Joker Why So Serious の小説・ストーリー

Was he serious right now? When he just kept staring at me and I saw that there wasn’t a single thread of amusement in his expression, I knew that he wasn’t joking. He was serious as a heart attack. What the actual fuck? “Do you realise how crazy that sounds?” I asked, appalled and rightfully angry. “You’re turning what should be us merely enjoying ourselves into a transaction.”

She leaned over, keeping her eyes on him. “Did he just put himself in time out?” She asked, raising a brow at the other man. “Uh… I think so…” Kane said, frowning… “Uh, Joker?” “Hmmm?” He asked, keeping his face towards the wall. “Whatcha doing buddy?” Kane asked, a little confused. “I’m in time out….” Joker mumbled. “Why?” Kane asked, truly confused. “My sister lectured me recently about the things that I say… She says that I’m an insensitive, mansplaining douchebag, with the undeserved ego the size of Texas….”

“Why am I hearing nonsense?” “You’re not hearing nonsense,” Jabco said firmly. “I’m serious. Let’s get married.” She looked at him like she was trying to figure out if he’d hit his head somewhere. His face was calm, tense, but serious. No hint of a joke. Then she laughed. She really couldn’t stop it. “Oh God…” “What’s so funny?” Jabco’s expression hardened. He didn’t find this amusing at all. He was tired. Tired of the tight feeling in his chest, tired of seeing her with other men, tired of pretending he didn’t care.

He hesitated, watching her for a moment, all through the time he looked at her, he saw how her face was; it was lined with seriousness. “Are you serious about that?” He asked, squinting his eyes for some moment. “You should know fully well that there are times when people don't joke.” “I take everything seriously, including everyday,” she answered in a brusque tone. “And besides, I've never seen you joke, so why would I?” “You might never know,” he shrugged, heaving a huge sigh. “But wait, there's something I'm not understanding here, is it that you are willing to employ me, or you have someone who-”

The almighty joker finally said something serious. "Like seriously?" Said Daniel as David increased his laughter. "Why are you laughing?" Daniel asked as he felt his ears stand to listen to the answer to his question. "What's so funny?" Daniel asked. "Ever since I knew You, today is the first day in my life I ever saw you talk so serious." David said as he burst into laughter for the second time. Daniel, hearing David, he sighed and spoke. "Oh! That's why you are laughing?" He Said. He sighed for the second time before he continued talking.

Again, the same emotionless voice. "Umm.... that... what." He didn't get to end the sentence when JK cut him off "I'll pay you the amount you ask. Just say the digits. But then he doesn’t belong to you anymore" JK completed his sentence with alot ease. Like he knows what he is doing. And he do. "I have heard that you are very dangerous man but after meeting you I don't think all what people say is true" Vincent tried to ease the environment between them. "If I were you, I would believe what people say." JK said smiling which sends shivers down Vincent's spine.

It was a prison that I was stuck in for nothing, totally unable to escape from. All because of Ava, assuming he wasn't lying about getting swindled. I look up at his face to see it unhinged, with his jaw clenched. He was serious, deadly serious about this. My laugh dies down. He was serious. He couldn't possibly be serious. “This has got to be some sort of joke. Point me to the cameras, please,” I say, looking around in disbelief. “I believe, at this point, you would know I am always serious, Ava...Aria or whatever you call yourself."

“You aren't wearing the ring I gave to you anymore. Is that why you think it is just fun?” “No, ” I said and wet my lips. “Look, that was a joke and nothing serious okay?” He deepened his eyes into me. “Kind of looked like it because it's something you bring up all the time and to you it might be a joke but to everything being said as a joke, there's an ioto of truth in there.” This was getting a little out of hand and I was wondering why he was so serious about the issue.

I find myself asking him angrily, with a very loud voice, forcing him to quickly turn his head to look at me with a serious intensity in his eyes. "You really want me to prove it to you right now? Don't worry, probably when the first person strikes you and renders you senseless, maybe that is when you are going to understand this is not a joke, Serena. Okay, we need to be serious right now. I am not fucking kidding." It is so hard to ignore the intensity in his voice, making it plainly obvious to me that this is a situation whereby we can't just cross our arms and allow fate to take its course.

His eyes locked onto mine. “If he ever hurts you again…” His words dropped like a stone in my chest, and I froze. “I will willingly kill.” I blinked. Shock stole my breath. My first reaction was disbelief. Then, against my better judgment, I let out a laugh. It was harsh, incredulous, but it came out anyway. “You… already know how to joke now, huh?” Jaron’s lips twitched, almost the ghost of a smile, but his voice remained steady, calm, and terrifyingly sincere. “I’m not joking.”