Kickass Humor Novels & Stories

“You put it on every day before the uniform. But some things manage to pierce through.” That was when they discovered a peculiar, dark humor that only those who flirt with danger every day can cultivate. They started laughing at things that would horrify an ordinary civilian. Vick told him about a thief who tried to escape by jumping into a trash can and got stuck. Devon laughed about a situation where an angry cat attacked the crew during a minor kitchen fire, making it more dangerous than the flames themselves. They laughed not because the situations were funny, but because the absurdity was a necessary release valve. It was a secret language of survivors.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

He does not doubt that Evelyn, Hailey, and Owen would be good heads. Evelyn, Hailey, Owen. He sighed. It always used to be Evelyn, Hailey, and Eddy. They were like the three musketeers for a long time. But after that, they also used to hangout. Evelyn was closest to him. But he can’t blame her, though. He had been horrible to not only Evy but also to Hailey. He deserves this. Is Karma a real thing?

"Like the fuck for real? You just shoved dicks in your ass without even thinking the man's age? Slutty whore slag you are faggot," "But I'm impressed even if you had sex with that stupid psychotic neighbor of yours, you still had a tight ass," he looked at me and smirked. "You moan fucking hard as I fingered your hole. Tell me, did I hit all those g-spot of yours? You even stared hard at my dick. Lucky you, fag. Not all gays can see what you see. Consider yourself fully blessed as you witness how big and delicious my dick is," "Dr. Ka-Karsyn, let's not talk about it,"

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

I call out, laughing as his car jerks sideways. “This is ridiculous,” he mutters, though I swear I see the corner of his mouth twitch. After a few rounds of wrecking havoc, I finally call it quits, my sides aching from laughing so hard. Kassian climbs out of his car with his usual composure, but there’s something lighter about the way he moves now—like maybe, just maybe, he’s starting to relax. I catch his eye and grin. “You’re terrible at this, by the way.”

I roll my eyes as the entire class erupts in laughter. Beside me, Maya groans, then plasters a sickeningly sweet smile on her face before turning around. “Don’t you have other things to worry about, Cass?” She tilts her head, pretending to think. “Like those shorts of yours, for example. It looks like your ass is about to fall out of it.” Someone howls, and the laughter doubles, but I feel a wave of satisfaction when Cassidy’s face turns red as she struggles for a comeback. Eventually, she settles for a scowl and flippant “whatever” before turning back to her “clones,” as everyone else calls them.

Keith “It’s not funny,” I was seated in my study the next day going over some documents with Cassian. But Cassian was not so forgiving when it came to letting go. He had taken every opportunity he could get from yesterday to bring up the fact that I had fainted. “It is,” he said, “and it will continue to be funny for a long time,” he laughed again, “What were you thinking…” “If you laugh again, I’ll frame it as treason,” I said, my face serious. That did not help at all. Cassian doubled over and laughed in my face even harder.

Kai looked like a cat about to hiss at a lemon. “Baby,” Kai snapped, “let’s go.” “Ah yes,” Martin said smoothly. “Darling, I'm sorry, let’s go.” Once they were in the car and the door slammed shut, Kai slapped both hands over his face. Martin burst out laughing. Loud. Unhelpful. “Interesting friend you made on your first day,” Martin cackled. “Lowkey life is going great.” Kai groaned. “Lowkey is impossible when that thing exists.”

“And… I know that because I’m supposed to be at the meeting right now.” “Yet here you are.” “And yet here you are.” He stepped closer, flapping his hands in mock dramatics. “Between us girls… tell me, do you have a kink for watching gay men fuck?” My jaw dropped. “Wha—no, that’s… I swear, I was just passing. I didn’t even see anything—” “Relax, Kira.” He broke into unhinged laughter. “I’m just fucking with you.” His laughter echoing through the wall, I shoved his shoulder hard.