Lotr Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“Never thought I'd see the day. Would you mind checking the temperature in hell, darling?” Roman growled, and Lucas gave him a silly syrupy smile that was so odd, it made me laugh. This was just insane. The boom box, the jab, Lucas misplaced but quirky jokes Romans's eyes fell on mine, and an unreadable expression made his face tight. “Why are you laughing?” he asked softly. “I don't see anything funny in what he said.” For what would be the third time, I resisted rolling my eyes at him. Lucas chuckled “Brother, your sense of humor is so dry, it could strike a match.” He took my hand and leaned in to kiss my cheek.

Maybe I could start over, rebuild, and find happiness again. But for now, I would take it one step at a time. As we finished our tea, the conversation shifted to lighter topics—movies, books, and Sophie’s latest escapades at work. She was a natural storyteller, weaving tales that had me laughing until my sides hurt. “I swear, Lila, my boss has this ridiculous obsession with motivational quotes. Today, he walked into the office and said, ‘Dreams don’t work unless you do.’ And I’m like, sir, can I dream of a raise while working myself to the bone?” Sophie rolled her eyes dramatically, making me giggle.

Lotus shrugged, a sheepish grin spreading across his face. "Well, sometimes the best adventures are unplanned ones," he replied, shaking out his fur as we surveyed the chaotic scene around us. "At least no one saw us crashing into the tree," he said. "Rather like you hope that no one saw YOU crash into it," I corrected. Lotus chuckled, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "Touché," he admitted, glancing back at the mess. "But let's be honest, I think my crash was graceful," he teased, flicking his tail playfully.

LEONARDO “If someone had told me three years ago that he'd do something this reckless, I wouldn't have believed it. Hell, I'd have called the person crazy.” “It says he formed a firm camaraderie with the northern sorcerers. What the fuck is camaraderie? It sounds like a big word for ‘bullshit’,” Luke chuckled, taking his eyes briefly off the phone he was reading the article from. “Yeah, you could say that,” I replied, re-reading the article. It was the thousandth time now.

Bo just hums as a reply. It is quiet again. “You can tell me- you can tell me if you need help Bo.” Oscar’s voice is careful, the words softly placed as if he was afraid of the man being insulted. Bo stops his lips on Oscar’s wrist. “I will be okay.” It is an affirmation that he is not okay now, but the assurance that he will be is beneficial. Oscar leans forward, tipping off of his elbow and kissing Bo softly. “I believe you Bradley Jones.” The quotes do not belong to me. They belong to J.R.R Tolkein.

He says casually. "What did you steal?" We enter the hall and all of our warriors stand with beer mugs and start singing. "FOR SHES A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW FOR SHES A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW FOR SHES A JOLLY GOOD FEEEEEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW" someone hands me a beer mug and I lift it with everyone else. "SO SAY ALL OF USSSSSSSS" We all drink to that. 'Legendary'

"But just because he wants to live the rest of his life inside doesn’t mean I want to. Why can’t I have some freedom?" Lia blinked slowly, a smirk tugging at her lips. "Are you seriously quoting Braveheart right now?" I grinned sheepishly. "Okay, maybe a little bit. Is that weird? The movie was on last night, and I had a fun time watching it. Who knew such an old-ass movie could be so entertaining? I mean, the guy got his heart ripped out and kept going! That's some serious commitment."

he said and sat down on the chair. Rohan positioned himself behind the ball and swung. "Is it something you'd love to share with your friends? We're always here for you remember? We're like the three wise men in the bible... Just without the gifts." He said to get a laugh out of him and he succeeded. "I guess we are. You're still my best buddies for life. One for all. All for one." He said. The syllables felt childish on his tongue. "Fore!" Rohan exclaimed, exchanging glances with Lincoln.

I didn't tell them everything just about Iron Coyote's injury and how he laugh! "He did what?" "Laughed!" I reply to Athenodora. "He laughed so loud thatI'm pretty sure the whole castle heard it. I've never heard him laugh so loud before." Evelyn shuffles forward and sits in our circle. "Okay, so we've never even heard him laugh before. Dances With Wolves don't laugh, dammit. Ever. For him, that's...like…out of line!" Michelle finishes Sulpicia's braid before scooting into our circle. "Even Drinks of Waterfall doesn't laugh. And I consider us to be pretty close." Sulpicia said

“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”