Kickass Humor Novels & Stories

Nitro explained. Jake looked at Nitro and he wasn’t sure if he should laugh or not. Not even Rancid could have prepared him for these men. They were laid back, said what they thought and they really didn’t give a fuck what you thought of them. Words like house mouse and sweet butts weren’t things he was familiar with. “Fuck me,” Jake said. “She probably would, you ain’t ugly,” K-9 said, and another round of laughter erupted from the men.

I shouted, trying to raise my rage above the horror I felt. Haskett burst into laughter. He stood up and started to clap his hands. "Bravo! Nice try!" he called out mockingly. "But if you really knew who I was, you would know why I was doing this, and, judging by your expression, you know shit."

no reason even after it looked like they just showered.” The bigger one said as they all laughed. “I mean really how is it possible that you come out the shower with soap in your ears, and you still stink?” The smaller one said as she gagged. As the other two laughed so hard they were starting to cry and the middle one had the loud laugh like a banshee. It was contagious because I found myself chuckling at them. “Hey, can I borrow your ketchup bottle?” The smaller one asked me. “Yea, sure.” I answered handing her the bottle from my table. “Thank you, and I want to apologize for my loud ass cousin they have no home training. I know you couldn’t study in peace with Shawna laughing like a

“You looked down on my ten thousand? I spend real money to give Cyan gifts, unlike you, you stupid keyboard warrior! You can’t even spit out a penny!” Wesley sent a sticker with the platform mascot digging its nose to mock Kaze. Kaze chuckled. “I know you seek importance in online space but just ten thousand?”

“Leo! What’s up, Babe?” He grinned, “Did you know Kpop fans pick the oddest body parts to get horny over? They are like,” His voice changed into a high-pitched hysterical girly voice, “Look at the back of Oppa’s knees! Kyah! FUCKING CHOKE ME DEAN OPPA!” There was a pause. “Uhm, was that a joke?” Leonidas laughed instead. “You’re so slow Babe, I swear. You’re supposed to laugh at that.”

I rolled my eyes and smiled. “Remember when I asked you for your opinion? Me neither” I said, as I smiled sweetly at him and walked off to the other side of the room. All the guys started to roll on the ground laughing. I have to say they sounded worse than a hyena. “I hear that there is a new app called sense of humor. D******d it bitch!” Danny snapped. I rolled my eyes. “You know Danny; acting like a dick would not make yours any bigger.” I pointed out.

“Pfft... You should just say, ‘this servant is hungry and will never refuse’ HAHAHAHAHA... HA... Hehe... Heh...” Tradiskano’s laugh awkwardly faded when he saw that Cassey does not seem to be very pleased with his joke. “Lady Cassey, please forgive me. I hope you could forgive my impulsive behavior, just this time. I promise it won’t happen again.” “It does not offend me at all, Sire. You just have a weird sense of humor.” “Is it somewhat dark?” “No Sire. But it is strangely hilarious, it hits right through the bones.” “The way you are describing my jokes, you made it sound like I was some sort of emotional, sentimental jester.”

"How many times do I have to tell you, they're your parents? Why won't you even see if it's true?" "Because you're a compulsive liar. Why should I trust you? For all I know, this is another scheme of yours, so you can scam my money out of me!" I tossed the notice of critical illness in her face. "Then, look at this closely. Tell me, what's the name that's written on it?" She didn't even look. The woman stepped on it and slapped me. "What an actor. You came in with props. If you have that much time, learn from Zack. If you please me, I'll give you any money you want. You made the wrong move."

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

Michelle said having her usual sly smile hanging on her lips. •°•°•°•°•°• Earlier, Richmond really seems friendly Sharon said. They are in the class waiting for the next teacher. Yeah, but I thought you said he's a bully, Jeanne said. I have seen him bully students, I didn't know he was that jovial. But he's super annoying, Jeanne said rolling her eye. You can say that again plus he's handsome, Sharon said grinning. Wait, you like him? Jeanne asked her with a silly smile.