Muslim Jokes Novels & Stories

They settled down on the couch and started dealing with their dinners, they all ate peacefully until Slimmy began laughing, the two of them halted their food and gazed at him in bewilderment, he featured back at them and afterward began laughing uncontrollably. "What's entertaining" Halimat asked attempting to sound as valiant as possible. "Am soorry yet I can't resist" Slimmy answered. "Help what" she asked once more. "The earnestness on your faces, it's amusing menhh" He answered as yet giggling, Hadijat began laughing as well and by then Halimat additionally really wanted to join the chuckling meeting. "So for what reason were you all shaping solid face previously" Slimmy asked yet couldn

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

"Hahahahaha I swear your expression is so funny, like the complex moms whose husbands cheat on each other." Again he managed to trick her, Green desperately wanted to stab the man with a kitchen knife in her hand at the same time, if it was not forbidden, Green would do now. "The joke's weird, it's not funny at all." Langit tried to stop his laughter, and it had been long he didn't laugh loudly like today, his heavy things lifted with the laughter echoing in the room. "Green..., thank you." Langit spoke softly after stopping his laughter. "Why? For instant noodles?"

All they wanted was victory. As they began to ponder this, a crisp laugh was heard among them. The person laughing was Remus Light, a participant from the Kingdom of Jorar who was considered the strangest by Gale More. Gale gave a confused look to the man standing just a few steps away from him. "Why are you laughing? Have you gone crazy, kid?" one of the officers replied . Remus' laughter subsided and he immediately replied, "Why should I go crazy? I feel like you guys are the ones who are going to go crazy in a moment."

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

He could feel the sudden shift in the air around the table, even if no one else seemed to notice how loaded the question really was. The answers came fast and scattered. “Nothing, it ain’t my business,” Jamal said with a shrug, reaching for his drink. “Eat ice cream for breakfast,” someone else joked, earning a few laughs. “Tell ‘em about how the male G-spot is in the arse,” Semaj added with a wicked grin, which pulled a chorus of “Ew!” and chuckles from the group.

I muttered, “if I wanted you dead, I wouldn’t poison you. I’d shoot you instead.” Their mouths dropped open, and I realized too late that I shouldn’t be joking about something like that. A nervous laugh fell from my lips. “I—I was only joking. You’d be able to smell poison from a mile away, and I know you’ll get the gun away from me within seconds.” Devrim was the first to break the silence. “You humans have a sick sense of humour. I don’t really see what’s so funny in what you said.” “I’m sorry.”

I promise. "Wallah?" Jamil asked, he knew Roshan so well. Working till tired was a hobby to him, a hobby that still amazes Jamil. "Wallah." He said, smiling sheepishly. "Your new secretary, she's beautiful." Jamil sat back and rocked the chair back and forth, Roshan raised his head up and gave him a skeptical look. "Ba musulma bace (She's not a Muslim.)" He told his friend who was busy checking something on his phone.

Tj replied. "Boo!" James screamed in Aisha's left ear. "Jesus!" She screamed as she jolted awake before her lips marred into a frown. "Muslim wey dey shout Jesus." Tj teased earning a hiss from Aisha as she gathered herself together, eyes narrowed on James' smiling face as she gingerly got off her seat and charged at him, making him bolt out the door with her in hot pursuit. "RIP bro, you'll be missed." Nuel hollered towards the direction James went making us burst into laughter.

Haider laughed nervously and said," I have ,Brother .That's why I kept wearing clothes." Amina on her hearing Haider's non sense said in a whisper ,"Bad joke ,Haider ". Haider just give her a look of "I KNOW". Musa approach both of them and said,"May I know the reason of your sudden appearance in my room "? Haider gulped down .His throat was dry at this moment .He looked at Musa who was looking like to pound anytime . Haider said while making a excuse ,"