Mayor Humdinger Novels & Stories

Maybe Gerald had brought the agenda item to the floor, but Eric knew he still wasn’t prepared to suffer any fools, and Fenton was a first-rate one. “Anyway, as I was saying, due to Chief Anderson’s, uh, situation, his wife, Charlene Anderson was left to care for their young son alone so that her husband could play hide the sausage with…” “Mr Birch!” cried out Mayor Higgins. “If you can’t make your point without vulgar references, you will need to take your seat!” “I beg your pardon,” the grizzled, skinny, grey-haired Fenton pleaded. “It just upsets my sensibilities as a law-abiding, moral citizen who has contributed so much over the years to the financial well-being of this fine city.”