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weird guy : you became a fortune teller huh me : when you became a fortune teller why can't I become one Ash : are you guys having a couple fight me and weird guy : couple fight huh we both said at a time and looked at eachother and turned back me : who the hell is couple nishanth : you both are really fighting and cursing eachother like a couple me and weird guy : never why he is answering the same answer and at the same time weird guy : dont act smart me : for your kind information I don't need to act smart I'm already smart weird guy : nice joke me : joker is talking about a joke too funny weird guy : whom you called joker you clown me : mind your words mister niha : guys stop fighting me

I said. “Is it quarantining together? I heard this lockdown causing so much rifts between couples that the divorce rate gonna spike more than the deaths” Doug took his humor dark but that didn’t stop the both of us from sharing a long chuckle before i shook my head and then his face went bland. “Is it— I’m so sorry” He said, realizing his dark humor hit a little close. “It’s okay, you can say his name. It’s not going to trigger anything” I scoffed.

status to flirt with female colleagues from other departments. I tolerated it, telling myself he was just networking. But now, just to impress Miguel and get ahead, he couldn't wait to trample all over me. I let out a short, humorless laugh. "Todd Westman, what right do you have to lecture me?" His eyes darted around for a second before he raised his voice even louder. "I'm just saying this as a colleague who knows right from wrong! You should know what's good for you, Macy!" Looking at his hypocritical, revolting expression, I couldn't even be bothered to argue. I picked up the iced coffee on my desk and, without hesitation, splashed it straight in his face.

"Yeah, probably. Oh no!! I can't even imagine." I burst into laughter again. Akin and Hana were both looking at us, bewildered. Heck! The whole cafeteria were looking at us with mouths agape. "Wow, do you guys realize you just made a joke and laughed together." That shut us up asap. Uthman shrugged, stood up, pocketed and walked out of the cafeteria. "I said it, you guys won't be that bad as couples." "Trust me Akin, that's never going to happen."

“Listen up. Your marriage is a joke. All of your relationships are a joke. As a matter of fact, your entire life is a complete joke! “At first, I thought Anne was lucky to have married you, but now it seems like she is just as unfortunate as I am!”

“Go talk to your ‘not a bad idea.’” “Baba, it was a joke ,” he sighed, reaching for me again. “wowww what a joke?” I laughed bitterly, stepping back. “My husband thinks he should get a new girl to ‘fulfill his needs,’ and I should laugh? Hah. So funny.” I shoved his chest and stormed into the kitchen, gulping down a glass of water, trying to calm the burning inside me. Kabir followed, leaning against the counter. “Baby, it was a joke yrr.”

Of course, I wouldn't be missing out on giving a speech for my dearest married couple friends! "Whoow! I don't think there's anything left to say because they've already said it all!" I introduced a joke that made the audience laugh for the nth time. "Just, Johann, I can only say one thing, take care and love my best friend. The same goes for you, Lyn, love Johann and be a good housewife to him. You are both important to me, both kind and good people so I know you both deserve to be happy in each other's arms. Best wishes, husband and wife!" That's all and I happily toasted a wine glass.

Together, they formed a dynamic duo, effortlessly bringing smiles to our faces. Elliot, with his quick wit and mischievous grin, joined in the merriment, contributing his fair share of jokes and hilarious anecdotes. His infectious laughter was contagious, spreading joy throughout our gathering. We exchanged quips and jests, the playful banter building a sense of camaraderie that transcended mere acquaintanceship. As we shared our stories and laughed until our sides ached, time seemed to lose its grip on us. The world around us faded into the background, and the park became a stage for our collective happiness. Each moment was etched in my memory, like a mosaic of laughter and shared experien

Deep says, changing the topic. "You two should run for the hero and heroine award of the year. Oh, and the dumbest couple of the year too." What? "Dumbest couple?" We both snap at Mayleen. Where is she getting all these crazy ideas from lately? Well, I guess it's the trend, since Deep is no different either. They should be like Ajay. He hasn't spoken a word after greetings. But, wait, when did we become a couple? And a dumb one, for that matter?

“Fair warning: I’m going to be even cheesier this weekend. I plan to do all the disgustingly cute couple things. Hand holding. Sunset watching. Maybe even some coordinated swimming.” “Coordinated swimming?” “You know, like synchronized swimming but worse because neither of us knows what we’re doing.” He’s grinning now. “I saw a couple doing it earlier and it looked ridiculous. We have to try it.” I laugh, the sound carrying over the water. “You’re insane.” “Insane about you.” He waggles his eyebrows, and I groan. “That was terrible. You should be ashamed.” “Never. I embrace my terrible jokes.” He turns serious for a moment, his hand coming up to tuck a strand of hair behind my ear. “It’s goo