Little Johnny Jokes Dirty Novels & Stories

"You think? Well, I don't have the big boobs you'd expect, but at least I'm very loyal. In fact, I've been with you all my life. You should think about it." "You know the answer." Alby replied looking amused. Logan shook his head slowly. "Why? Got the one I just forgot." "Your fault," Logan's eyebrow rose. "What did I do wrong?" "It's your fault that you have a tail between your thighs. You... Can't wake me up." The two grown men laughed. Typical jokes between them are always vulgar. Never far from the crotch. It's actually normal, especially if there is Keenan, it's been confirmed that their dirty words will continue.

Gideon didn’t seem to have a problem with it, he just squatted there and watched her with lips apart. To all of our shock, Jennifer unzipped his pants and brought out his wiener. Screams pulled off the roof as we all saw his little pimp, he was hard already and that made it even funnier. The little man must have been looking forward to such an opportunity, now it makes sense why he still shows up after we make fun of him every game night.

He says poking his head in the bathroom with a smirk. “I mean I need a week to recover but yes that was the definition of a quickie...” He burst out laughing and I gain my composure and finish my shower. Once I’m out I dry myself and go in search of something to wear. As I bend over searching for a decent pair of jeans Johnny playfully slaps my ass and runs out the room telling me to hurry up. “Hey that was uncalled for mister!” I shout after him and I hear him shout back half way down the stairs…

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."

She tickled the lot of them, rolling around, before shifting onto her stomach and setting her sights on Johnny. “Well, well. If it isn’t my fellow head basher.” He laughed along with the older kids. Lizzy grinned, never taking her eyes off him. “Kids, what do you call a woodpecker without a beak?” The youngsters threw out some possibilities and Lizzy shook her head, still staring deep into his eyes before yelling out the answer. “A headbanger.” He snorted and Lizzy threw sand on his stretched-out calf. “Hey, easy, hellcat! I liked the tune by the way. Aren’t you a little young for that playlist. What are you, like twenty-three?”

I’ve insulted him numerous times, but he keeps trying to hang out with me. “Seen any of the new girls? Fresh meat, am I right?” “Yeah.” There was no point in having an actual conversation with this douche. “You were hanging around with that short girl, right? She’s just the right height for a giant like you,” he joked. “She doesn’t even need to get on her knees to suck your dick.” I slapped the bottle of water out of his hands, making it spill all over the floor. “Shut the fuck up.” Dylan threw his hands up, as if he were surrendering, “just a joke, man.”

"When you grow up, you wash your poop ok your own. Okay? You'll be a big boy someday." "Let me, love," I said. "I'm fine, love. I was just trying to discipline Uno. He smells so funny!" I laughed out loud and cupped my mouth upon realizing I was so noisy. Jonas smiled amusingly. I tried to calm down but Jonas was really funny. "Damn," he murmured, "this is what I hate the most." "Calm down, love. Come on. Let me." "We're almost done, love. Can you get the towel please?"

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

He nodded and looked at the housemaid that is standing not far from us. “Can you buy her some bikini?” “No!” I immediately disagree. “You don’t need to do that. I will just watch all of you on the corner. You don’t need to buy me one, Johnny.” He laughed but told the housemaid to do what he said. “What are you two doing there?” Johnny and I both looked at Peter when he shouted to ask that. He is really drunk but I know he can still manage himself. “We are talking about boys!” Johnny shouted back. He laughs afterward to annoy Peter.

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”