Joke Ilocano

As soon as my husband sat at the dining table, he couldn't stop himself from talking. The humiliations of my school days had become his favorite entertainment, served up to his drinking buddies like appetizers. "Back then, she got her clothes torn off in the bathroom, beaten so badly she crawled on the ground like a dog, too terrified to make a sound. If it weren’t for my kindness—" That was it. I couldn’t take it anymore. I told him I wanted a divorce. He laughed it off, utterly unbothered. "Seriously? It’s just a joke! That was ages ago. You’re way too uptight—it’s just for a laugh, right?" For a laugh? Was I the only one with a past? Did he think he was untouchable? Maybe I should tell a few embarrassing stories about his precious childhood sweetheart. Fine. If it’s all about “fun,” I hoped his sweetheart found it equally hilarious when her turn came.

After my husband's brother died, he took Miranda, his widowed sister-in-law in. He claimed that he would give me his love—but gave all his money to her. He said that since she had no official status, being with him would make her the subject of gossip, so he took her with him and left me behind in the countryside. Every month, he wrote me three love letters, yet sent all his allowance to her. During the famine, she and her two children sat in a warm little house eating well, while my two children died before I could return from selling my blood. One froze to death, the other starved to death. Later, my husband finally came back, but he didn’t shed a single tear for the children. Instead, he told me he wanted a divorce. "Nathalie, to apply for housing, we need a marriage certificate. It hasn’t been easy for Miranda all these years. I want to give her a home. Don’t worry, even if I marry her, I’ll still divorce her afterward—because you’re the only one I love." In the end, I was devastated and threw myself into the icy river. When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day my children were about to die. This time, I shook them awake, ready to go reclaim everything that was rightfully mine.

Lumaki man ang Isang dalaga na walang Ina,Ang tanging nakasama lamang nito ay Ang kanyang ama,Na Mula pa sapol naging sakit na niya sa kanyang ulo, Isang araw dinala siya Ng kanyang ama sa Isang club na high class na pagmamay- Ari Ng Isang baklang nag ngangalang mama weng, ngunit tumangi ito dahil sa kulang pa sa edad.Ngunit Dahil sa kagandahang taglay nito at ganda Ng katawan tinanggap Siya Ng may-ari . Pagsapit Niya Ng ika labing - walong taon ,naging tampolan Siya Ng mgA lalaki'ng ayok sa laman kapag ito ay sumasayaw Kahit night ties Ang suot ,makikita pa Rin Ang ganda Ng katawan nito Lalo na Ang kanyang hinaharap. Paano Kong Isang araw Kunin Siya Ng Isang pinaka mayamang tao sa mundo, tall and handsome na hinahangaan Ng maraming kababaihan at kinikilalang playboy , At gawinh bilang alalay nito. Tangtanggapin kaya niya,,? Paano Kong kelan Nila mahal na mahal Ang isa't Isa,at may nabuo na sa kanilang pagmamahalan , Saka Naman dumating Ang totoong nagmamay- Ari sa taong mahal niya, kaya ka Niyang ipaglaban Ang kanilang pagmamahalan ,o' bibitaw na lamang Siya kahit alam Niyang masasaktan siya at Ang lalaking mahal Niya?, Series I;The Virgin Prostitute (Havana)the playboy downfall

Napakasimpleng dalaga lamang n Olivia dela cruz.Kaya iyon Ang nagustuhan sa kanya Ng binatang kapitan sa kanilang Lugar.Hindi lang simple,dahil may angking kagandahan at magandang pangangatawan. Bata pa lamang si Olivia ng marami ng humahanga sa kanya,dahil may mabuti itong puso,matulongin din ito sa kapwa.Kaya marami Ang nagnanais na ligawan ito ng siya ay magdalaga na.Pero kahit isa ay Wala itong nagustuhan. Pero Ang Hindi niya inaasahan ng magtrabaho siya bilang secretary ng kanilang kapitan may nangyari agad sa kanila at sa mismong opisina ng kapitan ito naganap. Ang hindi alam ng dalaga ay Isang bilyonaryo Ang binata, nalaman niya iyon ng umalis Ang binata na Hindi nagpapaalam sa kanya at sinundan niya ito.Napag-alaman niyang tumakas Ang binata dahil sa arrange marriage na ginawa Ng kanyang magulang. Paano niya sasabihin dito na dinadala na nito Ang anak Ng binata gayong ikakasal na kinabukasan Ang binata...Abangan

