Muslim Jokes Novels & Stories

I frustratedly said If this is how it will continue then I guess we won't have anymore babies,this one should be OK insha Allah, Since she will soon put to bed. This is her month already Mansur start laughing immediately I finish lamenting everything to him "hey, why are you laughing?" I asked with an annoy look "That's because you're stupid " we heard her voice "Safeenah" I called through a groan "It's better you take your dirty ass up now and go back to your wife else....." She threatened

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

With a sigh I tried to sleep as I had a University to attend to the next day. It was a week after Arman left for South Africa. And I was over the moon. I felt free and away from stress and fear. Everyone was present, having fun in the garden, talking and laughing, as only the young generation was present, we were laughing liking maniacs after centuries as Ammar told his sastay and lame Jokes. 'what do you call Mr bean standing far away?' 'what?' 'door bean.' he laughed out so loud, where as we just smiled at him who was thrashing in his chair.

Maria said, clinging unto the drapes. "If you put that way, yes" I said, shrugging my shoulders. "Like this is the only club in Miami. He isn't even supposed to be in a bar" I scoffed. "He's a muslim, i'm a muslim. We don't drink" I said as I swung away the curtains -ready to walk over there like a badass and rub it in his face what a perfect son he was. "Dele" I sprung, surprised as I tapped his shoulders. "Shit" He cursed, pushing away his drink.

Adam's eyes widened seeing as his sister is dead serious about the money so he counted the thousand notes and dropped thirty on the mirror surfaced table. "I dare you to kiss your wife in that powder room for three minutes without pausing, I can see from the camera but we won't watch." Mu'adh's ears yawed pink as he dared his best friend but he can't help it, the guy needs that push or he keeps slacking behind. Being with him for many years, he knows what he will and not do. "What the hell?! Shouldn't this be inappropriate? I mean, we are not Americans or some..." Her words got stuck in her throat when Tasneem instantly chirped in with her loud annoying voice.

She was dying to ask, but it wasn’t the kind of thing you chuck in over breakfast. While she was thinking all this Guy returned, just as the waiter appeared with the drinks. Still in her back-tanning position, Claudia sipped through a straw. The Pimms was laced with mint and cucumber, perfect in the heat. He drained half his beer in one go. ‘ El hamdulillah. I needed that.’ ‘Is that cheers in Arabic?’ ‘It means thanks be to God, and you’ll hear it a lot.’ Sitting down, he added, ‘The other thing you’ll hear a lot is Insha*allah.'