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"I'm gay." My eyes grow so big as I stop breathing, but two seconds later I'm bursting with laughter. "Okay funny," I finally tone down my laugh as I bring myself to look at him again. But he is still staring at me like he had been when he told me that joke. "Wait," uhh, "Really?" He nods, "Really." "You like... guys?" "I fuck guys." Oh wow, you really can't have it all can you. When he checks all the boxes, suddenly there's this big box he doesn't. The most important box, the top on the list. "You're gay or bi?" Because there's a big difference between those two. "I'm gay." "You never fuck a woman?" "I've never fucked a woman." "Then why the hell would you want me to be your sugar baby? To watch you fuck another man's butthole?" He smirks despite my little mockery. "Oh now it's funny?" "It is," he is still smirking, "But no. It's the opposite of what I wanna do." I bring my arms across my chest as I reply in my all-business tone, "Enlighten me." *** 22 year old Estelle is one of the best sugar babies the agency has ever had. She has the whole package, no dick ever gone soft seeing how perfect she is, both her body and personality. But can she sway Owen into the heterosexual group? After being in that homo-pool all this while?

Normalnya, kita harus maklum jika menjadi pemeran antagonis dalam kisah orang lain. Namun apa jadinya jika seseorang menjadi antagonis dalam kisahnya sendiri? **Hubungan jarak jauh itu katanya rapuh. Jadi Sayna Ghissani memberikan segalanya untuk menjaga ikatan itu tetap utuh. Waktu, perasaan dan keperawanan. Sayna sudah menyerahkan diri hingga melakukan aborsi. Meskipun mencintai kekasihnya setengah mati, dia tidak boleh menggadaikan masa depan mereka, bukan?"Lo itu monster, Sayna!" Namun apa yang dia dapatkan setelah menyerahkan segalanya? Penghinaan, penghakiman dan hukuman.Sementara itu, Dya Ranajaya mencintai Kevin sejak masih remaja. Namun pria itu sudah menikah dengan wanita yang dijodohkan dengannya sejak lama. Dya patah hati, tapi tak patah arang. Sayna dan Dya berotasi di sekitar Danish Adiswara. Bagi Sayna, Danish terlalu baik untuknya. Sedangkan untuk Dya, berada di antara Danish dan Sayna bukan masalah besar. Mereka berdua adalah antagonisnya.

Rasa tidak percaya diri terus dirasakan oleh Esther karena merasa gemuk. Hidupnya biasa saja sampai seseorang (Edward) datang dan mengubahnya. Apa yang akan terjadi dengan mereka? Apakah mereka akan bersama?

Namanya Luna, gak pake Lucinta. Lebih tepatnya Aluna Meysha Jovita. Gadis pemalas, suka mengeluh, kekanak-kanakan, berotak lemot dan ceroboh. Bukankah kekurangan seorang Luna paket komplit? Disamping itu Luna punya sosok sahabat yang mau menerima dia apa adanya, dia Athala Petro Radeyo, panggil saja Opet. Seorang cowok pintar dan pandai melakukan banyak hal yang selalu bersedia menjadi tempat Luna bercerita, bersandar dan menumpahkan segala keluh kesahnya. Berbagai konflik menghiasi kisah persahabatan mereka, titiknya ada pada saat Luna mengenal arti kata jatuh cinta yang asing dalam kamus hidupnya untuk pertama kali. Sialnya Luna menyadari ia jatuh cinta pada sahabatnya sendiri. Akankah hubungan persahabatan mereka tetap berjalan baik-baik saja? Bahkan setelah keduanya terseret dalam lingkar perasaan asing dan rumit yang kelak mungkin akan merubah segalanya, termasuk status hubungan persahabatan mereka? Happy Reading NanaPoh

