Insult Memes Novels & Stories

“Your name’s in the caption. ‘Local businessman’s café explodes in mocha mayhem.’ Congratulations. You’re a meme.” “I’m going to fire everyone,” Max muttered. “You can’t fire them,” Landon said. “They’re already traumatized. One of the waiters won’t stop twitching every time he hears a milk frother.” Suzi leaned against the arm of the couch, giggling. “You have to admit, it’s kind of iconic.” “I’m not calling an insurance claim over coffee foam and memes,” Max said darkly. “Actually, you are,” Landon replied. “Because the insurance adjuster is on her way, and she says she needs a statement from one of the owners. That’s you, buddy.”

Tina, a junior that I’d known to get around, chimed in. “Shouldn’t you be sucking someone’s dick right now?” I snapped back at her. “Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality, Lucy.” Alyssa laughed. “Where’d you get that one, some internet meme?” I responded. “Goddess, even my little brothers can come up with more creative insults than that one.” Alyssa glared at me, scrunching her face. I laughed at how ridiculous she looked and said, “Don’t do that or your face will get stuck like that. On second thought, it’s a huge improvement over how you normally look so maybe you should.” I grabbed a hard seltzer out of a bucket of ice and took Jasmine’s arm to take her out of the kitchen.

He took a little step back, so that my index finger wouldn't hit him. How dare he say that! Of everything he said, that's the only thing I understood. In vain! Did he just call me stupid!? If your learning a new language the first thing you really remember are curses, bad words, swearing, and insults! That's proven and tested by yours truly. So I know very well what non in Feysac means! Does he think I'm that stupid! Yes I know if I'm stupid but only me, myself, and I can insult myself hmmp!

Anna stuttered in shock to hear the lady insult her over the phone, "Are you out of your mind, bitch? You are nothing compared to me, you whore! You think I don't know your story and the things you do to keep up with your lifestyle?" "Look here, Anna. I might be nothing like you having a fancy mama who is rich, or being able to switch business as I like. But I am better than you. I don't go around trying to get dirt on my fellow influencers like you. I don't go around acting like a mentally deranged person. You are just a fucking cunt in need of attention!" Anna had mean words slammed over her face really hard, and couldn't get to say anything in reply before the influencer cut off the phone

" Xixi was insulting him. If everyone should insult him because of the careless use of his dick, it shouldn't be Xixi. It was as if all his bitterness surfaced at once. "You are causing a nuisance and a menace to me. You are very stupid to insult me Xixi. I am only good at my dick, yes and I used it to fuck you as often as I like and however I want to.

One of the men hugged taking advantage of her and brought her up to the ship and when he saw everyone’s disgusted expression, he followed their line of sight and saw the yellow stains on her dress. The guy’s expression was priceless as he pushed her off like a plaque and distanced himself, constantly wiping his hands on his suit and looking down on his suit to see if there were any remnants on him. Neil took his phone back when the video finished playing and swiped the screen to bring up the next few visuals “These are the most popular memes now.” The screen had a picture of Amanda with the lower part of her body with the yellow stains and a caption ‘shark repellent- only while stocks last.’

black-and-white backgrounds with text overlays like: > “Ungrateful girls don’t deserve real ones. ” “Some people don’t know when they’ve got someone good. ” My stomach twisted as I scrolled. He’d left comments on memes about “loyal men and cold women. ” And his followers...most of them guys from school...had jumped right in. “Facts bro, some girls don’t deserve loyalty. ” “We know who you’re talking about, king. ” “She used you for clout. ”

I will tolerate anything but insults, don't try that", I rasped. Immediately she started clapping her hands and hauling all manner of insults at me. "So right now, it's no longer chubs, it's now Janelle, not even Janey. You no longer add the best in front of friend, it's now friend, that's good, it's alright. Now let me get something into that head of yours, you're motherfucker, a pervert, a hole where guys ditch their expired sperm. I don't fucking care about you, if that's what you think, let me tell you, the strippers in the clubs are way more better than you.

To his annoyance, Mabel switched off and then an angry message in caps “YOU SIR, ARE THE VILEST OF THE VILE. HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR WHORES? I ASSURE YOU I AM NOT A SLUT NOR A LOOSE WOMAN.!!! Devlin was surprised with the vehemence of her message. Doesn’t the woman recognize a joke? Nevertheless, he felt chastised so he sent her an email of apology. She didn’t reply. Devlin was swearing and he couldn’t understand why she frustrates him so much. He is not a vain person but he knows he is good-looking and he has a beautiful physique thanks to menial jobs which his colleagues thought are beneath him. He only goes to the gym if there is nothing heavy to do like right now. He went

He is crazy… Silly. "What a way to insult" sarcasm sprang from me even though I didn't plan it. The curly brunette laughed and crushed out the butt of the cigarette in the ashtray. He got up, resting his elbows on the table and the beige light reflected in his eyes the personality of an angel and a demon in the same body. —I don't like insults, my culture is special. "What culture?" He shrugs. "One who believes me." —And your culture doesn't let you insult even your stupid boss?