The Best Friend's Contract
'' I roll my eyes, thinking of how I have spent my year without Noah; quite surprising how I never thought of having fun in that way.
He scoffs before chuckling, ''Boring. You'll die as an old virgin,''
''I'm not a virgin,''
''Literally not a virgin. I'm just saying that you're a boring woman with no sex drive and when you start to feel these urges with Aidan, you're like a little noob.'' He replies.
''Noob? Excuse me? I am not a noob and I'm sure I still get the hang of it,'' I mutter. ''Besides . . . how can it change much from where I left off?''