Muslim Jokes

KISAH NYATA "Allah menciptakan pasanganmu dari jenis-jenismu sendiri" Arlesa Dirhantara, seorang pangeran dari Kerajaan Wandara yang tak kasat mata berada di Sulawesi Tengah. Arlesa memberanikan diri melancong ke dunia manusia hanya untuk menemui gadis yang selama lima belas tahun memenjarakan hatinya. Dia Maysa Putri, gadis yang bertaruh dengan berbagai polemik kehidupan, berujung pada putus asa bercinta membawanya menjatuhkan hati pada Arlesa sosok jin muslim yang sebagian berdarah manusia. Tak ada yang salah pada cintanya, hanya saja mereka akan di hadapkan pada dua pilihan. Pilih cinta atau takut aturan Tuhan? Kisah cinta ini akan menantang logika yang berpacu dengan kehidupan metafisik yang banyak meragukan keberadaannya.

“You’re weak and ugly!” “Stop acting like you’re one of us. You disgust me!” ***In high school, Tabitha was fat and the constant target of the quadruplet brothers' cruel jokes and bullying. They were her living nightmare. After dropping out, she left the werewolf school behind and enrolled in a human university, where she slimmed down. The quadruplets were raised by their father with strict military discipline, shaping them into rebellious and unruly young alphas. Five years later, Tabitha and the quadruplet brothers met again, because her mother married their father. Now, Tabitha is forced to live under the same roof as the four Navy Alpha bullies. They quickly recognize her and are stunned by how beautiful she’s become.

Novel Sang Putri Sahabat Dari Surga merupakan kisah semasa sekolah dasar si penulis. Terlebih penulis dedikasikan untuk semua sahabat dan guru yang sudah membimbing hingga menjadi sekarang. Tepatnya, setelah pindah dari sekolah lama ke sekolah baru yang di dekat rumah. Saat itu, baru kelas 4, penulis mengenal sosok sahabat cowok bernama Wanto yang memiliki kesan tersendiri. Namun, menginjak kelas 5, Wanto meninggalkan tanah Jawa dan menetap di Sulawesi Tenggara. Wanto merupakan sahabat yang sangat perhatian. Mungkin satu-satunya teman cowok yang baik. Setelah kepergian Wanto, penulis memiliki dua sahabat perempuan yang bernama Ayu dan Halimah. Ayu merupakan anak yang sabar dan menyukai make up, sekaligus seorang non muslim yang taat juga menyukai bahasa Inggris. Sedangkan Halimah seorang muslim yang sedikit tomboy dengan potongan rambut pendek. Dalam perjalanan belajar di kelas 5, sosok pengajar yang hangat akan selamanya terkenang. Beliau bernama Pak Kasim yang tiba-tiba memilih pindah tempat mengajar. Kami sekelas merasa kehilangan. Hingga akhirnya memberikan nyanyian terakhir diiringi tangisan histeris. Menjelang pulang sekolah, beliau mengucapkan kata perpisahan. Hal itu membuat salah satu teman bernama Efi memberikan sepucuk surat kepada Pak Kasim. Sepanjang mengayuh sepeda menuju rumah masing-masing, kami masih saja menangis. Suatu ketika, menjelang kenaikan kelas. Sekolah mengadakan liburan ke beberapa obyek wisata Yogyakarta. Di sana, penulis mengalami beberapa hal aneh yang tidak masuk akal. Seperti di situs Candi Borobudur, Museum Kyai Langgeng, dan terakhir Museum Ronggowarsito. Bab selanjutnya, Ayu, Halimah, dan penulis bertenngkar saling menendang satu sama lain di belakang sekolah. Teman-teman yang lain tentu saja bersorak sorai menyemangati kami untuk beradu kekuatan. Hingga, sebuah kalimat meluncur dari mulut Halimah cukup mencengangkan,

Kondisi negara yang tidak baik-baik saja di tahun 1998, mendorong Rega Simbala, mahasiswa yang memiliki jiwa patriotik tinggi terhadap tanah air, bergerak menuju gedung DPR/MPR untuk demonstrasi. Pagi itu, Rega bertemu Aisha-gadis bercadar keturunan Tionghoa, yang sedang menyelamatkan diri setelah terjadi peristiwa kerusuhan. Ketakutan Aisha yang membawanya menggunakan pakaian serba hitam, membawa pula gadis itu pada pergolakan batin tentang keyakinan. Seiring berjalannya waktu kedekatan mereka semakin intens. Baik Aisha maupun Rega sama-sama memiliki perasaan yang sama. Namun tentu saja terbentur oleh keyakinan. Saat Aisha memutuskan menjadi mualaf, keluarganya membawa paksa Aisha dalam pelarian mereka ke luar negeri, selain mereka juga menentang kedekatan Aisha dengan Rega sang muslim pribumi. Bagaimanakah kelanjutan kisah cinta mereka? Temukan jawabannya disini.

