Icarly The Joke Is On You Novels & Stories

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.

Throughout our lunch, he made me laugh a lot. “...I worked at McDonald's then. Fuck, what else could I do? It was Ariana fucking Grande, man. I acted like a complete idiot. I mean, that's the girl I've been crushing on since I was like eight.” He smiles ruefully. “Total lie. She was probably still sucking on her mother's titties.” I bark out a laughter and slap my palm on my mouth when I realize people are looking. “Seriously, Joel. Stop. You're making me seem like a lunatic and my belly hurts.” I say amid my dying laughter.

"Show me." And he did. Francis watched as his friend stared at the picture on his phone. His first expression was blank. He could not tell what he was thinking. Then, there was confusion before he started laughing. "What's wrong? Why are you suddenly laughing? Were you aware of this?" "What! No," Jeff said amidst laughter. He tried to stifle his laugh but failed successfully, so he laughed a little bit more before being able to suppress the urge to continue. "But we both know that it was photoshopped. Karen would never… I repeat… would never do that. Come on, an old man? That was a terrible joke, buddy."

He couldn't keep eye contact with me as he said that. And that was what made me just think that just maybe, he was joking. " It's not funny " I glared at him trying to pull off a prank on me with total fail. " Miss Shawn please calm down " " Calm down!?, calm down!??... You practically just pulled the worst joke in the history of comedy and you're telling me to calm down!?.. I ask you again, WHERE- IS- MY- BABY!!?" I snapped. This is in no way funny, and why is everyone keeping sober faces? Are they all in on this plan too? Is this what they occupied themselves with today? A way to hurt me?

We all turn to face Bastian, and he just stares back expressionless. “Why are you all looking at me?” Callen points at him, “It’s your turn.” “No.” “Come on, tell us a joke or an embarrassing story, literally anything entertaining.” There’s a long pause, then Poppy finally lifts her head to look at him, and the words suddenly spill out of him. “Alaric once got stuck in a dog flap.” Poppy laughs, fully this time, and the tension lifts. “You said you’d never tell anyone!” Alaric whines.

Jake finally sat back down. “So what’s the plan?” “There is no plan.” “Bullshit.” “Jake.” “Cole.” I pointed at him. He pointed right back. Marcus looked between us. “This is getting weird.” “No kidding.” Jake ignored us. “You’re not just going to let this go.” “Watch me.” “Okay.” “Okay.” “Then stop looking out the window.” I froze. Slowly. Very slowly. The idiots started smiling. Because apparently my life was a joke. “What?”

"When it's a question about him you kept on doubting my answers." "Cause you look bitter." "Are you serious?" "Yeah." "No, you're not." "Whatever, I want to have a girl version of Brice." "Start dating someone." "No, let's start making instead." "What the?" "Just kidding," He said prohibiting himself from laughing out loud. "Your joke is not funny." "Cause you're killjoy," Our chitchat was interrupted when the emcee started introducing himself.

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SCARLETT'S POV. I was completely right. The party was boring as hell, and from the looks of things we weren't even near done here. And then even worse, the annoying as fuck MC who thoughts his jokes were so funny but they were obviously not, had been wasting so much time on the third segment of the programme which was jokes and riddles, that I almost threw my shoe at him. If I heard one more uncle joke coming from his mouth, I could just do it right there, damning all the consequences.

I raised an eyebrow, "Butter who?" "It's butter if you don't know," he said cracking up laughing half way and I stepped aside to let him in, he bent down kissing my cheek which felt strange "I have a pizza joke too but it's not that funny. Ooh what smells nice? I have pizza, monopoly, and shit six dollar wine I picked up from ALDI, if we get poisoned, call triple zero, so have that on speed dial"