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So, Charlie replied, “Then you should hurry up and go back to accompany Uncle and Aunt. Help me to send a greeting to them. I would like to wish all of you a Happy New Year!” Quinn also replied, “Thank you, Charlie. I wish you a Happy New Year too!” After that, Charlie put away his cell phone and he concentrated on watching the Spring Festival Gala with his wife, Claire. When it was almost twelve o’clock at midnight, Jacob lamented, “Although it is really much more environmentally friendly now that firecrackers have been banned, the New Year atmosphere seems to be lacking. It is really a pity…”

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

I laughed I was away during the holidays instead of having a fun one with my friends, drinking, and partying. I spent the holiday trapped. My father enrolled me in a fuck ass business school to spend the holiday. It was always like that during any holiday he was home, the last one he made me intern in his company and I have never hated my life more. “Look it is your girlfriend,” Eliott said “Call her my girlfriend one more time and I will rip your tongue out” I joked

"Thanks Rick. I always pray for you too. It's time for you to find a woman who is better than me." "Maybe next year." Rick chuckled as he scratched the back of his neck that didn't itch. "Actually last Christmas I asked Santa to give me girlfriend as a Christmas present. It's also troublesome when you don't have someone to hang out with to come to formal parties.” Shrugging Rick said, “But Santa doesn't come with a beautiful woman as a gift. I'm too naughty to get a present from Santa." Hazel laughed again at Rick's joke. He had always had a great sense of humour. Fortunately, the man was able to let herself be happy with Calvin. And instead she always prayed to God for Rick's happiness.

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"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

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“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

“The hell…?” Behind him, Ally burst into uncontrollable laughter, clutching her stomach. “Got you! Oh my god, I got you so good!” she wheezed between laughs. Shawn stared at her, bewildered. “Ally… what is this?” “April Fool’s, big bro!” she sang, still giggling. His shoulders dropped dramatically. “Jesus, Ally. That was not funny.” “Oh please,” she grinned, wiping tears from her eyes. “You think what Dad pulled on us last year was funny? The whole fake vacation, making us pack, driving us to the damn airport…?”

“That’s hilarious. At least you got food out of it! I can imagine the look on their faces.” “Right? They were probably wondering if we were some kind of forest creatures,” Adrian added with a wink. I felt a warmth spread through me. These moments felt precious. After everything we had been through, it was nice to feel normal, to laugh together and forget our worries for a while. “So, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?” Janet asked, her eyes sparkling with curiosity. “Something you would never tell anyone else.” I thought for a moment, the gears turning in my head. “Hmm, let me think.” A mischievous grin crossed my face. “There was that time I snuck out to a party when I was supposed