Muslim Jokes Novels & Stories

“ Jonathan is insatiable, he's already moved in with one and wants another. My dear, what are you having?” I laugh softly, he always makes me laugh. “ I'm young, unlike you, old man.” I joke with him. “ Nothing, that's called having money coming out of the end of your dick!” “ You mean they don't like me, Aziz? That breaks my heart! “ Another laugh “ you're stronger than me.” “ Not a chance, Jonathan, the stud from Dubai. We laugh loudly. I look at Dr. Hassan and he notices the laughter. He smiles at me. I disconnect the call and approach Hassan.

“It’s because of these stupid ISIS...” “No.” Zehra looked at her. “What?” Nora shrugged. “It’s just... those ISIS guys aren’t all, you know, Muslims. We were passing through Palestine once, and these ISIS soldiers stopped us and asked if we were Muslims. None of us were, and I remember everyone was shit scared. And then this Christian dude went ahead and said we were all Muslims and those soldiers told him to recite few verses from your um... ko...” “Qur’an?”

They settled down on the couch and started dealing with their dinners, they all ate peacefully until Slimmy began laughing, the two of them halted their food and gazed at him in bewilderment, he featured back at them and afterward began laughing uncontrollably. "What's entertaining" Halimat asked attempting to sound as valiant as possible. "Am soorry yet I can't resist" Slimmy answered. "Help what" she asked once more. "The earnestness on your faces, it's amusing menhh" He answered as yet giggling, Hadijat began laughing as well and by then Halimat additionally really wanted to join the chuckling meeting. "So for what reason were you all shaping solid face previously" Slimmy asked yet couldn

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

Ask for forgiveness. “Ah…” I braced my arms on the pulpit, pushing it forward a little. “If I start crying, someone just walk up and give me a hard slap,” I said earning a few laughs yet again. Ludo couldn’t do jokes today, seeing as he’s the family jokester. It was up to me uphold that. “But then you’d have to be quick because I’ll slap you back if it hurts,” more laughter.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

Zain said casually as if he just did not do something stupid. Varun burst out laughing and everyone at the table looked at him. "Shit. Sorry" Varun said while controlling his laugh but could not and looking at him even Zain burst out laughing making me roll my eyes. How come these creatures are my friends? I asked myself looking at them who were laughing like hyenas. "Are you two okay?" I heard sweet voice coming from Corgi and I looked at her who was looking concerned staring at my best friends. "Oh, they are completely fine, it's just that normal people get panic attacks and these two get Laughing attacks" Aarav said waving his hand as if it's not a big deal and this time the whole table b

"Real people at last." Umm Yusuf snorted into her tea. "Wait till you meet my sister, she gossips for hours and tells bad jokes." The apartment filled with the kind of laughter that comes from deep in the belly, the kind that would've scandalized Rami's father's associates. I bit into a ma'amoul, the dates bursting sweet against my tongue, and I realized with a start that my shoulders had unclenched for the first time in years.

After she explained everything her friends for a moment stood there looking at each other and then all three of them hugged her thightly like there is no tommorow and started jumping around while screaming and laughing. The rest of the day went swiftly with them asking Lara about her future husband and Lara telling them each and every detail. They decided that since Lara their friend is a non-Muslim . They will be her made of honors. After a long and surprising day all three of them left her house with big smiles plastered on their faces. These smiles were not to stay for long because Sana had to say something. " Umm. Guys?". Sana asked hesitantly. " Yes Sana . We are listening go ahead". Ju

"Her words were comical to Arfaat; believe me__ you'll be the one to suffer in this. Go easy with me Juwai, am not too good when it comes to people I so much hate!" "Do your worst Arfaat!, I don't really care." "Now get up and pray babe, or should I help you up. Geeezzzz, lemme help you up" Arfaat said lifting her up. "Put me down you fool." "Come on, let me wash you up. Who knows maybe you can't Even perform the ghusul! (Ritual bath performed by for purification of the body, predominantly done by Muslims)"