Kickass Humor Novels & Stories

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

I asked, "So, Miss. How is it going with the Dark humour guy? Any update so far?" "HA! Dark humour! He's the funniest guy, I've ever met. Didn't you hear that line of him? I mean he called himself motherfucker; oh my, that's the kind of humour I love. Every time he cracks a joke, it makes me head over heels for him. And not forget his awkwardness around girls" the sarcasm was dripping from her mouth. But that changed my mood. And we both started chuckling, "He's not that bad!" I exclaimed. Right? He's not that bad.

Laasya joked causing beautiful laughter to come from behind her causing her to look at her person who was laughing her ass off at Aarush's pissed face. " Happy after insulting yourself by her! " kashvi too taunt in the middle of her giggles causing Aarush to huffed at her like a baby for attention. " Aww, old ass behaving like a newborn " Laasya's sarcastic comments make Aarush throw daggers at her through his eyes. " oh my! someone is turning into a bursting volcano," Kashvi said pinching Aarush's cheeks which have grown many beards. " whatever! " due to loss of words Aarush came up with this only.

The conversation flowed effortlessly between Liam and Cassia’s friends, Kiara and Quinn, laughter filling the air as they exchanged playful jabs. "You’re surprisingly good at this socializing thing," Quinn teased, her eyes sparkling with mischief. Liam chuckled, leaning back casually. "Am I? I’ve just never been in a gathering like this. I guess I’ve always been... serious?" Kiara smirked knowingly. "Sure, the 'serious' guy who just spent ten minutes passionately debating coffee flavors with us."

Karter jokes around the whole dinner, only pissing Lynn off a little but every time she looks at me, I give her a smile and her eyes soften. I on the other hand, love Karter’s humor. He just makes weird dad jokes sometimes and Lynn finds those the most annoying. Jayce feeds the fire though, he encourages the jokes and sometimes he catches Ryker off guard, making him laugh along. Maybe this is what Ryker meant by fun immaturity. Once we’re all done, we pile back into our cars and resume the road trip. Lunch was nice, I need to get more cinnamon roll pancakes in the future. Kehlani gets back into the drivers seat and Ryker sits at my side.

We just proudly nodded our heads. Diego cast a video to the projector screen behind us. I immediately laughed because I knew what this one was. It was the ass whooping that I gave Alpha Palmer. Goddess, I had not seen this yet. You could definitely see that I had a little bit of frustration to get out. “Brutal,” someone said, snickering when I broke his arm with a well-placed kick. I was giggling by the end of that. Damn. That was exactly what I needed to see to make my day complete.

He leaned closer to the glass, his eyes narrowing as they locked onto Kassy. "Alright, enough with the Hallmark Channel drama," Greg hissed. "I’m bored, Kassy. This place is full of small-time losers who think stealing a car is a career move. It’s beneath me. And I know you’re bored too. Playing the 'Survivor' on TikTok? That’s low-level. You have my brain. You have my ambition." "I have your DNA, unfortunately," Kassy retorted. "But the ambition to traffic people and poison cities? That’s all you, Greg."

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

The dark humor was so perfectly Jaxx that I couldn't help but laugh. I burst out laughing, the sound bright against the lingering tension in the room. The absurdity of his grim humor never failed to catch me off guard, to remind me that beneath the violence and the control, there was a man who made me laugh in the darkest moments. Jaxx just shrugged, completely unbothered by his own dark wit, though a small smile played at his lips, softening the hard lines of his face.

It was already halfway eaten. Hashmuk shook his head and left the office, leaving him laughing on his own inside the office. As they walked towards their room, they could hear his laughter fading from behind them. "He is childish." Kelvin chuckled, referring to Alpha Rasmore. He had always known him as a cruel man who smiled rarely and never gave a damn about people's feelings, but there he was, pulling pranks like a four-year-old.