Materi Stand Up Comedy Tentang Mantan

Demi pengobatan adiknya yang menderita penyakit langka, Helena terdorong untuk mengambil tawaran yang tak terduga: menjebak seorang pewaris konglomerat untuk mendapatkan uang. Dia tak pernah mengira, ternyata pria itu adalah cinta pertamanya, Shane Digory. Shane, dihadapkan pada pilihan sulit demi menjaga citra baik keluarga Digory: “menghadapi skandal besar” atau “menikahi Helena”. Mau tak mau, bisa ataupun tidak, Shane terpaksa menjalani pernikahan dengan Helena yang dibencinya. Namun, dia memastikan bahwa pernikahan itu hanya untuk sementara, sebab dia sudah memiliki kekasih yang telah begitu lama mendampinginya. Di hari perceraian, tiba-tiba saja malam yang seharusnya menjadi detik-detik perpisahan bagi Shane dan Helena berubah menjadi malam yang dipenuhi keintiman tak terlupakan. Lalu esoknya, Helena pergi dan menghilang dari kehidupan Shane, meninggalkan sesal dan misteri yang membingungkan. IG: @inspirasikuh

Raka kaget melihat Ervan, anak kandungnya menjadi tetangganya. Dia mendatangi rumah tetangganya dan ternyata itu Nara, mantan istrinya. Kenapa Nara bisa tinggal di rumah sebagus ini? Apakah Nara jadi pembantu di sini atau jadi Nyonya?

"Don't try to f*ck me and I'll make your ad," I said suddenly, desperately hoping not to f*ck Will over anymore than I already had. I looked him dead in the eye, challenging him. As I sat there half n*ked on his kitchen island with my throbbing, wet pu**y aching to have him inside me, I realized I had an even bigger problem. I liked him. For what seemed like an age he contemplated my offer. Then suddenly he backed up, stuck the finger still coated in my w*tness into his mouth and l*cked it clean. "Fine. Make the ad and I won't try to f*ck you." My heart sank to the bottom of the ocean as I watched him walk away. My ears perked up when he turned around just as he reached the bedroom and said, "At least not until you ask me to." *** She has a secret. He doesn't care. All that interests him is bedding the woman he can't quite figure out. But what happens when taking her to bed once isn't enough?Supermodel Britney O'Prey isn't interested in the legend of Cupid's Cove. Visitors of the island swear that no guest leaves untouched by Cupid's arrow. But all Britney wants is to be left alone. Her aloofness attracts billionaire Will Hunter's attention, to the point that he can think of nothing but bedding her. But what happens when once isn't enough? What if he's not so content to let her keep her secrets after all?

Dilamar mantan saja bakal kaget, tapi gimana kalau tiba-tiba kita malah dilamar kakaknya mantan?! Kaira yang baru kembali ke tanah kelahirannya, merasakannya! Gadis itu mendadak dilamar Davian Rajendra karena suruhan mantan Kaira sendiri. Apa yang sebenarnya terjadi? Lalu bagaimana kisah Davian dan Kaira selanjutnya?

"Mark the day Alpha Sahin, if I die in that dungeon....it will be your doom!" ***** The baby Princess of the Donner's pack has never transformed and therefore had no pure were wolf blood running in her. She was bashed, abused and tortured for it by her father, the Alpha and she swore never to forgive him - will she want revenge? Prince Lucius of the Alphaeus pack doesn't want to become Alpha, therefore, he ran away from home. He met the girl with a deep blue eyes, speckling with gold around her Iris and he fell for her but attacked her instead, why? Every day of his birth, he loses control of his wolf and becomes feral, dangerous, ruthless that every inch of the pack trembled whenever he howled - he was always locked up. Then, meeting his mate, will he reject her as she is human? Deepest secrets, he locked himself up - how and why? Will he ever open his locked self?

After my husband cheats, my relatives advise me to be tolerant and forgiving. Why? Because my husband's mistress is pregnant, and I'm infertile. Even his parents hurry to our house in the middle of the night to say, "Don't worry—we won't let that woman step foot in this house. Once she gives birth, the child will be yours." Is that so? I sneer as I look at a medical report. Perhaps the child will have something to do with me, but it definitely won't have anything to do with my husband.

Nindy tidak menyangka, kalau dia akan dipertemukan kembali dengan mantan kekasihnya yang sangat dia benci. Padahal, dia sudah berusaha pergi ke tempat yang jauh agar tidak bertemu lagi dengan mantan kekasihnya, tapi sayangnya, keinginannya itu tidak terwujud. Mereka justru dipertemukan di tempat Nindy bekerja. Bahkan mantan kekasihnya itu menjadi bos di kantornya. Kesalahpahaman di masa lalu membuat keduanya seperti orang asing. Bahkan, terlihat saling membenci satu sama lain. Padahal, dulu mereka saling mencintai. Kesalahpahaman apa yang membuat mereka harus berpisah? Dan, apakah Nindy akan pergi lagi atau sebaliknya tetap bertahan di kantor tersebut disaat dia terus mendapatkan tekanan dari bosnya? Ikuti terus kelanjutan ceritanya.

Mario Aubert runs from a tricky marriage contract, losing everything he owns in the process. He becomes broke and resorts to womanising and drinking in the long run. Ironically, he picks a special interest in Belle, a one-night stand, who appears rather suspicious. Unfortunately, she is gone from his life, and he can't reach her no matter how he tries. He starts to find her everywhere, desperate to put the pieces of the puzzles together.

Four days after my death, my four-year-old daughter finally sensed that something was terribly wrong. The fridge door slammed into her forehead when she tried to get a snack. Normally, I would've been there in a heartbeat—arms open, kisses ready, whispering, "You're okay, sweetheart, Mommy's here." But this time, I just lay on the bed, cold and still.​ She didn't understand. She thought the sweet treat would make me respond. So she held the final piece of chocolate up to my mouth. "Here, Mommy. Have some chocolate..." But I didn't even blink. She climbed into my arms, clutching my clothes tightly. "Mommy... Mommy, wake up..." She waited for me to stroke her hair, to tell her that everything was going to be fine. There was only silence.​ Completely lost and scared, she found my phone. "Daddy, why is Mommy still sleeping?" she asked, her voice filled with desperation.​ In response, Oliver sent a photo of himself having Christmas Eve dinner with his childhood sweetheart. His voice was icy cold when he replied, "She's just sleeping, not dead. It's Christmas Eve, and I'm busy. Tell her to stop playing games and come apologize when she's done sulking." Then he hung up.​ But when the truth finally hit Oliver—when the coroner's report came, when the police knocked on his door right in the middle of his laughter, when he realized I'd been lying dead for four days while he toasted—he broke.

(21+) “Tidurlah dengan anakku dan berikan aku uang!” Bian yang berada di tempat hiburan malam terkejut disodorkan seorang wanita yang sangat muda di hadapannya. Dia diingatkan oleh asistennya tentang perseteruannya dengan Sadewa dengannya tidak kunjung usai. Justru dia mengambil wanita yang bernama Jasmine itu sebagai istrinya. Memungut seorang wanita untuk menjadi istri dari tempat hiburan malam sangat menantangnya. Dia menikah kontrak dengan Jasmine demi memenuhi persyaratan papanya untuk mendapatkan warisan. Dia bercerai setelah mendapatkan semuanya dan memberikan hak untuk Jasmine sebagai tanda terima kasihnya. Siapa sangka, mereka bertemu kembali setelah sekian tahun dan Jasmine adalah orang yang paling dihindari oleh Bian.