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Calix Hendrix is a dragster with a troubled past; Kaira Lombardi is an heiress with an undesired future; The two cross paths on a night of unadulterated lust, and are trapped in an unforeseen marriage. The passion they have for each other quickly turned sour and they would want nothing but to be away from each other. But in their life enforced by rules and abomination, In a game fueled by revenge and deception, they are bound to stay in the contract of their marriage. Will their growing hatred for one another, be another mistake that would lead them to life's twist of separation, or will they eventually give in to the desires of their burning passion and be each other's saving gratification?

After a very public break-up between the university's 'it' couple, all eyes are on the heartbroken Quarterback, Caleb Briggs. His life had been laid out in front of him for as long as he can remember. After one drunken night with a dream girl, he wakes up alone and is determined to find her. Little does he know, she doesn't want to be found. The last thing that Violet wants is to draw in extra attention. It's bad enough that she's the football coach's daughter, but to be dragged down in the gossip mill as The Rebound? Not on her life. When she breaks her father's one rule to keep away from his team and sleeps with the school's quarterback, she is prepared for the consequences. That doesn't mean that she isn't planning on running from them for as long as possible.

Apa sih yang ada di pikiran kamu kalau suami yang sangat dipuja-puja ternyata tak lebih dan tak kurang hanya barisan pria pecinta selangkangan wanita lain. Pernikahan yang indah harus tergeser karena gairah sesaat. Orang yang dianggap keluarga ternyata hanya duri dalam daging, gak tahu diuntung! Kacang lupa kulitnya. Sinar memergoki suaminya selingkuh dengan pembantunya sendiri. Beruntung Sinar tak hilang akal untuk membuka kedok busuk suaminya dan sang pembantu. Bekerja sama dengan Arya yang notabennya adalah seorang pengacara sekaligus teman suaminya sendiri, mereka pun tak menyangka akan terlibat skandal cinta. Adakah kesempatan untuk Arya berharap Sinar mau diajak hidup bersama dalam ikatan pernikahan? Arya Sagara, pria lajang yang kepincut kliennya sendiri. Harus extra hero demi mengambil hati wanita yang terluka beserta anak kembarnya.

(Completed) He rolls his eyes, "Quit acting like you aren't absolutely aware of everything you have been doing with your eyes for a while now." "I'm not," I insist, my eyes trying to stay focused on him "lusting over you is different from doing the deed, and I haven't forgotten what you have done." He makes his way over to me and stops only when his body is a few inches away from mine and I can literally feel the heat coming off of his as I try to stay still. "Then punish me, chain or tie me up, whip me with whips, slap me, kick me, scream and call me names if you want and take your frustration out on me. Let me try to make it up."

หมิว นักศึกษาสาวที่เสียชีวิตอย่างไม่คาดคิด จนวิญญาณทะลุมิติแห่งกาลเวลา ไปอยู่ในร่างขององค์หญิงวิปลาส ชีวิตในยุคที่ไม่เหมือนเดิมจะเป็นอย่างไรมาลุ้น

Akibat salah masuk kamar, mahkota berharga Kinara Ailani pun terenggut. Sialnya, laki-laki itu adalah Mahendra, bosnya di kantor. Kinara tak berani untuk menuntut karena status sosial mereka. Bahkan dia berniat melupakan kejadian itu dan menghindari Mahendra Namun, kejadian demi kejadian malah semakin mendekatkannya dengan Mahendra. Apakah akhirnya Kinara mendapatkan keadilan, ataukah terpaksa menunggu cinta sejatinya?

Modern romance novels are a very familiar and popular genre among young people today. But coming to: Becoming the beloved wife of a tyrannical billionaire, that familiar genre has been turned into a completely new direction, from the writing style to the way the plot is built, it gives us a unique experience. Invisible charm, unique qualities, unique only in "Becoming the cruel wife of a tyrannical billionaire." The details are described meticulously, every action, gesture to the heart of the character is clearly present as if the character is standing in front of us. In terms of content, as the name suggests, the couple Violet - Ernesta are equally "evil"! Because of that, dramatic dramas, half crying and laughing were created continuously throughout the work. Violet, the second lady of the Mesia family, is talented and exceptionally arrogant, she is an excellent student of the Security Intelligence Academy. But what about excellence? Violet Mesia herself came here just to pursue the male god Kelsey – the lover in her heart. To put it another way, "evil", is to steal her husband from Fiona - Kelsey's fiancée. “Who do you think this Violet Messia is? That Fiona was destined to be robbed by this Violet Messiah!” It all started on that fateful day, the day when Violet Mesia she heard that Kelsey and Fiona's wedding took place. For someone who likes to play villains like Violet Mesia, how can she let her crush become another girl's husband so easily? So that wild female ghost immediately made a bold decision: "replace the bride".

I had it all planned out—my perfect life with a fiancé I was set to marry in a couple of months and a good job that paid my bills. But it all came crashing down when I caught my fiance cheating on me. And as if fate wanted to add insult to my injury, I lost my job the next day. Guess who I also ran into? Zachary Montgomery, my evil ex-boss. Despite our turbulent history, our connection was instant. Unexpectedly, he offered me a job, reigniting the sparks between us. I managed to maintain professionalism until he asked me to marry him so he could secure a contract. Now, I'm torn between the wild flames of passion that still exist and the heartbreak that still lingers from my rough past. Will I surrender to the allure of Zachary and the possibility of a new beginning? Or will I let my heartbreak dictate my future?

Two CEOs got into an arranged marriage for convenience. One is a strong-willed woman who doesn’t believe in love. The other is a cold-hearted man who was rejected by his unrequited love. Adira Hale and Chadwick McElroy appear to be perfect in front of many. They are rich, influential, leaders, and good-looking. People said that they are the best couple, a match made by heaven. But the truth is far from the imaginary perfect romance that one could think of. Adira only married Chadwick in order to get pregnant. All she desires is his body and not his affection. Meanwhile, Chadwick despises the idea of sharing the bed with his wife just because he’s still in love with another woman. Is there a chance for love to bloom between temptation and betrayal?

Plot; They are two very unlikely people who happen to meet each other. Noah is a football quarterback and his first championships are coming up in a couple weeks, so are the tests to determine whether or not they’re passing to the next grade. Sophie is an A+ Goody two shoes who has been wanting to be an author when she gets out of school. Noah comes to Sophie on the low for help after he finds out his scholarship is riding on how well his grades do. Sophie goes through a bit of a hardship and she finds the person she least expects at her side before anyone else. Noah isn't just the ‘popular cute boy’ of the school, there’s more to him than meets the eye.