Holidays Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Clearing my throat, I began, "To Ihudiya…” "Let's raise our glasses to Ihudiya! Not just another year, but countless shared smiles, unforgettable adventures, and a bond that feels like home. May your day be filled with joy, love, and dreams coming true, just like you fill ours with warmth and inspiration. Here's to you, Ihudiya, happy birthday!”

He was fighting back a laugh. "It's 420," he explained. "Best holiday of the year." "I don't think it's an actual holiday." "Fair," he replied. "Come hang out with me anyway. I mean, you work in a plant shop, you must like... plants." "Maybe," I said, though I couldn't quite maintain my grumpy demeanour as he grinned at me. "And hey, I mean, I should probably practice all those lessons you just taught me," he said. "Practice makes perfect, right?"

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

I told Jason as a matter of fact. “I wish I could be there, but—” Jason began. I was already familiar with his excuse. I had heard it so many times and today, I finished it for him, “I know how it goes,” I quoted Jason as much as I could. “Holidays bring the casualties, and Christmas is a big holiday. I get it,” I said to Jason, soft with my words. On second thoughts, I added with a hint of sarcasm. “I get it all the time.”

“Were you too close?” “Not really. But he would never skip our birthdays and Christmas was always at our place. He would only give us cards every year for Christmas. And in each card, he would write down some quote or poem that was inspiring and tell us ‘To stumble and fall but then stand tall’”

“The eggs on that rich guy’s Mercedes or the flaming poop.” “The old guy stepping in flaming dog shit was pretty damn funny. It might be a draw. So, what’s next?” “I got big M-80 firecrackers!” “Gosh, and gee-willikers Paul, whatever shall we do with those?” “So many mailboxes, so little time.”

he said. Jan and Hazel leaned to the side to find Mischa at the back. "Oh no, of course not ... Hi!" Hazel waved at her. "Great, I'm famished ... do you guys want to grab a hot dog?" Lee asked. Hazel looked at Jan, it was another metaphor they had been using all afternoon. They burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" Lee was puzzled. "Nothing ... no, I'm good ... I don't want to grab a hot dog ... maybe Jan would," she teased her back. "I'm just gonna sit here with Mischa ... come sit here, so you want some ice cream? Or Popsicle?"

He is insinuating her to be always think of someone who doesn’t really prioritize her but sometimes uses her for his own self-satisfaction, saying, “Why not spend your time with us enjoying life instead of spending your thoughts on pointless problems? Come on, open the windows, and take in the sights and marvels of the surrounding atmospheres. And join us in celebrating the Christian holiday season, which honors the arrival of the Lord, Savior of all sinners, with the delicious fruits and foods we provided.” With a giggle, one of the five teammates said,

“Is it sad to work on holidays?” “Not really,” I say honestly. “Holidays don’t feel much different than any other day.” “Now that is sad,” she quips. “I love holidays. My mom always did too. She’d say she’d take any excuse to get family together and celebrate anything, no matter how small. Halloween and Christmas are my favorite.” “Rory showed me a photo of your house at Halloween,” I tell her. “It was a few years ago, and I felt like punching myself in the face when I saw it, because you looked so happy without me.”

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