Most Random Thing To Say Novels & Stories

Alexander I was stumped, I had no idea what to say. All I knew was that I was going to prove to them that I know fun things to do. "What do people do for fun?" I muttered to myself. "You don't know? You're certainly not a fun person. "Hmmm. We could go see a concert or a movie." I said. "How is that fun?" She asked. "People enjoy that sort of thing." "To some it is. It's just not fun to me." She countered. "You don't know what's fun? That's no surprise. You don't have to try proving anything."

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!

--- --- A small pause. “You?” --- --- “Yeah.” --- --- And just like that— --- The conversation began. --- --- Not with depth. --- --- Not with intensity. --- --- But with ease. --- --- They talked about simple things. --- --- Their day. --- --- Small moments. --- --- Random thoughts. --- --- Nothing that felt heavy. --- --- And yet— --- Nothing felt shallow either. --- --- Because when something is real— --- Even the simplest moments carry meaning. --- --- At some point—

“That’s…” “Quick. Fast. Immediate. Sudden.” Lisa seemed to have all the words for it and she was ready to keep listing them forever. Nella rolled her eyes. She walked over to the coffee maker. Karen was telling her what she wanted to hear, quieting Lisa’s words behind. “Don’t let Lisa get to you. It’s none of those things. It’s just life and life is random like that. It is a fucking harmless date for crying out loud. Isn’t it?”

“God, they’re so annoying. Like, imagine caring this much about who someone else kisses.” “High school,” Mariah said. “Where we invent new ways to be weird about other people’s lives.” Noah bumped his knee gently against mine under the table. “Hey,” he said quietly. “Talk to me.” I sighed, stared at my fries for another second, then blurted the most random thing instead of what I was actually feeling. “Makeup is stupid.” Everyone at the table went quiet. Noah blinked. “Uh… what?” I waved my fry in vague frustration. “Makeup. It’s stupid. Confusing. Annoying. All of it.”

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She said and got lost in her thoughts. Kabir snapped in his fingers in front of her as she came back to the world, “So as I was saying, Why do we not just say some random things instead of passing time over like its an interview where you have to tell me about your life and I have to share about mine?” She asked.

You can start there. I nod slowly. “Finally, someone who makes sense.” Me: I’ll try this. Thanks. I exit the forum, then immediately type: ‘Random fun questions to ask a friend about themselves.’ Enter. My screen floods with suggestions, lists of icebreakers, “cute couple” quizzes, whole threads about date ideas, random memes sprinkled in. I scroll. And scroll. And scroll. “Oh. That’s actually a good question. I’ll keep that.” Next scroll. “That’s funny… but if I ask it, will I sound weird?”

I said. And just like that, I found myself opening up, sharing random little facts I didn’t think I would be talking about tonight. My favorite color, the one food I could eat forever, the weird childhood obsession I had with penguins. It was easy. Surprisingly easy. And strangely enough, the night wasn’t going half as bad as I imagined it would.

Reyna. "One of the many cruel things this world can do is to repay hard work with rejection. Like I've said before, we have grown accustomed to such as a species that we simply call it life."-Random bag of quotes.