laughed, but it wasn’t mean-spirited. It was gentle, teasing. Easy. “Hey!” I protested. “There’s lots of humor to be found in classic literature. Just look at Shakespeare! He’s full of excellent jokes.”

I covered my mouth but kept laughing. Jace’s eyes widened. "There it is! I’ve been trying to get a laugh like that out of you since we started this whole thing." "Shut up," I said, still smiling. "That was actually good. The ‘with honor’ part killed me." "Right?" He bumped my shoulder lightly. "Stick with me. I’ve got more where that came from. Though I should warn you, my jokes get worse when I’m tired." We kept walking. The campus lights started coming on.

"Yes, I did. Now could you do me a favor and throw more light on the subject." "You are doing it again," Goodness laughed. "What am I doing again?" "You are telling me to throw more light on the subject." "And what is strange about telling a friend to throw more light on a subject that he brought up?" "So, you don't know what is funny in your statement?" "I honestly don't know what is funny in my statement. I am as confused as a hawk who found out about week ago that he has been stalking the grave where his dead mother was laid to rest."

Most of the messages for the couple were humorous. Ethan's friends were totally surprised when he cracked a joke. Their jaws dropped as the cold and aloof man has a sense of humor. Moriah laughed not only because of the joke, what actually made her laugh more was the expression of Ethan's friends when they heard him crack a joke. "Moriah, you did a great job. You've utterly melted the iceberg," Shaun said cackling. Ethan approached her after delivering his message. "Did I really melt the iceberg as they said?" Moriah asked Ethan, looking amusedly at him.

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”