Prisca, alias Prisca Ese Gideon, is a fast-rising diva who gets into trouble after photos and videos of herself being intimate with her boyfriend gets leaked on the internet. Her fame and success in the music industry begins to crumble. Her family dissociates from her, she loses many big money endorsement deals, and worse of all, she loses her fan base. The public now sees her as a sex object, making fun and dirty jokes about her. Due to these actions, she isolates herself from the public, vowing to herself never to speak to anyone or have a personal relationship with any person in particular. Months after her rock-bottom escapades, she finds love in the hands of a die-hard fan, Diri, who helps her get back at her boyfriend, Clem (sound engineer of S.K. records, the same record label Prisca was signed into) and helps her get over her rock bottom experiences.

If these three months pass and I don't shed a single tear because of you, Chris... you will apologize to me and my family at the door of our home in my city, on both knees in our neighborhood! His eyes narrowed and shone intensely, only seconds until he came towards me and I was still leaning on the door, he stood right in front of me and raised my chin with his left hand.. He forced me to stare at him and said coldly: I apologize to you?? you ?! I have heard many jokes in my life..but a funny joke like this..I have never heard of it..this was what our agreement stipulated before I threw myself into his world, but events took another turn that I did not expect..who are you!! Which one of them would you be? What is the nature of your colorful world?! Rather, the most important.. What is my fault in all these intertwining and where fate takes me?

To fulfill his sister's birthday wish, Anthony - a billionaire CEO who loves privacy perfection and orderliness - has to accommodate Vivian, a stubborn lady who doesn't care about details and is used to chaos. They start out as enemies, fighting over every little thing but they have no choice - Anthony has to fulfill his sister's birthday wish, and Vivian has nowhere to go as her parents sent her packing. Slowly, they begin to see the good in each other, and that they aren't all that bad after all. From small talks and jokes, they progress to filling in as dates for the other, until they fall in love. But Vivian didn't disclose everything about her reason for being disowned and sent away by her parents, Until her past and her arranged husband begins to haunt her. Will their love stand the test of time? Only one way to find out!

Mia Hartley felt her heart pound with disbelief as she stood at the altar, staring at Nicholas Hernandez, her former tormentor from high school, now poised to be her husband.The memories flooded back,the cruel jokes, the relentless bullying. How could fate be so cruel as to bind her to him in marriage? Nicholas, now successful and charming, had meticulously planned this marriage to secure his inheritance. However, he became shocked when he saw Mia at the altar and also Mia’s best friend. . . Meanwhile, Mia's supposed friend, who harbored hidden animosity since high school, was equally stunned. As Mia's bridesmaid, she realized Nicholas, the groom, is the guy who she has been trying to force herself on for the past ten years. What happens when Mia realizes that her friend is her greatest enemy? How would Mia cope being married to her bully who she is scared of?

Alaya Sarim was a muslim girl, her mother died when she was 12. Her father married a rich christian women to support his business. Alaya's stepmother arranged a party, and invited her rich friends. Gerard hawkins, her stepmother's best friend and one of LA's richest man saw Alaya at the party. His sexual desire and lust for her leads to kiss her forcefully, but ended up with a slap! To satisfy his lust and revenge, he kidnapped her with the help of her stepmother and married her forcefully against her will. Her father remain unaware of the whole situation. And she ended up in a cruel world of Gerard Hawkins!! She spent months with him to only face his beast lashing out at her. She remained faithful to him. The months were in agony, he abused her as he wanted but suddenly he disappeared leaving her pregnant when she finally thought that they can live together happily after spending a memorable night with her which they both never forget. But it happens to be that they have to meet soon and have a lot to say and face.......

Roxanne Rowan is a spiritual news editor. After an accident in the year twenty-two, Roxanne Rowan was able to see ghosts. She goes around trying to find a way to solve this ability. Her fear of ghosts makes her taciturn and closed off. During an encounter with evil spirits, Roxanne met Egan Griffith, the demon employee of hell. He has the task of catching the demons that are causing trouble in the living world to bring them to hell and punish them. According to the orders of the spirit world, if Roxanne wants to break the ability to see ghosts in her eyes, she must cooperate with Egan to catch the devil spirits. The contract is signed and many bad jokes happen. Roxanne's fate and secret are also revealed. She also realizes that demons come in two forms: disrupting people in the living world and trying to earn money in order to survive like a normal person. Every night, Roxanne has to lie in bed waiting for Egan to finish processing the documents for the company. She doesn’t think from an unequal partnership to rolling in bed so close together.