BOOK 1: Kidnapping Miss Kidnapper BOOK 2: Miss Kidnapper Has A Secret Si Azaylie Juarez ay gagawin ang lahat para mabuhay ang kanya ama na nag-aagaw buhay sa hospital, kung kailangan niyang gumawa ng bagay na labag sa batas ay gagawin niya para maligtas lang ang nag-iisa at natitirang pamilya niya. Azaylie joined a syndicate, and their first mission was to kidnap one of the rich men in Cagayan de Oro, and that man was none other than Yrony Delazardo. Azaylie will seduce Yrony until they are alone so that they can carry out their plan to kidnap him. Because Azaylie is naturally beautiful and sexy, she was able to get the man's attention without any difficulty, but what if the opposite happens? Paano kung imbes na si Azaylie ang kumidnap sa lalake ay siya ang nakidnap nito? What will Azaylie do when she wakes up in a place that she doesn't know and is kidnapped by Yrony? What will be the reason that Yrony kidnaps her?

Mengandung adegan 21+ Memiliki kekasih yang selalu meminta apa pun tanpa peduli dengan keadaan pasangan, ini yang dialami Julius saat meminta Grace menjadi kekasihnya. Julius tahu mengenai latar belakang keluarga Grace bahkan mengenal anaknya dengan sangat baik, tapi satu yang tidak Julius ketahui adalah kedekatan Grace dengan banyak pria untuk menarik uang mereka masuk ke dalam rekening. Grace bersikap baik saat dihadapan Julius tapi tidak ketika dibelakangnya. Grace sebenarnya wanita yang mandiri tapi kebutuhan yang besar membuatnya melakukan hal itu, mendekati beberapa pria untuk menarik uang mereka masuk ke dalam rekening miliknya. Sikap Grace yang angkuh menutupi semua perbuatannya selama ini, bahkan sang kekasih Julius tidak tahu bahwa dirinya suka mempermainkan pria. Akibat perbuatannya ini Grace hamil anak salah satu diantara pria - pria tersebut dan berakhir dengan pernikahan dengan pria tersebut tanpa sepengetahuan Julius. Apa yang akan dilakukan Julius? Akankah Grace menyesali perbuatannya?

I abandoned her eight years ago. Not for me, for her, to keep her away from the cruel fate of being my mate, our kind's future queen. Now a fucking ATM card ligned our fate once again. *** Drake Lockhart is the hidden latest monarch of werewolf kind. Who knows being away from his family got him to found his luna? And boy, she is perfect! Even after discovered the fact that she was raised as a human, Drake didn't faltered, he accept and loving Moira and wants only the best for her. But the war found his pack, and pushed him to left her side, for her safety. She left alone and broken. Right years had passed when Moira found her mate is stand tall in font of her door. Will Moira let him sashaying his way into her life again? If so, what kind of queen will she be?

Maganda at mabait si Shira lahat ng katangian ng isang babae ay nasa kanya, ngunit hindi pa rin siya pinapansin ng lalaking nagugustohan niya dahil lalaki ang gusto nito. Ngunit kayang gawin ni Shira ang lahat maangkin lang ang kanyang boss kahit alam niya na isa itong bakla

Ang dating pinapangarap ni Austine na magkaroon ng matiwasay na pamilya ay parang isang bulang biglang naglaho. Noon pa man ay alam na niyang mahihirapan siyang makamtan iyon pero hindi nawala ang kaniyang tiwala sa sarili hanggang sa makilala niya ang isang David Ortega. Sabay silang nangarap at nangako na balang araw ay matutupad din ang kanilang mga pangarap. Ngunit sadyang taliwas ang panahon sa kanilang namumuong samahan. Kailanman ay hindi na nagkaroon ng balita si Austine kay David nang malaman niya na umalis na nga ito at wala nang planong bumalik. Manatili pa kayang buo ang tiwala ni Austine kahit wala na ang dating kaibigan na minsan na rin niyang minahal? Makikilala pa ba ni David ang bagong mukha ni Austine Alcantara? Ngunit paano kung sa paglipas ng panahon ay maging dahilan iyon para makilala ni Austine ang tunay at bagong David Ortega? Kaya pa ba niyang tanggapin ito gayung masaya na ito sa bagong kasintahan?

Introvert. The most common word that best describes Marigold. She loves being alone and she has her own world through her headphone. But what if she meet an extrovert? Completely opposite to what she is? What will be the role of an extrovert to her life?