Icarly The Joke Is On You Novels & Stories

'' Jeffrey chipped in and they did their stupid hand clap. "You said what?" Arian's tone murderously went colder. "Woah man! I was just joking. Gosh, you should've seen your freaking face!'' Ricky said and laughed out. "Hope you had that on camera?" He turned to give Jeffrey a warning look. Arian also turned to see Jeffrey putting away his phone. "You're darn right I did!" He smirked and they chuckled again. "Idiots." Arian cussed under his breath and glared at them.

He growled throwing his chair backwards as he stood up and threw his own box down. Alec sat at the end of the table and blushed, not even trying to pull out his own ‘gifts’. Levi pulled out his magnifying glass, tweezers then condoms looking around the room confused before all the guys busted out laughing. “I don’t get the joke here,” Levi said. “They are saying that you think you have a giant penis but in reality, you can’t find it cause it's so small,” Abel said clutching his sides and laughing. “Open yours, Sam,” Thaddeus said laughing at the joke on Levi that had him snarling and now more than angry.

“Hey, no brooding. This is an adventure, not a prison sentence. Let me distract you.” She turned to him, her expression wary. “What are you going to do? Tell me one of your terrible jokes?” “You wound me,” he said, clutching his chest dramatically. “But yes. Absolutely.” He cleared his throat, adopting a serious tone. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Riele blinked, momentarily thrown off. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts.” The joke was terrible. Absolutely awful. But Riele burst into laughter anyway, the tension in her chest breaking apart with each giggle. Jay grinned, triumphant, as if her joy were his greatest victory.

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

" You're immortal . Does it matter ? " I scoff . " Considering the mess we are constantly getting ourselves into , I doubt I'd stay alive even till my birthday . " I was only half joking . He growls loudly , I would be concerned about him waking up the entire hotel but then again , this place is dead so .. growl away mister big bad wolf ? " Say that again , I dare you . " He glares at me . " Oh come on . It's a joke . J . O . K . E . joke . " I spell it out for him . " No need to get your panties in a twist over some sarcasm baby "

He stated his boundaries, making Cam and I laugh lightly. "Fine." "So Cam, I've got new jokes for you." "Alright, let's hear them." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting cow." "Did you get that joke from the cartoon 'Home'?" Cam laughed. "Gee, I hoped you wouldn't know it." Rodney clapped his forehead and we all laughed.

I asked and sat on the large chair as Caleb entered his closet. I started to laugh again. I mean… the irony. I couldn't help myself. "You know, the beans are spilled. You don't have to go back into the closet." Caleb popped his head from behind the doors and looked at me, puzzled. Then it dawned on him and he sighed. "That was lame." He shook his head and disappeared again. "Come on! It was a good one! A situational joke, ever heard of them?" "Yeah, right." I heard his groan and chuckled.

"Yeah.. shit I'm sorry.. here's a paper that tells you what you should do." I looked at the paper and started reading it. But then Shit.... I furrowed my brows, "this paper literally says "what you should do... "" "I know..." I smiled, "ahh.. I get the joke.." She nodded a bit, "yep.. that was the joke." This was awkward as fuck! If it was four years ago this would have been funny as fuck.. but now this shit was just awkward. I laughed a bit, "umh yeah it's funny.."

Surprisingly, he remained calm. There was silence. A few moments later, Jenny broke the silence. "Why aren't you answering my question?" "I think you're hilarious. I don't know what to say," Alec sneered, his tone full of sarcasm. He leaned forward, placing his weight on the table. "Losing my memories? Have you watched too many movies, or are you just brain-dead? Why are you telling such jokes?"

Everything about this Jonatan is pissing me off, and I type a message straight from the heart without thinking. Me: Dump the idiot and date me instead. Caroline: Haha, very funny. I arch an eyebrow at Caroline's response and blink at the screen. Little does she know I wasn't joking...