Kickass Humor Novels & Stories

Someone among the surrounded trainee repeated. "Oh, isn't it the Toadman?" The second friend of Kiko added. "Toadman?" And another person around repeated. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! An earth-shattering laugh and ridicule had been started once again. "Hey, hey, isn't he the bumpkin man?" Said some random girl. "You mean the mountain man?" Followed by someone. "Shameless man!" "Oh, right! It was him! The mentally ill man." The ridicule was like a chain message, hard to stop once started.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

He does not doubt that Evelyn, Hailey, and Owen would be good heads. Evelyn, Hailey, Owen. He sighed. It always used to be Evelyn, Hailey, and Eddy. They were like the three musketeers for a long time. But after that, they also used to hangout. Evelyn was closest to him. But he can’t blame her, though. He had been horrible to not only Evy but also to Hailey. He deserves this. Is Karma a real thing?

"Like the fuck for real? You just shoved dicks in your ass without even thinking the man's age? Slutty whore slag you are faggot," "But I'm impressed even if you had sex with that stupid psychotic neighbor of yours, you still had a tight ass," he looked at me and smirked. "You moan fucking hard as I fingered your hole. Tell me, did I hit all those g-spot of yours? You even stared hard at my dick. Lucky you, fag. Not all gays can see what you see. Consider yourself fully blessed as you witness how big and delicious my dick is," "Dr. Ka-Karsyn, let's not talk about it,"

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

I call out, laughing as his car jerks sideways. “This is ridiculous,” he mutters, though I swear I see the corner of his mouth twitch. After a few rounds of wrecking havoc, I finally call it quits, my sides aching from laughing so hard. Kassian climbs out of his car with his usual composure, but there’s something lighter about the way he moves now—like maybe, just maybe, he’s starting to relax. I catch his eye and grin. “You’re terrible at this, by the way.”

He wants another payoff, just like King Gavin gave him so many years ago. Kash bursts out laughing. Hand on his belly, head thrown back, full-throated laughter. The rest of us just watch him. My heart sits heavy in my chest, making it even harder to keep the soup down. “Shit.” He wipes a tear from his eye. “Rowena had a sense of humor, back in the day, but I see she didn’t much bother to pass that down.” “That was… a joke?” Kieran asks. “Hell yeah.” Kash finishes the wine in his goblet and slams it back down on the table. “You think I’d just drop that into the middle of a conversation? They teach a couple manners even to the farmers and rogues you lot don’t think about.”

"Well, first off he helped you get out of being expelled. Then at the cafeteria today, he was laughing at Claudia....." "Who the hell is Claudia?" I asked before she could finish her sentence. "The girl Ava humiliated today, forget about her. My point is, he was laughing at Claudia until his eyes met yours, and almost immediately after, he left the cafeteria" Katie finished and jogged a bit to catch up to me. "Listen Katie..." I said and stopped infront of our history class. "He only helped me get out of being expelled so he can continue making my life miserable, and as for the issue with whatever her name is, he probably stopped laughing because it wasn't funny anymore, or because he never

“That usually happens once a week.” “I never realized it was that bad.” I thought out loud. “What a bunch of racist assholes.” I scoffed. Carter burst out laughing again, looking at me with a twinkle in his light blue eyes. “What?” I blinked. “Does it not apply to species? Should I have said a bunch of speciesist assholes?” Carter let out another loud chortle. That was something I never knew about Carter in the books. He laughed like a middle-aged white dad from suburbia.

Cassie suddenly chuckled. “What is it?” I ask her. “Seriously, Mel. Those last two lines came from you right?” Cassie says. “What? It’s true.” Mel retorted guiltily. “Korea is so awesome. Korea is the best!” Everyone laughed at her. “Let’s get high until we die!” Clark says once again. And we repeated after him. “What to do?” I tell Clark. “Just say ‘Do you still remember me?’” “That’s so arrogant.” Clark says laughing at what I said.