My Wife Used Tons Of Protection During Her Business Trip
Ayla, my wife had just returned home from a business trip when I received a call from the hotel she had booked there.
The hotel receptionist sounded a little embarrassed as she explained, “Hello, is this Ms. Jewell’s husband? I’m calling from the front desk. I see that we forgot to bill you for some incidentals. It looks like your room used all eighteen condoms from the amenity kit. I apologize for the oversight. The total comes to 35 dollars. Can I get a card number over the phone to close that out for you?”
My mind went completely blank. Hadn’t my wife gone on that business trip on her own? Why would she have used condoms?
Suppressing my inner turmoil, I gave Ayla a call.
“Honey, the hotel just called. They said there was a little issue with your room. They asked me if you had someone staying over with you?”
She sounded clearly exhausted as she replied with a weak voice, “Oh, right. A lady couldn’t find a hotel room, so she crashed with me for the night.”
I chuckled and asked her to rest.
After hanging up, I drove directly to the hotel.
“35 dollars, right? I’ll pay it in person.”