Kickass Humor Novels & Stories

I rolled my eyes and smiled. “Remember when I asked you for your opinion? Me neither” I said, as I smiled sweetly at him and walked off to the other side of the room. All the guys started to roll on the ground laughing. I have to say they sounded worse than a hyena. “I hear that there is a new app called sense of humor. D******d it bitch!” Danny snapped. I rolled my eyes. “You know Danny; acting like a dick would not make yours any bigger.” I pointed out.

White powder clung to his hair and clothing, creating a comical contrast against his dark features. "Fuck! He cursed. Amara couldn't suppress the laughter that bubbled up within her at the sight before her. Despite her efforts to control herself, a few giggles escaped her lips, her shoulders shaking with suppressed mirth. However, her amusement only seemed to irritate Killian further, his narrowed eyes shooting daggers in her direction. "Stop fucking laughing!" he snapped, his tone sharp with annoyance. "This is the new facial for men!" Amara bit her lip to stifle further laughter, her eyes dancing with amusement at the unexpected turn of events.

“Pfft... You should just say, ‘this servant is hungry and will never refuse’ HAHAHAHAHA... HA... Hehe... Heh...” Tradiskano’s laugh awkwardly faded when he saw that Cassey does not seem to be very pleased with his joke. “Lady Cassey, please forgive me. I hope you could forgive my impulsive behavior, just this time. I promise it won’t happen again.” “It does not offend me at all, Sire. You just have a weird sense of humor.” “Is it somewhat dark?” “No Sire. But it is strangely hilarious, it hits right through the bones.” “The way you are describing my jokes, you made it sound like I was some sort of emotional, sentimental jester.”

In less than a second, everyone burst out laughing. Everyone was overjoyed. "Is this good-for-nothing talking about sexual harassment? You want us to arrest our boss to make amends? Hahahaha, it's so funny. Let's see what qualifications you have to ask us to arrest our boss!" The yellow-haired young man harrumphed coldly, with the long rod in his hand sweeping out. Slap! The crisp sound of the explosion fell. The crowd laughed and looked over. In their view, Yang Xiao was nothing compared to that yellow-haired kid.

"What are you guys doing? Go and kick his *ss!" Pow...

"Where do you think you're going? You want money, don't you? I mean, you'd do anything for cash. Why are you acting like you're a saint now?" My cheeks were burning, and my blood was screaming. It did not want to suffer this humiliation. "Let me go! Why are you even bringing up the past? It's already bad enough you don't want to save your parents!" Every single word was a hiss. Every single word was filled with my fury and helplessness. "You're hopeless! How dare you curse my parents!" She drove her heel in harder, and it left a mark on my face. My face was getting crushed, and breathing itself took effort. Zack was excited, though. He swung a foot right into my belly. I gasped in pain and c

Matteo said gently, taking a step closer, “you need to calm down, brother.” Kane’s eyes snapped to him, still wild, still burning. “Calm down?” He gave another laugh — dark, bitter. “Why? This is the best sitcom ever written.” He spread his arms wide, as though performing for an invisible audience. “Picture it — a mafia heir poisoned as a baby by his uncle, raised by his father’s first love, cursed by demons, and now — surprise, Mommy’s been here the whole time!” The room was silent except for his laughter, now quieting into something broken.

At my sudden question, Cassius stared at me. “...” “Because their horns don’t work,” I said and chuckled. “...” He blinked his eyes as is he finally realized that I am saying a joke. But it felt awkward that he did not smile a bit. And so, I thought of another joke that made me laugh so hard before. “I g-got into a fight with someone last night and it was totally my fault.” “...” “Because I was asked what was on the TV. And I answered, dust.”

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

Kyle. Fuck!