Holidays Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

My claws yearn to tear him apart, limb by limb. Whoa you guys! It’s been a long time huh! School has been so stressful. How is school for you? Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Blessed New Year to each and everyone of you🥳🎄💃🏽

Mark continued to laugh, then settling himself down said; "I just remembered this joke someone told me on the plane down here. Wanna hear it?" "You're going to tell a joke?" Although Mark was a master of sarcastic one liners, he really didn't have much of a sense of humor, and I don't think he had told me a joke since we were kids. "Yeah," He said. "Ready?" "Okay go ahead." This should be good I thought. "Okay," Mark began putting his hands up as if bracing me for it. "Here goes; why is Halloween the best holiday down in West Virginia?" I thought for a minute then shrugged;

Hailey “Did you forget your birthday too?” he asked me. Oh fuck, really? like really? I forgot my own birthday! “O-oh seems like” he laughed. “Well, it’s okay. Now we’re gonna celebrate your birthday” I smiled. Yes! It is gonna be so much fun. Maybe I will make new memories and forget what happened today anyway. “Yeahh” I replied.

'Just for today, smile a little more. Just for today, ask someone how he or she is really doing. Just for today, remember, while some may have it better than you do, there are others whom definitely have it worse than you! Just for today, just let go, just for today. Good times are a reminder and a reward for dealing with the difficult and challenging times we all go through. The trick is to celebrate the good times in advance of the difficult times. Always remember, good times await you after the difficult times pass.'

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

So, I do the next best thing to be in the Christmas mood. I go to the bar and I pull out a bottle, dust clinging to the glass. I make popcorn, the buttery smell filling the kitchen. And when I curl back on the couch with both, I flick through the channels until I land on Home Alone. The one movie guaranteed to make me laugh when nothing else will. I pour myself a glass, clink it against the air, and whisper, “Merry Christmas to me.” The words barely leave my lips before a sound cuts through the room.

And I almost crashed when his voice tickled my ear and he whispered, “What do you mean by that?” But I won’t give in easily. I retained my stance and said, “You should cut back on work. This is the holiday period, you should be having fun, not tracking business details. You don’t see me calling Tiffany every minute, do you?” He shook his head. “That’s because I want to enjoy this holiday.” I lightly poked his chest. “You should do the same.” "I get you, baby. But..." "Mmm. Mmm. No buts." I shook my head. "No buts at all. We are all here to have a good time and you are included. I will not allow something that’s not an emergency to ruin another holiday.”

TRAVIS “Ihate thinking of you all lonely up there in your ivory tower during the holidays,” Mom says. “Mom, I might be alone but I am not lonely,” I say. “That’s what lonely people say to console themselves.” I laugh. “Mom, really, I’m fine.” “What is it even that’s keeping you so busy over Christmas?” “I just have one or two things I need to do.” “Okay… Well, I’ll stop bugging you. It’s just that, you know your brothers are here, and it would’ve been nice to have all my kids in one place. You know? Before I die.”

"Wait guys, one more thing. How the hell are we celebrating the holiday because I'm kicking against cooping up?” "Me too."

He ended his beautiful speech smiling tearfully. "Merry Christmas Dad." "Merry Christmas grandad." ********* Is okay to make a mistake, but us not okay when you don't learn from it✍️