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I finished my speech in a threatening tone. He hissed in disgust. “Shut up, Amber! You don't know anything,” he said nervously. “You have to consider that sooner or later this joke we are experiencing has to come to an end. Or do you intend for us to be stuck with each other like this forever? How can we get married if we don’t even love each other?”

" Yeah, I am happy for Mohit and Srusti. They make a lovely couple. " " Yes, indeed! But when are you going to find your better half??" " It's not that easy... " " Why?? Anyone would be better than you. " He said and laughed at his joke. I just shook my head. " It was a joke! People generally laugh at them. " He said. " But it was not funny... " " Ok, sorry for what I did that day or said just now. I will find a nice girl for you, provided you promise me that you will be absolutely committed to her only. "

I bit my lip to keep from smiling. “You two remind me of how we used to be,” the wife said fondly, slipping her hand into her husband’s. “Always bickering, always teasing. Now we just finish each other’s sentences.” Anthony and I spoke at the exact same time. “We’re not—” “They’re mistaken—” We stopped, looked at each other, and the couple laughed even harder. “Oh, but look at you,” the wife said, her eyes twinkling. “You even wore matching colors. How sweet.”

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.

she said amusingly, and they both chuckled" I lowered my head to stare at my shoes blankly, God I'm so shy Such a bottom button. "You girls suck a lot" I managed to say... And this time the two couple sitting with us looked at each other with a grin on their face before turning back their guess at me "Darling we don't suck here, instead we lick" *Gasps*. They laughed again this time Ann was joined them, and Lex was smiling at their hilarious joke, hahah funny? No it's not, it took me a while to try to understand what she meant. Oh my, I couldn't start to explain how I'm feeling now, but I'm pretty sure I'm not okay I rubbed my thighs together.

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

He then sat back next to his dumbfounded wife. Jack tucked his shirt back as he sat again silently. Jake the Joker laughed loud and looked at Diamond as if he was the most crazy person he had seen. “So it’s true that men can be dumb when in love.” “Indeed.” King seconded with a faint chuckle. Spade with his raised eyebrow grabbed a glass of wine and drank it fast. “Ladies and gentlemen! The most intelligent person in the world has now turned dumb. I’m speechless.” He stated.

Anvi became silent feeling shy but the smile didn't leave her face. "Nothing Bhaiya I was just telling Anvi the dentist joke." "The same you are using from high school?" "Yes." "Don't fall for his bad jokes Anvi. Nikhil you need to do more efforts." Bhaiya's comment made my wife grin. "I know Bhaiya. How about you give me training for that?" Our conversation on jokes went on until everyone finished their lunch. Bhaiya and Ahana were to stay longer but I and Anvi had to leave as we both had to do the packing because of our early morning flight the next day.

'' Aidan points at his laptop, vows and vows listed by other married couples. ''Maybe, something cheeky or funny. You don't need to suffocate people with endless love or words that are worthy of puking. Relate to yourselves . . . best friends for like what, twenty years and still can't crack a joke? That's lame,'' He shakes his head before putting the paper down on the table, remaining to look at Aidan. The two men begin to have a glaring challenge of their own. It's something they do whenever one of them feel a slight displeased and it's not something I've never seen before, after spending years together. They're men and men are sometimes, quite predictable.