Novel & Cerita Lotr Quotes Funny

- He asked through the mind-link with confusion. -“yeah Rose told me…your wolf…only likes to tinkle in the woods.."- She laughed harder as they mind-linked and Jonathan turned red. -“She did not!"- Jonathan mind-linked back turning very red. She turned to face him and was still laughing -“She showed me a visual of when we last fought..and you had to stop to tinkle….in the woods…”- Jonathan blurted out “I do not tinkle in the woods!” Elleanna snickered and burst out laughing as she fell to the floor and laughed the hardest she had in over 2 years. Everyone else snickered and Jonathan turned tomato red.

"Why don't you just torture him into giving you what you want and we could get rid of them." "Can somebody please untie me so I can hurt her, I didn't get my opportunity last time," I said and Antonio smiled. "She's cute," Joe said and I frowned. "You wouldn't even be able to touch me you monkey!" She shouted and I looked at Wood. “Really? Monkey? Stacey!” I said laughing. "Where do you get such idiots Wood? I worry for your sanity," he only chuckled and leaned against the table. "Maybe next time Lotus, but right now. It's storytime."

"That's big coming from you considering the last grand mistake you did or are we still not talking about 'Little red Riding Hood'?" Zaros let out a loud laugh at the sight of Lucien's glare as he evaded his punch. It was a joke that had spanned years and yet it never failed to make him laugh and his best friend ready to go postal. "You are an asshole, as always." Lucien murmured, irritation lining his voice as Zaros winded down from his loud laugh. It was rare to see the Blood Immortal so free and expressive and it brought somewhat of a smile to his face-despite the fact that it was a jibe aimed at him.

Gunner laughed and shook my shoulder, “See, you get it?” he laughed and pointed at the huge TV screen. “I get it” I chuckled, “Though, I feel like I should be weirded out that you were using quotes from a kids movie while I was sitting on your face?” I teased and elbowed his hip. Gunner purred and leaned down to press his lips to my ear, “Well, you know we can replay the scene, the one where you ride my face to infinity and beyond” he said softly with a seductive undertone.

Petrusia’s venom was just noise. Even Naila stirred in the back of my mind. 'That one’s all frost and no fire. Childish. Petty.' 'Agreed.' “Let her wait in her frozen castle,” I said aloud, finally smiling. Lotanni snickered. “See, this is why you’re second-in-command. That deadpan delivery? Flawless.” “Thanks,” I said. “I’ve had practice.” We all laughed, letting the tension break. Nyomei and Lotanni peeled off toward their shared quarters, waving behind them.

He had been leading Holy Land for tens of years and had yet to meet someone as arrogant as Lucas. Lucas smiled when he heard it instead and said out loud to Quinto, "I'd suggest that you are better off thinking what's going to happen to you next." "What did you just say?!" Quinto blurted each word when he heard it as he glared at Lucas. He was utterly exasperated. "Old fart, is there a problem with your hearing?" Lucas put on a playful look. 'What?!!' The Genetic Fighters on both sides of Wonder Lake were astonished to hear what Lucas had just said.

Direct Lau. "The name of our game is 'truth or dare or shot'" said Direct Fortes enthusiastically. "I thought it was a body shot!" Lotlot suddenly whispered. "You already know how you act Lotlot! You're really gay!" his gay colleague disobeyed him. And we all laughed again. A a few hours later, we did a lot of nonsense games, Jen and Karmi dare to choose so they always dared a body shot with Lotlot and dance. Lotlot's face is very priceless because while he was being shot and danced by two women, his face was disgusted and he still looked like he had diarrhea.

someone in the audience seat asked. “Are you joking? That piece of useless trash isn’t even in the same league as the God of War!” “Are you trying to get yourself in trouble? Don’t even compare the God of War to someone like that! It’s humiliating!” Despite the criticism, everyone shared the same question but no one wanted to believe it. How could the God of War have the same voice as the useless trash of the Quint family? What kind of lame joke was that? “I bet that useless trash heard the God of War’s voice before and started to mimic the same voice. That’s why they sounded the same.”

Legolas simply grinned. The laughter went on and on. The loudest chuckle came from Woodrill, his other guard. "Oh, and he's so pure that his breath smells like leaf mints!" roared the crowd, and he chuckled as he shook his head. He knew they were merely mocking and adoring him, and he knew they didn't mean any harm. "Well, smelling like mint isn't so horrible, is it? It's better than stinking like muck in your mouth!"

Chris led the way, and we followed. “I thought you liked the forest?” I asked Liora as her step faltered. “I did like the forest when I had literally zero friends,” she said, remembering old times. “I still like it, though. Right now, I just want to beat LOL122.” I let out a grunt. “You and that game. I bet it's a child playing it somewhere in a café before school, sitting mindfully behind a chair and beating your ass,” I teased, and she glared at me, tears glistening in her eyes.