Kickass Humor Novels & Stories

“I’m sorry I don’t drink gross bean water like you two! Who orders black coffee from Starbucks?!” “Tough, respectable wolves. That’s who.” Jasper said earnestly, suddenly startled by Jade’s unexpected bursts of laughter. Jasper was not used to people laughing WITH him and not AT him. He was like a brother to me, but he just wasn’t particularly gifted with more obvious forms of humor. As serious as he was, every once in a while he’d have a one liner that would totally take me out, but I wasn’t used to other people understanding his odd brand of humor. I looked over to Jasper to notice a small smile working at the corners of his mouth. He appeared to be fighting smiling too widely, wanting to

"Huh? You don't get it?" "We get it," Kieran said dryly. "It's just stupid." Kidd crossed his arms, glaring at his brother. "Oh yeah? Then you tell one. Let's see if Sera laughs." "Why would I? That's kid stuff-" "Come on! Mr. Perfect at Everything can't even tell a joke? Pathetic!" Kieran's jaw tightened, then he sighed. "Fine. What animal hates dads?" Kidd's brow furrowed. "Is there even such a-"

She deepened the kiss, slow and affectionate, both of them relishing the first quiet morning they’d had in weeks. When they broke apart, she whispered, “You shaved.” He grinned. “I knew I’d be seeing you up close.” They burst into laughter and fell back onto the couch, her head on his chest. Later, Cassie flipped through N*****x while Nicholas fiddled with the Bluetooth speaker. “Let’s watch something ridiculous. Like those cooking competitions where they turn cupcakes into national monuments.” “Or the one where kids roast each other in front of celebrity judges. Those are savage,” Nicholas added.

“Excuse you, I earn mine through emotional labor keeping you two from working yourselves to death.” “And hey, that’s a lifestyle choice, not a crime.” “Oh right,” I said, “The clown thinks he deserves a paycheck for telling us bad jokes.” “Correction,” he said, waving his slice like a wand at the both of us. “I tell great jokes that you two are too goddamn serious to appreciate.” Nolan laughed, shaking his head. “You mean those jokes that will make us question our sanity?” Cassian pointed at him. “You see? That’s the problem with you workaholics.”

Cane was the first to visibly react to what she said. It was a deep, genuine laughter that came from the belly. He laughed so hard while the women wondered what was so funny about it. Caro was annoyed because he was treating what would help her lightly, and Cassie was just impatient. She couldn't wait to get this over and done with. "Wait, you're fucking serious?" He asked after he sobered up, his easy expression morphing into something sinister. Still, Cassie stood her ground.

He seemed to deflate. "What movie and why did you jump out the window?" I laughed. "Oh. I watched a very interesting movie. It was live. The name was 'My-mate-is-kissing-my-sister-in-front-of-my-face.'" I said sarcastically. "I'm sorry. I just -" I cut him off before he could finish. "Oh, I know you're sorry for having sex with my sister. Totally sorry, I understand." I smiled at him.

“I don’t know if I want to cry right now or laugh my ass off. But either way, I want to kiss you.” He lifted his beer and pointed it at me. “Nice try.” I groaned. “I get sucked into those videos too, but mine are usually the dumb, nonsensical ones. Now I actually wish to see this masterpiece you’re talking about.” His eyes glinted, but his tone stayed even. “There was another one. A kitten goes out with his mom; she goes into labor out of nowhere. Her husband’s a cop, rushing her to the hospital, but she dies giving birth. He ends up raising both kids on his own.”