Lotr Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Her date with Luther was so much fun that she totally forgot about every other problem,it seemed to be his specialty—taking away people's worries by letting them have fun. His stories about failed business deals and about how someone almost mistook him for Zac Efron on his trip around China was captivating and at the same time so funny that she felt she was almost going to pee. ‘Mommy had a great time last night Willow'.She kissed Willow's chubby cheeks and grabbed her phone when it buzzed. Her smile faded instantaneously and she covered her open mouth with her hand in shock as she read Lucas's message which wasn't good news. 𝙃𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩.

He was part of the few old people that Galbraith knew who preferred to text and email instead of using pigeons like those stubborn old ancestors of the Lion King tribe. “He said, ‘Sup Babes’ and then went on and on about how he had finished the all the wine he had on him, needed a refill, but couldn’t find a Heavenly Fox outpost where he was.” Clara’s lips twitched when she mentioned the contents of the text. Hearing her words, Galbraith burst into laughter, a reaction that Clara expected but feigned displeasure at. “Stop laughing!” “Hahaha!” “I said stop you moron!” “Haha-ow…okay okay…I won’t laugh anymore.”

Porcius grunted and breathed a few times before he wondered, “And all of those tribes of Picts are just going to kiss our asses as we pass?” Still emotionless, August replied, “Oh, certainly.” Porcius burst into laughter and August even cracked a grin. Quintus shouted up to them, “Care to share the hilarity, gentlemen?” August called back, “You’d have to comprehend Grecian temple practices to appreciate his jokes about the locals worshipping trees. It’s rude humor, sir.”

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

says Kate. “For Frodo!” Grace screams the loudest. “We’ve got to work on our cheer,” Kate says as everyone takes their position. Deep down, Grace’s cheer has reminded Kate of another quote Aragorn said in Return of the King; originally in Elvish: {I give hope to men. I keep none for myself.}

Luke asked softly as he pulled back onto the road. I deepened my voice in imitation. “‘Damn, it’s hot in here.’ Then he’d look at me and say, ‘Oh wait—that’s just you.’” Luke chuckled, and the sound warmed me. “‘Are you a bank loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest.’ That one was the worst. The kids loved, ‘If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.’”

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

"Keep your smartass comments to yourself. God, I'm starving" "Really? What a surprise? I would have never guessed from the thunder rumbling from your stomach" "If not for some sucker almost killing me, I wouldn't be in this condition," Willow said, throwing daggers at Lothaire with her eyes. "I... I..." "There there, no need to sniffle. I can understand your emotions" "Watch it, tinker bell. If I don't know any better, I would say you are flirting with me" "God, you are delusional too. They sure messed with your brain. You are good to look at until you open your mouth. And yes, pun intended "

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

“There’s a rumor moving through Dark Mountain.” Lotty closed her eyes. “Oh no.” “I heard it from one of Jacob’s guards, who heard it from one of your warriors, who claimed he absolutely wasn’t gossiping.” Lotty groaned. “That sounds like Dark Mountain.” Selene’s eyes softened. “Is it true?” Lotty looked down at the cup in her hands. Then slowly nodded. “Yes.” Selene’s face lit up immediately. “Oh, Lotty.” Before Lotty could say anything else, Selene pulled her into a careful hug. Lotty laughed, blinking back sudden tears.