Memes Funny Minions Novels & Stories

Tiffany transforms her nails into claws and slashes my uniform, my breasts comes into view. She and her Minions laugh and just as she's about to make another slash a deep and sexy voice rumble "What the fuck do you think your doing".

” Minion 1 shouts. I couldn’t help the giggle that tumbles out of me as I make my way back over to him as he gets up from the ground. “I’m sorry, did I kill your little friend? My bad.” I say. Minion 1 goes to strike at my face, but I block his jab and aim my own jab at his rib cage, hitting him twice in a row and making a rib crack. He doubles over, and I take the opportunity to land an elbow to the back of his neck making him drop to the floor.

My mom is trying to trick me, I knew it! "I know mom is playing games on me." I said as I gave my dad's phone back. "Suit yourself." "They're partying until 10." God bless America. God bless America. God bless America. "You both can't fool me." "I suggest you buy advil now.. you look like you're going to faint in seconds." I looked at my dad in disbelief. "Dad!" I hissed. "Yes, Leon?" "This isn't funny, you both set me and Ivory up." I hissed coldly.

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freaking dumbass bastard🤣😕how could you forget that I'm watching you? You're breaking my heart 😭😭😭Hina, our man😭😭😭 Anyways, this was cute, I love em both! I knew U said no more smut, but I had to

Minjae rested her head on his left shoulder and watched as he quickly scrolled up and down their conversation. "Oh my god, you know everything!", Minjae chuckled and kissed his cheeks with a nod. "How could I have not know?! Its literally the dumbest username on earth!", she gasped and slapped his arm repeatedly. Young-Jae held her hands down and checked if she followed him on his NSFW account which she indeed did. He started to connect everything in his head and it made perfect sense!

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, Meme stutters out through her giggles, only making Amory laugh harder. “Okay haha! I haven’t had sex in three years. Funny”, she finally says. “Let’s move on, Meme”! “Neither have I”, both Spencer and I stated under our breath. “Okay, we’re still at six to three! Lala’s favorite ice cream?”, Meme asks. Butter pecan! “Seven to three, how much does Lala weigh”? That’s rude! She weighed a hundred and five pounds after she gave birth and I remember the doctor commenting that she weighed less than when she started, so that’s what I write! “Well damn”, says Meme! “Okay, Lala’s pet peeve”? Dirt?! Germs?! Life?! Fucking girl is mad OCD, you could lick her toilet and not get sick! “Seven to four, o

said Min Jun in a small voice. “Woah! Until when you will think normal beings as your minions, huh? You always do something weird and then made us forget things! Is that what you think of us? Mindless puppets???” asked Lily agitated. “Always do something?” asked Liam in a muddled tone.

"Of course! I’d love to help." Joxan, however, snorted and turned away, clearly displeased. Enlyan chuckled at his reaction but then remembered something. "By the way, what were you laughing at earlier?" she asked casually. Mini’s eyes widened as she recalled the video. With a triumphant smile, she quickly pulled out her phone and handed it over. "Ely, look at this! Daimon got peed on the face by a kid! Hahaha! Serves that scumbag right!"