Little Johnny Jokes Dirty Novels & Stories

"You think? Well, I don't have the big boobs you'd expect, but at least I'm very loyal. In fact, I've been with you all my life. You should think about it." "You know the answer." Alby replied looking amused. Logan shook his head slowly. "Why? Got the one I just forgot." "Your fault," Logan's eyebrow rose. "What did I do wrong?" "It's your fault that you have a tail between your thighs. You... Can't wake me up." The two grown men laughed. Typical jokes between them are always vulgar. Never far from the crotch. It's actually normal, especially if there is Keenan, it's been confirmed that their dirty words will continue.

“Yeah, I’ll be here. Your room stinks by the way, and you had the nerve to ask Bobbie to stay in here.” Jake groaned and laughed. “Still stupid, Jacky.” “Oh, no, Jake. Jacky took over Dwayne Johnsons’ routine,” I butted in and Jake snickered. “I bet he did... he’s all body but no brains.” Jake mocked, which made Jack laugh loudly. They exchanged more indecent jokes to each other before Jack left the room. My cheeks were hurting from all the laughing from these two. I connected my phone to a Bluetooth headset while finishing my cup of hot Choco.

He said it in a childish tone. "Oh really, but I though your name was Caleb." Jazz replied playing along. "Oh no, I am not Caleb. He disturbs people who want to be left alone but ME, I am Mr. Laughter people enjoy my company." "Oh really?" "Yes." He said it continuing the same innocent tone in his voice. "Shall I tell you a joke?" "Please go on." "Once there was an old man who died at a very young age hahaha..." He ended his short joke with his own laughter

I threw Jack, who was clutching his stomach laughing, onto the table the map was on, and it broke under his weight, taking a seat on the couch I turned on the tv and started looking for something to watch when I felt two fingers pull my lips into a forced smile. "Don't growl...Puppy!" Johnny said and everyone started laughing really hard, so I decided to give him a piece of his own medicine. "Stop moaning like a porn star around Derek, JJ," I said smirking, as I knew he hated when I called him JJ, it was his pet name from Derek and so it was funny to call him it to watch him start blushing and stuttering. Nicki, Jade, and Jack all started clutching their stomachs from laughing so hard, and J

Mj licked her lips as she cocked her hip out to the side. "What's wrong, little Johnny?” she mocked and noticed that the nickname seemed to ignite a fiery fury behind his eyes, “are you afraid your sister’s balls or bigger than yours?” Mj mocked and noticed very little change so she decided to kick it up a notch “no that's not it is it” she continued and John’s eyes locked onto Mj’s with intrigue dancing inside them.

"You ignored me, huh? Let me show you what it means to be rude!” At those words, he gave Dicky a hard kick to the leg. Dicky clenched his teeth, but didn’t make a sound. "Oh! You have balls, don't you?" Jerry snorted. He turned to pick up the trash can nearby and shoved it down Dicky's head. Dicky had always been a clean freak, and the revolting odors inside the trash can almost left him vomiting. Jerry became even more smug at that, and laughed out loud when he saw Dicky's fair face now absolutely filthy after taking off the trash can. "Call me daddy! Promise you won't beat me in any other event, and I’ll let you go!"

Lincoln Linc: Tell me a joke. Dani: Wilbur must really suck at keeping you entertained. Linc: You're telling me... Dani: Am I going to have to start looking up jokes in order to entertain you at night? Also, you have to be up in four hours - correction WE have to be up in four hours. GO TO SLEEP! Linc: Did you just all caps me? Dani: My finger slipped? Linc: Finger slipped my ass. I think you just yelled at your elder.

Then, Stanley looked at Ruby and teased. “If you will cry, you better go with him.” They laughed at his joke and Johnny corrected, “My Ruby is now a big girl. She would not cry again.” They laughed again at what they considered a joke, but Johnny was certain with his claim. He had deflowered her, and she was already a big girl. Then, he looked at Ruby and asked, “My Ruby, will you cry?” “Not at all.” “That is my girl.” “Don’t be long”

"This man is sick." Lindy: I HAVE NEVER MET A MAN AS STUPID AND DIRTY AS YOU! Well too bad, I don't fit your standards. I'm a VERY old woman, with cane, white hairs and wrinkles. Milo smiled to himself, “I have way better jokes than that.” He sounded proud. Mill: That's cute. But you call that funny? Okay, I'm giving you a chance this time. But only one time. Ha-ha. See? I laughed. I laughed at your joke because your like a cute little hot ripe apple that's ready to be eaten.

“I’m going to pull this fucking car over and put a baby in you right on the hood, for real” “I’m down for that if you haven’t already! I mean, how many times did you let it go in me?” I choked out! I watched Jonny’s teeth sink into his lower lip as he shook his head. “Oh, wow”, says Liam as he too starts laughing. “It’s funny as fuck in the car with you guys, I dunno what everyone else’s problem is”!