Spg sang masunorin ,mapag mahal at Hindi makabasag pinggan ang dalagang si Lucy !iyan ang alam ng lahat Lalo na sa mga magulang nito at sa mga nakapaligod sa kanya. Ang Hindi nila alam ay may tinatago itong sicreto sa kanyang pagkatao . alam niyang magagalit sila sa kanya.at baka ito'y kanilang itaboy. Paano Kong isang araw magkatagpong muli ang landas nila ng lalaking una niyang inibig at ito Pala ang kanyang misyon . May pag-asa na kayang may mabubuong pagmamahalan sa kanilang dalawa .Abangan Agent Lucy/ Agent Precilyn/One Night Stand with The Billionaire Boss Series

Pera! kapalit ay dangal. No choice Ang dalagang si lea na ibenta Ang pagkabirhen nito. Dahil sa kagustuhan niyang mabawi Ang lupang sinasaka ng kanyang ama na tanging ala-ala sa yumao nitong ina. Nag decision siyang ibenta Ang katawan sa Isang gabi,bilang regalo sa lalaking malapit ng ikasal at iyon ay si Alejandro Fortin. Isang bilyonaryong nagmamay-ari ng naglalakihang mall sa syudad at sa probinsya. May malawak rin na lupain. Paano Kong darating Ang araw muli silang magkita. At ito Pala Ang magiging boss nito. Makakaya kaya niyang Sabihin rito na may nabuo sa isang gabing may nangyari sa kanila.Abangan......

Isang dalaga Ang binenta ng kanyang tiyahin sa isang club at ito ay nagbebenta ng laman.Walang alam o karasan Ang dalaga dahil Isa itong nerd at walang ibang gawin kundi Ang magbasa ng libro. Dahil sa kanyang kagandahan at ganda ng katawan,hindi maiwasan na hindi maakit sa kanya Ang isang bilyonaryong binata.Hanggang sa dumating Ang araw na mahal na Pala nila Ang isa't -isa.Hanggang saan mararating Ang kanilang pagmamahalan gayon may hadlang Ang kanilang pagmamahalan. Series 2:The Nerdy Prostitute Virgin prostitute (Havana)The playboy downfall

Bumalik ako para mahalin ka,lahat kaya kong gawin para mahalin mo rin ako. Nararamdaman kong nagpapakipot ka lang,dahil sa nagawa kong pag-alis na walang paalam sayo.Pero nararamdaman kong mahal mo rin ako-Claire Montage Sebastian (Claire and Macky story) (Book 4)

WARNING: R-18 l MATURE CONTENT l SPG l VERY SEXUAL l READ RESPONSIBLY No woman could tame a Sandoval like Gaston Pierre, but she did so without even realizing it. The playboy son of a powerful family in Davao vowed to himself that he would not be involved with any woman. For him, women are simply distractions. Before meeting her, he used to play around. Everything around him is a joke, all in good fun. But when he met the young and innocent woman in their hacienda, everything changed. Her innocence and pure heart enchanted him. She redefined his life. He now sees life differently than he did before. She gave him direction, a guide. Camilla is now the light of his life, his everything. But, like all love stories, theirs was tested. Fate played a part. An accident happened. He lost his sight. Living in the dark for years, he punished himself and sought no refuge. He enjoyed living in darkness because it allowed him to see the light. In the darkness, he can see her shine. She's the only light that has kept him alive for years. She is the only star he wants to see every night, but she is nowhere to be found. How long will he wait? Can he still find what's missing? Will the stars align to give another chance to the love they failed to protect? Or will he forever live in darkness, unable to see the brightest stars tonight?

BLURB: Five years ago, Althea ran away from her marriage. No goodbyes, no explanations—just a desperate escape from a life she never wanted. Now, fate plays a cruel joke on her when she unknowingly applies for a job at Montevista Group of Companies, only to come face-to-face with the man she abandoned… Xander Montevista He’s no longer the reckless man she once knew. He’s powerful. Dangerous. And merciless. At sa unang araw pa lang ng trabaho niya, isang nakakakilabot na tanong ang sumalubong sa kanya— "Are you still a virgin, my wife?" And just like that, her nightmare begins. Xander is furious. He wants answers. He wants revenge. But above all—he wants her back. And this time… Althea can never escape him again.