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Let's listen to it. Jake started telling a string of progressively awful jokes. They were terrible. Puns and dad jokes that caused me to groan and roll my eyes. However, I still ended up laughing. Jake's excitement was contagious, similar to a harmless virus that transmitted happiness rather than illness. What is the reason for scientists not having faith in atoms? Jake inquired, his eyes sparkling. I nodded, preparing for the joke's finale. "Because they constitute everything!" Jake's delivery of the line was so joyful that I couldn't resist laughing.

On matriculation day, I carried my acceptance letter to the campus grounds to register alone. But before I could cross the threshold, the guards drove me back into the street with their anti-riot forks. Humiliated and bewildered, I reached for my phone to call my childhood friend, Daisy Reid. A sharp laughter rippled through the receiver. “Violet, are you truly that blind behind those glasses? The letter you swept off the desk was a forgery I mocked up. Your actual one is still sitting at home.” Panicked, I hastily booked a return ticket and hurried back to search for my letter. I scoured the house for hours, turning up nothing. Just then, Daisy’s personalized ringtone sang out from my palm.

the usual stuff about compromise and communication and learning to live with someone else's quirks. It was surprisingly enjoyable, listening to them talk about their wives in Kelly's group, with genuine affection, hearing their stories about how they'd met and fallen in love. Marvel told a funny story about proposing in a restaurant and accidentally knocking over a waiter carrying a tray of wine glasses. James talked about how his wife had supported him through a career change that had nearly bankrupted them. I found myself actually laughing at their jokes, contributing my own observations about marriage, carefully edited to avoid revealing just how dysfunctional mine actually was.

In it, my team and I were all smiling, while my close friend raised his glass in a loud toast to our ever-improving future. Finally, I sent her a voice message. “Thank you for your blessing, Miss Quinton. We will focus on making good products.” After watching the video, Winona was furious. ‘Jared, let’s see how long you can stay so smug,’ she thought. Frustrated, she threw her phone. It landed at Corey’s feet just as he entered the room. He picked it up and handed it back to her. “What made you so upset, Winona?”

My cheeks hurt from smiling so much. After that we moved to the final and last round, I handed out small whiteboards to each couple, explaining the rules. “Let’s see how well you know your partner!” The questions led to hilarious moments. One man looked bewildered when his wife wrote down money as her favorite Christmas gift from last year. “But I gave you a handbag!” he protested. “Yes, but I used the money to buy it myself,” the woman shot back, sending the audience into fits of laughter. ****

“Obviously you really do think that I am joking here, why are you cracking such lame joke all of a sudden?.” “I am not joking.” Sharon and Luke were so shocked that they couldn't say anything.

"It is, but for myself. Not for you guys getting those happily ever afters. I'm all for that." "If you ask me, you'll end up having a double happily ever after," I joke. "Double the cock." She laughs. "That's about it." "Oh good Lord," the woman behind us exclaims. "I think it's time to go before we get kicked out." I shake my head.

“Smile, I'm as frustrated as you are.” Ivan did not have any option but to smile with my face, before facing the Master of the ceremony. “I'm good, it's an inside joke we've always wanted to try out. He just beat me to it, I had completely forgotten.” “Okay people, it seems like only married people share jokes through the nose.” He joked about it, making the air less tense. “It's time to hit the dance floor and as expected, our couple of the day will go first.”

I pout and glare at them, it took few minutes before they came down from their laughter fit and wiped their tears as I kept my cold glare at them. They both gave each other questioning look then narrowed their eyes on me. “you are joking right?”, they both ask in unison. It’s amusing that how they both speak same thing at a time, just like they have a single brain to think. I swear your tri best friends group isn’t best friend group if you don’t have a duo who speaks same line in exact time. “do I look like am joking, I married him few hours ago”, I tell them rolling my eyes.

Everyone’s interest captured, their eyes ping-ponged back and forth, trying to pick up on the joke. “Are you two done making inside jokes?” Rick chimed in. “Yep, we are done,” I answered, smiling sweetly at him. “And don’t be jealous. It’s not a good look on you. We can’t help that we are so much cooler and funnier than you.” “Babe, you haven’t seen my funny yet,” he retorted. “Oh, I have, and it’s not that funny.” “Then can you ladies tell me what’s so funny?” he demanded to know with a boyish smile.