Kickass Humor Novels & Stories

Karter jokes around the whole dinner, only pissing Lynn off a little but every time she looks at me, I give her a smile and her eyes soften. I on the other hand, love Karter’s humor. He just makes weird dad jokes sometimes and Lynn finds those the most annoying. Jayce feeds the fire though, he encourages the jokes and sometimes he catches Ryker off guard, making him laugh along. Maybe this is what Ryker meant by fun immaturity. Once we’re all done, we pile back into our cars and resume the road trip. Lunch was nice, I need to get more cinnamon roll pancakes in the future. Kehlani gets back into the drivers seat and Ryker sits at my side.

The dark humor was so perfectly Jaxx that I couldn't help but laugh. I burst out laughing, the sound bright against the lingering tension in the room. The absurdity of his grim humor never failed to catch me off guard, to remind me that beneath the violence and the control, there was a man who made me laugh in the darkest moments. Jaxx just shrugged, completely unbothered by his own dark wit, though a small smile played at his lips, softening the hard lines of his face.

It was already halfway eaten. Hashmuk shook his head and left the office, leaving him laughing on his own inside the office. As they walked towards their room, they could hear his laughter fading from behind them. "He is childish." Kelvin chuckled, referring to Alpha Rasmore. He had always known him as a cruel man who smiled rarely and never gave a damn about people's feelings, but there he was, pulling pranks like a four-year-old.

Nitro explained. Jake looked at Nitro and he wasn’t sure if he should laugh or not. Not even Rancid could have prepared him for these men. They were laid back, said what they thought and they really didn’t give a fuck what you thought of them. Words like house mouse and sweet butts weren’t things he was familiar with. “Fuck me,” Jake said. “She probably would, you ain’t ugly,” K-9 said, and another round of laughter erupted from the men.

I shouted, trying to raise my rage above the horror I felt. Haskett burst into laughter. He stood up and started to clap his hands. "Bravo! Nice try!" he called out mockingly. "But if you really knew who I was, you would know why I was doing this, and, judging by your expression, you know shit."

“I’m not sure. Both Candy and Maggie look pretty freaked out.” Then I started to laugh. I couldn’t help it. Cassie gave me a side-eye look. “Why are you laughing?” she asked. “Because whether his mate is Candy or Maggie, it could not have happened to a better wolf,” I replied, taking a sip of my champagne. “Karma really is a b---ch, and the Moon Goddess clearly has a sense of humor.” “Candy and Maggie are my friends, Aaron,” Cassie gently chastised me.

no reason even after it looked like they just showered.” The bigger one said as they all laughed. “I mean really how is it possible that you come out the shower with soap in your ears, and you still stink?” The smaller one said as she gagged. As the other two laughed so hard they were starting to cry and the middle one had the loud laugh like a banshee. It was contagious because I found myself chuckling at them. “Hey, can I borrow your ketchup bottle?” The smaller one asked me. “Yea, sure.” I answered handing her the bottle from my table. “Thank you, and I want to apologize for my loud ass cousin they have no home training. I know you couldn’t study in peace with Shawna laughing like a

As a matter of fact, they even tried to shame Kaze. “Hear that, Kaze? You’re a loser. You must be dreaming to think you can insult Mr. Gebach.” “Mr. Gebach has more experience in life than you. Who do you think you are?” “You make yourself look like a fool in front of Mr. Gebach.” Cetus and the others taunted Kaze. It was their way to let off a little steam on Kaze after he trashed their cars. “Oh, really?” Kaze smiled and suddenly approached Tank.

“Leo! What’s up, Babe?” He grinned, “Did you know Kpop fans pick the oddest body parts to get horny over? They are like,” His voice changed into a high-pitched hysterical girly voice, “Look at the back of Oppa’s knees! Kyah! FUCKING CHOKE ME DEAN OPPA!” There was a pause. “Uhm, was that a joke?” Leonidas laughed instead. “You’re so slow Babe, I swear. You’re supposed to laugh at that.”