Jokes Couple Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

That is a very clever name. "You know what, Ava? I'm going to fuck you so ha--" I hung up. I didn't need any more of this. Hands down! They are the cutest couple I have ever met. Controlling my laughter, I wiped away the tears near the corner of my eyes and looked up. I was sure that my face was crimson red due to my hard laughing. Ava and Lucas are the funniest couple ever.

as in may S-A-K-I-T I don't feel like fighting, I mean fighting that is tweaked and juggled-- this is a beating heheh, what are you guys thinking about? "What makes you think I'm stupid!?" How did you know? yes, you're really stupid hubby but even so, I didn't regret marrying you because you look like my luck-- Let's not talk about his brain because it's empty, promise I opened it the other day and I was surprised because I didn't see any brain inside his head. Joke, that's just a dream, what are you doing? If I did that, hubby would be dead by now. I don't want him to die yet because I know he's going to die and I'm going to die, it's just a joke again, of course he's going to die, he's not

"She wants me to come visit her in Jamaica for her wedding plans and she wants me to bring my boyfriend" "You have a boyfriend? Weren't you just single like yesterday?" "I am single but my mother doesn't know that" "What do you mean by that?" "I've been posting love quotes on F******k and she thinks that I be posting it for someone special" Jennifer laughs "That's not funny,Jennifer" "I'm sorry but you have to admit that it's kinda funny.Maybe just a little bit" Sophia sighed "I guess so" "Just tell her that you don't have one.It's that simple" Jennifer said as she slaps on the bar counter.

An old lady said "ahh...you look cute together" Rakshit and I couldn't stop laughing. God this day was indeed cute. Happy reading 😄

U : "Let me guess! You called us all to show off that you got a new cell phone for yourself. Am I right?" D : "No you are wrong. I called you all to tell you guys I got married last week wednesday! Now I’m in Coimbatore in my hubby's house! My new home!" All : "Whaaat?" D : "Whoa calm down guys! Talk one at a time!" I : "This is some sick joke, D. Don’t try humor. It’s not your genre." D : "Idiot. I’m telling you the truth" R : "You ran away with your lover? But you don’t have one! What the hell did you do?"

Don't you dare"! He put the ring on her finger and it was a celebration. She imitated Kevin again with her arms on her waist. "What you talking about Max"? "Don't sh*t me Candy...i'm Mr Max"! They both laughed till they cracked their lungs out .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I bet it was the youngest, funniest and loving couple ever!!!

He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

God I do love his laugh. “I don’t even know how to thank you,”I tell him, hugging him, “That is the best news ever. Even better than the jacuzzis.” “If we had time, I could suggest a few ways you could thank me,” he teases, kissing me lightly. “Raincheck then,” I tell him softly, “Whenever you wish.” *** “Well, I have to say, if we have to be pursued by madmen, at least we’re doing it in style, ”I tell my husband, “This place is something else!”

the usual stuff about compromise and communication and learning to live with someone else's quirks. It was surprisingly enjoyable, listening to them talk about their wives in Kelly's group, with genuine affection, hearing their stories about how they'd met and fallen in love. Marvel told a funny story about proposing in a restaurant and accidentally knocking over a waiter carrying a tray of wine glasses. James talked about how his wife had supported him through a career change that had nearly bankrupted them. I found myself actually laughing at their jokes, contributing my own observations about marriage, carefully edited to avoid revealing just how dysfunctional mine actually was.

Where we even a couple? “That’s for people who are actual couples.” I laughed again and used a napkin to clean the corners of my mouth. He feigned a frown. “So we aren't a couple then. What are we?” “People having fun I guess.” I was about laughing but stopped when his face had become more serious like he didn't find my comment to be a joke. He averted his eyes, breathing out. “I don't like it when you say we are having fun. What do you mean by that anyway?”