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I joked, making him laugh at my silly jokes. “The last time I checked I realized that you have become a joke buddy. You joke a whole lot and I cannot take it seriously anymore.” “Life isn't that hard my love. All you have to do is just comply with my jokes okay so tell me what are we doing here my love?” “We are having fun, baby.” “If we are truly having fun. Then I am so sad to tell you that you don't know how to have fun properly.” I voiced out, licking my lower lips.

he answered. "But she's my girlfriend now and I want to spend time with her, alone," Nick countered. "Grow up, would you?" "I am grown up. You're the one acting like an immature child right now." "Says who?" "Says me." Jake and I kept looking back and forth between them before we burst out laughing at their idiocrasy. "What's so funny?" Nick asked us. "You both," Jake replied still laughing. "You act like an old married couple," I joined as tears began to brim in my tears. "Honestly, it's both sad and adorable at the same time."

I was reminded that even if the man I want to marry chooses me, someone else is bound to marry me. It made me realize that, there is no path to what our relationship is other than just flirting, and we will also separate eventually. Damn it! What's that joke, Quiva? Damn! Not funny. "I was just joking too." He said, then returned the light smile to his lips. Is he just kidding? For a minute I thought he was serious, or did I just assume?

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

again he jokingly said to his twin. Celo just frowned. "Why, isn't it true that we're single?" The twin said seriously. Even once, his twin really does not know how to get along when it comes to jokes. “It’s no wonder you’re single,” Jelo said disappointedly. Celo smirked, "I won't wonder too why you're single." It said and drove home.

They may take a fee but probably not. ‘You are a star!’ Abe asked, ‘Why did you change hotels?’ ‘Move over, Sherlock! Loving couples sort sleeping arrangements before they take off, not in the hotel. It would have made us stand out as odd.’ ‘Well spotted, Clouseau. We make a good team.’ ‘Goodness. You cracked a joke. First time?’ ‘I don’t do jokes. Ask my wife.’ ‘Where is she?’ A sigh followed a long pause. ‘In the arms of another. Do you blame her?’

"Are you asking me to marry you?" Jake rolls his eyes. "That question is overrated but yea... Something like that..." Nina laughs as she slaps him lightly. "Yes, let's ride baby!" They kiss passionately as we all clap cheerfully. A tear trickles down Nina's face as she pulls away from Jake. Jake laughs at her. "I made you cry... You said onions only have that power." Nina chuckles. "Then you're a fucking onion." "You guys are the cutest couple," Jess comments. "You joke around with each other all the time... And still get the time to fight and fuck..."

Before I can come up with some carefully crafted quote I heard somewhere, Ben speaks. “Well, I don’t have any advice for anyone, but there was something no one told me before I got married and I’m taking it upon myself to do you the favor.” Everyone turns to Ben as if they are so interested in what he has to say, but somewhere deep down, I know he is going to make some silly comment. “What is it?” Jackie asks painfully, like the wait is killing her. “That your wife’s cunt is going to become your favorite thing in the world,” Ben says, and my cheeks flush bright pink while the audience bursts into laughter.

was all he could say "Kids these days. Marriage has become a joke for them now" Mrs Agnihotri shook her head ,still miffed with the fact that she missed her own son's wedding The two couple looked at each other and hung their head low