Novel & Cerita Jokes To Tell Your Crush

I can’t believe I called my one and only crush a wall! You piece of poop. Summer you should go and see the doctor. Oh.. I know, you should go home and eat your moms cake and play call of duty.. Yeah, that will help me for sure. Gahh!! if only I kept my freaking mouth shut, none of this would have happened but no.. Ms. clumsy here is one stupid person who can’t control her stupid mouth of hers.

Typical Jamaal, I decided to ask him the one question that has been lingering on my mind. Me: Who do you like, is it me or your crush? Two minutes passed, three minutes also passed. I tapped my fingers on my laptop as I waited for his reply. Mystery man: To be honest with you, I'm in a dilemma concerning this. You are my crush to and I like you both. Me: Ouu.... I like you too, I think I'm attached to you. I groaned after I clicked on sent, won't that make me sound cheap.

"I had a crush on you." "What?" I shouted, inching back from him and he chuckled at my attempts. "You're lying. No joking." "I'm not joking." He slid himself on top of the slab and started applying mayo on the bread. "I had a crush on you in the tenth standard, and probably, till twelfth." Oh, my God. That made things awkward. "Me? Are you stupid?"

I kiss his back instead. "Nah, I think you grew shorter last night" I gasp, pretending to be offended. "I'm tall, I'm not just tall enough to kiss a giant like you on the forehead" "Giant?" he chuckles and turns around facing me. "What other new mame are you going to give me" "Well I have many others, like bricky, as in you're tough like a brick" I laugh alone at my joke "Or boo boo bear, I think I watched that in a cartoon"

you don't care,” Nelly said confused. Or maybe flabbergasted. I've never seen anyone look like that but this is what I think it would look like. “Can you stop talking about him,” I asked her. “I have had a crush on him for the longest time,” she said. “Ok,” I said completely uninterested in this topic. “He doesn’t notice me,” she said. Geez, really, I thought. I do not want to give advice to anyone. She looked at me dissatisfied. I laughed. “What, “ I replied. “How did you do it,” she asked. “Do what,” I said. Her eyes were speaking loudly, but she let out an exasperated sigh anyways. Loudly, if I didn’t already mention it. “How did you make him like you,” she asked. I bur

I pondered for a moment, then typed, "The one where we're laughing at that silly joke you made. Your smile is my favorite." Her reply was swift, "I remember that! You have the best laugh." I chuckled at her words, "Well, you have the best jokes. It's a perfect match." The conversation flowed effortlessly, a dance of words that mirrored the rhythm of our connection. As we continued chatting, the miles between us seemed to vanish. She shared anecdotes from her day, and I found solace in the sound of her virtual laughter. I couldn't help but tease her, "You know, our photos don't do justice to your laughter. I miss hearing it in person."

I didn't even wait for them to close the door properly, I brought out the diary immediately and continue reading, I was definitely not returning it until I was done with it. "Geez, you are so lazy, why do you keep on going late to work everyday . Crazy Mr. Mark keep on shouting at you hahaha, you would definitely get fired on day" I said aloud. " Oh no, you are crushing on another guy. Hahaha is this how this crush thing works? " I laughed out. " Few days after your crush openly said he had crush on someone else, you are crushing on another guy you met in a bus, yoo. This girl must be crazy being " I smirked, wondering if I should also have a diary.

I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, yeah, I'm dumb," I murmured, chewing at the inside of my cheek. How would you feel if your crush found out how dumb you are? Me, I felt like disappearing into the ground or diving down from the top of the building. "You don't have to waste your time if you don't want to,"

"Grape" "Food?" "Meat" "Drink?" "Blo-grape juice" phew "Relationship status" "Single and never ready to mingle" He laughs "oh wow, you got such a heart huh" "Some say it's made of stone" "Okay, but have you ever had a crush on someone" "No never" "Not even a little?" "Non that I know of" "It's that even possible" "If I tell you the reason you might not believe me" "Ha! try me"

I've been hiding my excellent grades from my childhood friend, Oliver Barton, for years because of his jealousy. A day before the college entrance exam, he comes clean to me and admits that he's been taking private tutoring lessons without my knowledge for the past three years. His grades are good, and he plans to go to an elite college after graduating high school. I stand there, stunned, listening to his every word. "Viv and I both have excellent grades. There'll soon be even more in common between us both after we go to the same college in Haven City. "Once we're in college, we'll tutor you seriously so you can also get into a better college after you repeat your year." He and my bes