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thing 1 (the spectacle guy) proclaimed. I rolled my eyes, and leaned my head back against the walls. "You two need to up your game. I am dying of boredom here. If you keep this level of stupidity up, you aren't going to get any girl anytime soon." Yes, I was giving them relationship advice. Because, in the last half an hour, I got to know the sad story of their unrequited loves. Then, thing 1 also told me that he had a crush on Anna. But, I strictly told him that Anna was a big no-no. He became sad, so I gave him hope that he would find some other girl.

My friend ranted. "I have been giving her hints..." I said matter of factly and she rolled her eyes, "You idiot she's been giving you hints too... you see the same excuses you make are the exact same excuses she's making... you guys are actually idiots... both scared to ask each other out for the same reasons... Ohh and she is married..." I shrugged looking at my abs in the mirror in front of me, "I hate crushes..I should go back to New York and forget about her..."

We were acting like a human couple on their first dates, I thought. "Care to share the joke?" He continued with his bored look. "I hope I'm not in it." I covered a giggle and then straightened myself to give a serious reply. "I just thought of a funny joke. That's all." "Enlighten me." He leaned back and smiled a challenge at me. I searched my memory for all the jokes I have heard or read, found one and cleared my throat. "Okay, here goes: what do you do when a werewolf eats your candy?"

“See that? That’s the associate-level execution you’re dealing with.” She steals a particularly crispy fry from my basket and points it at me like a shiv. “Pure luck. Next frame, I’m ending your career.” Frame Five: The beer is starting to hit, loosening the knots in my shoulders. I gutter the first ball on purpose, watching it drift lazily into the channel just to hear the sound of her breaking character. She doubles over, clutching her stomach, her laughter bright and jagged. “You did that on purpose! You absolute clown! You’re throwing the game just to satisfy your ego!”

I notice that he was also glancing in our direction whenever he has the chance. I smirk and look at my cousin who tried but failed terribly to hide the fact that she has a crush on Mr. Cute Cashier guy. “Now I understand why you come here so often.” “What?” Harper asks, looking up from her plate. “What?” I mock her with a smirk. “You have a crush on that cute cashier guy. I must admit Harp, I never thought that little back heart of yours felt much.” Harper grasped and rolled her eyes when I started laughing at my silly joke. “Keep it down, you idiot. I don’t have a crush on Parker.”

I can’t believe I called my one and only crush a wall! You piece of poop. Summer you should go and see the doctor. Oh.. I know, you should go home and eat your moms cake and play call of duty.. Yeah, that will help me for sure. Gahh!! if only I kept my freaking mouth shut, none of this would have happened but no.. Ms. clumsy here is one stupid person who can’t control her stupid mouth of hers.

Typical Jamaal, I decided to ask him the one question that has been lingering on my mind. Me: Who do you like, is it me or your crush? Two minutes passed, three minutes also passed. I tapped my fingers on my laptop as I waited for his reply. Mystery man: To be honest with you, I'm in a dilemma concerning this. You are my crush to and I like you both. Me: Ouu.... I like you too, I think I'm attached to you. I groaned after I clicked on sent, won't that make me sound cheap.

"I had a crush on you." "What?" I shouted, inching back from him and he chuckled at my attempts. "You're lying. No joking." "I'm not joking." He slid himself on top of the slab and started applying mayo on the bread. "I had a crush on you in the tenth standard, and probably, till twelfth." Oh, my God. That made things awkward. "Me? Are you stupid?"

"That's the point. You don't have to create any speculations that you're doing it for your crush." "So.. you are doing it for your crush?" I smirked. "I-I never said anything about that." She tried to hide away from my sight and pretended to focus on the road and not the matter we are discussing. "So you definitely have someone in your mind. Come on, tell me who the lucky guy is!" I encouraged her to spill it. "I might have a crush on someone. Why don't you give a try and guess?" "I am bad at guessing." "Hey, no one can be bad at guessing."

" Anything, just keep on talking to me." " Do you want to hear about my first kiss?" " Are you trying to make jealous?" " Is it working?" " No." " How come?" " Because you can't get enough of me, so you might start picturing me when you retell the story." " Good point and bad idea." " Hmm." I agree with him. " Now tell me something nice, a good story." " How about the first time I got punched by a girl?" A smile lifts on my face.