Plus One
My legs sticking to the seat in an uncomfortable sweat.
"Where are we?" I ask, half asleep, the sun blinding me to the point I can barely open my eyes.
"Here," he replies. "And, by the way," I look his way. "You fart in your sleep," he smiles and I panic.
"You were probably smelling your socks, I don't fart," I retort seriously.
He chuckles, sitting up straighter in his seat.
"My socks?" he asks confused.
"Yeah, don't men have stinky feet?"