Lotr Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

I’m not saying I’m a man-whore. I’m also not not saying I’m a man-whore. I just really, really like sex. “Idiota (Idiot). You can’t beat me with that gringo accent! Now you’ll at least be someone’s first choice instead of leftovers when I’m occupied,” I call back good-naturedly. Shouts of “Oh, shit!” and “Damn!” echo through the hall as Elliott throws his head back, laughing his ass off.

“I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! “ “Is he seriously quoting The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of the King right now?” Alex asks the table, but his mate shushes him. “I picked up on the three different Game of Thrones quotes, myself,” Lumi tells his son. “I caught one or two of those as well,” Chad says with a chuckle. “So he is quoting movies, books, and tv shows to us to what? Get us in some kind of fight

Freddie Hawkins, the one who made that martial arts movie and has incredible fighting skills? Elon looked worshipful. "That's exactly who I mean! I love his most famous quote: 'I've never been interested in money!' Dr. Lloyd, I thought that was such an enlightened outlook on life, what a bold attitude! In this day and age, there are too few people who don't obsess over money!" Andrew sneered coldly, "A man worth hundreds of billions saying he's not interested in money—don't you think that's like someone who's stuffed themselves saying they're not interested in food?"

“Hmm?” “If you keep talking like a LinkedIn motivational speaker, I’m going to throw up all over your father’s car interior.” He turned, blue eyes dropping to my face. “My joke was good.” “Your joke sounds like it was raised in a boardroom.” “That’s slander.” “That’s autobiography.”

He fumed “My badd…” Nate managed to say in between his laughs “I bet you’d find it very funny when your friend comes” Wyatt spat and walked out of the caravan

I teased, our faces mere inches apart. "I remember how many times you made me…" she trailed off, her eyes dancing with playful insinuation. "Guys! I have supernatural hearing, you know that, right?" Adam's exasperated voice cut through our moment. Astaroth chuckled behind us, clearly amused. "Sorry, bro," Lottie laughed, glancing sheepishly at the ground. I sensed her excitement at using the term "bro." Remembering how we both once longed for family, I was thrilled for her to have not one but three amazing brothers.

He rasped dryly as Lord Brarthroroz chuckled heartily and dismissed him with a gesture. Lexi frowned at his retreating back as he seemed to glide down the corridor to an unknown destination. "He's really no fun to tease at all.." She complained. "Yes... you find with Lich's, they don't really seem to grasp humor as well as the living." Lord Brarthroroz answered with a sigh. "It's not his fault, another century or so and he may crack smile. One can hope.." He sighed. Ann looked between the two of them and a small smile played at the edges of her mouth as she chuckled at Adam's incredulous expression.

Luther accidently laughed alittle earning him a glare that could destroy dimensions if looks could destroy. "It couldn't have been that bad. Do you need a drink lil brother?" Luther asked using the endearment he always use to use before Mazaya messed with them. "Actually I could use a drink. So how are the numbers looking?" Lucas asked with alittle less hostility in his voice.

he said, voice like molten metal. “You’ve come far to kneel.” “I don’t kneel,” I said, stepping closer. “Especially not to someone who steals women because he’s afraid to be alone.” A ripple of laughter—Lira, somewhere behind me. Even Varyn smirked. Lumi, bless her tiny, reckless soul, muttered, “Ten out of ten entrance. Let’s hope he doesn’t smite us immediately.” Solen’s smile didn’t falter. “Childish humor will not save you.”