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Even though I've proven time and time again, I'd be the same ol' same. ps. happy birthday to every body this year in advance. Enjoy it, or you'll regret it. January 9th · I'd like to say goodbye to universe. I've been waiting to go. January 19th · yay. back to school. January 25th · am I ok? No, hehe. lemme laugh about it. April 10th · hey who believes in zodiacs? I do. July 6th · it's cold outside I'm cold inside

I’m just as busy as ever, but being lost in a happy haze of sex and orgasms really does take the edge off long days and early mornings. It helps that the guys often stop by the bakery, either to help or just to hang out. All the usual holiday stress is so far in the background that I can’t even see it most of the time. It’s the most fun I’ve had this time of year in longer than I can remember. Luke has a dry sense of humor and a knack for comedic timing that never fails to have me laughing. Two days ago when an angry woman nearly cursed me out at the bakery, he diffused the tension by cracking a joke about her coat that had me in tears of laughter instead of frustration.

So, Charlie replied, “Then you should hurry up and go back to accompany Uncle and Aunt. Help me to send a greeting to them. I would like to wish all of you a Happy New Year!” Quinn also replied, “Thank you, Charlie. I wish you a Happy New Year too!” After that, Charlie put away his cell phone and he concentrated on watching the Spring Festival Gala with his wife, Claire. When it was almost twelve o’clock at midnight, Jacob lamented, “Although it is really much more environmentally friendly now that firecrackers have been banned, the New Year atmosphere seems to be lacking. It is really a pity…”

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

I laughed I was away during the holidays instead of having a fun one with my friends, drinking, and partying. I spent the holiday trapped. My father enrolled me in a fuck ass business school to spend the holiday. It was always like that during any holiday he was home, the last one he made me intern in his company and I have never hated my life more. “Look it is your girlfriend,” Eliott said “Call her my girlfriend one more time and I will rip your tongue out” I joked

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"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

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Vivian says and I nodded. "I don't even know if I'm ready but I know I really want his mark". "You'll get yours soon," Viv says with a smile. "Don tells me Christmas isn't celebrated here,” I say. Viv gives a sad smile. "Well, he says we could celebrate this here," I say smiling. "Really? Wow. Everybody will be so happy to hear this" Vivian says standing up. I follow her. It looks like we are going outside. Viv keeps on greeting everyone with a smile as people stare at me weirdly.

“That’s hilarious. At least you got food out of it! I can imagine the look on their faces.” “Right? They were probably wondering if we were some kind of forest creatures,” Adrian added with a wink. I felt a warmth spread through me. These moments felt precious. After everything we had been through, it was nice to feel normal, to laugh together and forget our worries for a while. “So, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?” Janet asked, her eyes sparkling with curiosity. “Something you would never tell anyone else.” I thought for a moment, the gears turning in my head. “Hmm, let me think.” A mischievous grin crossed my face. “There was that time I snuck out to a party when I was supposed