Meme Profile Pictures Novels & Stories

It’ll work. — No, not enough, find me a woman in the same cell, I want an enraged one. A desperate one. Someone who has nothing left. Promise her that I will pay her debts. That she can have fun. Unleash herself. That she can make her swallow every word, every breath. — Got it, you want a hungry hyena. I can do that. — And I want the photo. Send it to me as soon as it's done. — Received.

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

Another had the same picture with a different caption, "When you pre-order an iPhone in an Online Store and the Deliveryman Gives you Techno with Samsung Start-Up Screen", one had their heads photoshopped to a Mortal Kombat Flawless Victory's picture, another had Tobi's and Kelechi's head removed and placed with that of "Pepe, the Frog" and "the Crying Boy" respectively and so many others.

Some have profile photos and others are simply left blank. "Where's his account?" I asked, without looking at Beta Luke. I saw Beta Luke's hand pointing to an account that came from the second list. The account has a profile photo in the form of a cartoon. Actually I'm not sure if it's Levin Gaillard's account. I clicked on it and it showed me a social media account that didn't have much information posted on it. There are only two photos uploaded, one photo as a new profile photo which is a picture of a character in a cartoon and the other photo is a picture of a person.

I sat frozen, numb at the image I was seeing on the news channel. My photo was plastered all over CNN and all I could do was sit there and stare at my F******k profile pic from five years ago when I was like sixteen, I was wearing a bikini top sunglasses and a geeky smile plastered all over my face. Besides being mortified at the fact that I never got around at removing that picture from my profile, what bothered me more was the heading. ENEMY OF THE WORLD…

Well at least I watched the TV series on Netflix. I am not gay to say this, but Henry Cavill, mm-mh! He is a hot one, the best real life Geralt that no one can surpass. Without wasting more time, I d******d a photo of Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia and upload it to be my profile picture. Then, I start my plan right away. I search Jamie up on F******k, an account with no profile picture named JL Peyton pops up. Everybody knows Jamie is low profile, he never let anyone take his picture, so I surely expected a F******k account without a profile picture.

Some days ago, F******k had recommended his profile to me if I wanted to add him as my friend but I was so tired to go through his profile. So yes, I am in the mood now. I clicked on his profile. His username was Demetrius Valecian and it had the blue mark close to it. Meaning it was verified. Duh. His profile picture was of him standing close to the large transparent glass which gave his luxurious office an exquisite look. He had a cup of coffee in his right hand while the left hand was in his pocket. I clicked on it and checked the day it was posted. Wow, Some months ago.

I was certain he wouldn't suspect it was me. I settled on the names Ars and Zack. He won't know for sure. He'll believe I'm just one of his avid fans. I also put thought into my profile picture. I snapped a photo of my foot, focusing on the heart-shaped mole on the side of it. Of course, my profile picture isn't a foot. It's just a close-up of that mole. He had no idea I had such a mark on my foot.

I look like the discount version of myself. Perfect for tonight. My thumb hovers over the one chat icon that matters most. Bogotá & the Idiots. Their profile picture is pure nepotism energy: Isabella in red lipstick, Tessa with tear-streaked cheeks, Emmett behind them flipping off the camera. Accurate. My last message is still from yesterday. KR: [still alive. stop planning my funeral.] Their replies sit underneath it, lined up like a coordinated attack. ISABELLA: [YOU’RE INSANE]