The Boyfriend App
Only Yssy looked #wokeuplikethis and #nofilter ready in full makeup, a knit beanie, Warby Parker heavy-frame eyeglasses and gripping a tumbler of coffee that had been brewed in her fancy coffee gear (surprisingly allowed into camp considering how addicted she was to the stuff).
Today, a month later, they’re snappier and all wearing Type B Uniform: white V-neck shirt, lower fatigues, white handkerchief in the pocket, belt and buckle polished to a mirror shine, and combat boots also polished to a mirror shine. Heat-pressed down the front of their shirts are the official Camp Unplugged ROTC crest and, below it, the logo “Bearing Under Pressure”. Still, nobody looks like they took a shower, whic