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He growled throwing his chair backwards as he stood up and threw his own box down. Alec sat at the end of the table and blushed, not even trying to pull out his own ‘gifts’. Levi pulled out his magnifying glass, tweezers then condoms looking around the room confused before all the guys busted out laughing. “I don’t get the joke here,” Levi said. “They are saying that you think you have a giant penis but in reality, you can’t find it cause it's so small,” Abel said clutching his sides and laughing. “Open yours, Sam,” Thaddeus said laughing at the joke on Levi that had him snarling and now more than angry.

“Hey, no brooding. This is an adventure, not a prison sentence. Let me distract you.” She turned to him, her expression wary. “What are you going to do? Tell me one of your terrible jokes?” “You wound me,” he said, clutching his chest dramatically. “But yes. Absolutely.” He cleared his throat, adopting a serious tone. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Riele blinked, momentarily thrown off. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts.” The joke was terrible. Absolutely awful. But Riele burst into laughter anyway, the tension in her chest breaking apart with each giggle. Jay grinned, triumphant, as if her joy were his greatest victory.

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

》》Jason Dutton《《 Jack and I burst into laughter at the epic fail we had just witnessed on the tv. Jack then started choking on popcorn. I gave him one hard slap on the back and his choking was replaced by a scream. Calvin burst into laughter at this as Jack threw cushions at me whileI died laughing. Just then my phone started ringing. "Boo! Don't pick it up!" Jack sulked. "Yeah it's interrupting our afternoon slash night chill session," Calvin added in agreement.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mokunfayo Badmus: Seated in the large creamery, the only thing blaring in my head as I watched the lips, of the boy seating opposite me, moved to inform me of the biggest joke of the century was; You have got to be kidding me! I'd driven furiously all the way across town, frustrated and sick with worry to see a hale, hearty and all dapper Stephen only for a piece of joke? You have got to be kidding me! In silence, I waited patiently for the face of the boy before me to slowly morph into a look of mischief as he laughed out loud and tease me about the look on my face when he dropped the 'bombshell'. I waited for him to tell me 'JK, LOL, aunty you take things too seriously', then I would

" You're immortal . Does it matter ? " I scoff . " Considering the mess we are constantly getting ourselves into , I doubt I'd stay alive even till my birthday . " I was only half joking . He growls loudly , I would be concerned about him waking up the entire hotel but then again , this place is dead so .. growl away mister big bad wolf ? " Say that again , I dare you . " He glares at me . " Oh come on . It's a joke . J . O . K . E . joke . " I spell it out for him . " No need to get your panties in a twist over some sarcasm baby "

He stated his boundaries, making Cam and I laugh lightly. "Fine." "So Cam, I've got new jokes for you." "Alright, let's hear them." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting cow." "Did you get that joke from the cartoon 'Home'?" Cam laughed. "Gee, I hoped you wouldn't know it." Rodney clapped his forehead and we all laughed.

I asked and sat on the large chair as Caleb entered his closet. I started to laugh again. I mean… the irony. I couldn't help myself. "You know, the beans are spilled. You don't have to go back into the closet." Caleb popped his head from behind the doors and looked at me, puzzled. Then it dawned on him and he sighed. "That was lame." He shook his head and disappeared again. "Come on! It was a good one! A situational joke, ever heard of them?" "Yeah, right." I heard his groan and chuckled.

The joke's on me. It didn't work.

"I guess we're not allowed to order any drinks without upsetting wannabe George Lopez?" "Hey, motherfucker," Oscar said. "That's fucking racist." "Why?" I asked. "Because you stole that second joke of yours from the third season of his show, or because you can't actually think of anything funny to say?" "What, hey, I didn't steal any jokes!" Oscar fumed. "Alright, dude," you said. "Don't freak out. Just go watch the show, I'm sure you just did it by accident." "What the fuck? Hey, security, get this punk out of here," Oscar said.