Most Random Thing To Say Novels & Stories

he teased, grinning. "Shut up, Shawn," I muttered, but I couldn’t help the tiny smile that tugged at my lips. 31. Go ice skating. 32. Write a letter to my future self. 33. Try yoga. 34. Have a water balloon fight. 35. Make a scrapbook. 36. Go to a drive-in movie. 37. Try a new hairstyle. 38. Do a random act of kindness. 39. Have a bonfire. 40. Ride a bike somewhere far.

I sighed in defeat. "I'm more of an 'at-home' person, if I’m being honest,” I admitted. “I read, watch some TV, play cards, cook a little. Stuff like that.” "Well, that's... boring. Sorry, but it is,” he said shrugging. “Don't you ever like to go out and have fun?" "For example?" "I don't know. Meeting some friends at a bar and drinking until last call. Dancing at a club until they kick you out. Hooking up with a random stranger for one wet and wild night. Something interesting."

she said, showing off her fake angry expression. "Just go talk to him" she said then. "Okay. What should the topic be?" I asked her. "Any topic. Who cares! Just start a random conversation and then in between the talks, just tell him" she suggested. "And Can we please go to some cafe or some garden so that we can sit and talk like humans instead of walking fast in the name of morning jog? I mean this is too hard for me. I am already breathless" she cried yet again.

I pondered for a moment, then typed, "The one where we're laughing at that silly joke you made. Your smile is my favorite." Her reply was swift, "I remember that! You have the best laugh." I chuckled at her words, "Well, you have the best jokes. It's a perfect match." The conversation flowed effortlessly, a dance of words that mirrored the rhythm of our connection. As we continued chatting, the miles between us seemed to vanish. She shared anecdotes from her day, and I found solace in the sound of her virtual laughter. I couldn't help but tease her, "You know, our photos don't do justice to your laughter. I miss hearing it in person."

'What’s the most stupid thing you have ever heard anyone say? 'Easy! I was listening to the radio and the man played the most awful, tuneless, nerve- sawing piece of music. People phoned in and complained and pointed out that as licence-payers, they had a right to hear music they liked. And he said, ‘at least you now know what you don’t like.’ How arrogant and patronising was that?' 'Wow! That was severe.' 'Not to mention your special friend who called the French Revolution a mistake and it serves the French right if they are short of period furniture.'

I tell her "We have never been random" She says "Dani I was a virgin til a few months ago and let me tell you random sex is the best sex. Have him bend you over a desk or the kitchen counter. Trust me it will be worth it" I tell her She turns bring red and I giggle and the front door opens and the guys walk in. "Why are you so red?" Matt asks Dani "Oh I just told her to stop trying to have a baby. That it will happen when you aren't trying. I even told her to throw in some random sex. What in the world have you been doing to this woman?" I ask

I couldn't hold myself, and I let my stupid mouth run. "I am giving up on you!" I replied. I watched his face pale and confusion etched on his face. "Did I do something?" He asked, unsure of what I had just said. "No. It's this thing that I do where I randomly blurt out lyrics. So when you said 'say something', it reminded me of that song by a great big world." I quickly add. His relaxes a little. "Ohh. My heart jumped a little when you said that to me." He said, chuckling a bit. I knew I shouldn't have done that, why did I have to ruin everything with my weird antics.

“Well, we can play guessing games, or you can tell me your favorite things to see or do, she said, taking another piece of fruit. “Well, what if I don't have any favorite things, I replied, picking up a blueberry and eating it. “I'm sure you'll have some favorites, she said, smiling at me. “Ok, I'll try, you go first, I said looking at her and smiling slightly. “Well, what do you like the most, she asked me. “I like food, I answered as she laughs. “Okay, what else, she asked me. “Music, I answered. “What about your family, don't you like them, Rachel asks.

Alexander I was stumped, I had no idea what to say. All I knew was that I was going to prove to them that I know fun things to do. "What do people do for fun?" I muttered to myself. "You don't know? You're certainly not a fun person. "Hmmm. We could go see a concert or a movie." I said. "How is that fun?" She asked. "People enjoy that sort of thing." "To some it is. It's just not fun to me." She countered. "You don't know what's fun? That's no surprise. You don't have to try proving anything."

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!