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Mark continued to laugh, then settling himself down said; "I just remembered this joke someone told me on the plane down here. Wanna hear it?" "You're going to tell a joke?" Although Mark was a master of sarcastic one liners, he really didn't have much of a sense of humor, and I don't think he had told me a joke since we were kids. "Yeah," He said. "Ready?" "Okay go ahead." This should be good I thought. "Okay," Mark began putting his hands up as if bracing me for it. "Here goes; why is Halloween the best holiday down in West Virginia?" I thought for a minute then shrugged;

Christmas had never been anything special for me. I had spent my last two Christmas' before this working an all-day shift at work, wiping vomit off tables and getting yelled at by unhappy customers taking their anger and frustrations on me. Afterward, C and I would spend the morning drinking on a rooftop and dancing to Fuck Christmas by Eric Idle. It was not exactly like I was the grinch or that I forbade the holiday spirit, there really was just nothing to celebrate or be happy for. After spending most of my childhood holidays hoping I would escape some beating or screaming from the matron on duty at the foster care that day who would rather be drinking her guts out on her day off, it was n

Hailey “Did you forget your birthday too?” he asked me. Oh fuck, really? like really? I forgot my own birthday! “O-oh seems like” he laughed. “Well, it’s okay. Now we’re gonna celebrate your birthday” I smiled. Yes! It is gonna be so much fun. Maybe I will make new memories and forget what happened today anyway. “Yeahh” I replied.

They are amazed that someone like Dokyeom knows deep quotes like this. “Me too! Me too! I also know one quotes,” Hoshi cheerfully said while raising his hands. He also forged a cough and fixed his sitting postures. Next, he squinted his eyes, and acted as if he’s going to cry. “Wayne Charlie once said this: ‘I guess I am still holding on to something that I know will probably never happen, because somehow deep down inside me, I have this little piece of hope that someday, it will.”

'Just for today, smile a little more. Just for today, ask someone how he or she is really doing. Just for today, remember, while some may have it better than you do, there are others whom definitely have it worse than you! Just for today, just let go, just for today. Good times are a reminder and a reward for dealing with the difficult and challenging times we all go through. The trick is to celebrate the good times in advance of the difficult times. Always remember, good times await you after the difficult times pass.'

“Fuck!” Mom laughed and Tony chuckled a little. How did I forget my birthday of all days? I remember making plans for my birthday, saying I'd throw a party and invite all my friends over but look at me, I forgot. I couldn't laugh, I couldn't cry. I was just astonished and opened my mouth in awe.

I pile a big chunk of brownie into my mouth to mask the bitter taste of truth on my tongue. "Think of all the free treatment you could get if you worked at the right spa," Tabitha's says longingly. "It's too soon for moving," I counter when I finish chewing. Tabitha laughs as if that's the funniest thing she's heard the entire year. Since it's the middle of December, a year must be pretty darn boring. "It's never too soon for one of the hot guys." Anessa joins in laughing, the two of them shaking their heads and sharing a private joke.

Fiori Rivers(POV) “Bye mom!” “Bye sweetheart” I walked very fast inside and quickly kept my stuffs in the locker Today was vacation. And I couldn’t hide my happiness Summer holidays are always long vacation holidays. And not just that, it helps us to stay away from certain annoying people for long All plans for this upcoming holidays have been made already And now I just have to get my report cards and the celebration can begin “Hey Fi… you’re in early”

Even though I've proven time and time again, I'd be the same ol' same. ps. happy birthday to every body this year in advance. Enjoy it, or you'll regret it. January 9th · I'd like to say goodbye to universe. I've been waiting to go. January 19th · yay. back to school. January 25th · am I ok? No, hehe. lemme laugh about it. April 10th · hey who believes in zodiacs? I do. July 6th · it's cold outside I'm cold inside

I’m just as busy as ever, but being lost in a happy haze of sex and orgasms really does take the edge off long days and early mornings. It helps that the guys often stop by the bakery, either to help or just to hang out. All the usual holiday stress is so far in the background that I can’t even see it most of the time. It’s the most fun I’ve had this time of year in longer than I can remember. Luke has a dry sense of humor and a knack for comedic timing that never fails to have me laughing. Two days ago when an angry woman nearly cursed me out at the bakery, he diffused the tension by cracking a joke about her coat that had me in tears of laughter instead of frustration.