Muslim Jokes Novels & Stories

Alizey whispered lightly. "WHAT?" Muskan yelled in a high pitch voice. "That dumbo got married and he didn't even invite me...OH MY ALLAH!!! Did he convert?" She asked flabbergasted. At her words Alizey's face fell and she replied with a simple. "No." Muskan looked at her confused. "Then h-how I don't understand" "Wait! Is t-that a burning smell!" Muskan's eyes widened in complete horror as she made a dash towards her house probably in a failed attempt to save her burned cookies.

I said "who will bully me other than that weird fellow" they looked at me shockingly I I explain everything and said "he really having great fun while bullying me he is laughing by bullying me" nishanth asked "did he really laughed" I asked "is he not a human" mahi said "answer first did he really laughed" I said "yeah like a demon he laughed" mahi said "we never seen him laughing" what these people are saying they said they are friends they why didn't they seen him laughing niha said "he never laughs or smiles he smiles occasionally that to a weird smile" I said loudly "what" everyone is looking at us I slowly hided my face niha said "yeah honey it's true"

Muhammad said and they both laughed. Muhammad checked his watch, the time was 2:03am. “Do you want to go for a swim?” Muhammad asked. “I would love to but currently my body can’t handle the strain. Don’t worry, I will be right here cheering you up,” Maryam replied. Muhammad undressed, remaining with his swimming trunks before he dived into the water. After submerging inside the water for some seconds, Muhammad emerged and looked up at Maryam. “Okay Maryam, have you ever heard of swim chatting?” Muhammad asked.

"Remember that the other shoe slipped from his foot and was carried away by the waves to the shore." Their laughter exploded together in the silence of Ezra's forest house. Mila was very entertained by Felix's ridiculous jokes. At least that can relieve a little of her irritation at what Jonas is doing today. “Stupid joke. Where did you get that idea?” Felix tapped his temple. "From here. It's better than us wasting our time crying over Ezra's death." "I'm not sure Ezra would be happy if he was made the butt of a joke." “When else can we make fun of him like that, hmm? Are you feeling better now?”

she yelled as she came closer to my face and held my chin "I hate you Afraah, both you and your soon-to-be-dead brother" Her breath was extremely disturbing it almost made me vomit. Why will someone in his or her right senses drink alcohol, not only does it smell bad but it is haram in Islam. "If I had my way, I would kill that stupid mannerless brother of yours myself" "Noor, how dare you" I yelled as I pushed her and slapped her on her right cheek. "I have already told you to never joke about Khalil like this, did you even hear what you said"

"Sultan." Jamal turned to find Sodeeq standing behind him, spotting a black eye and looking worried. Jamal realized that Roksolana must have gifted his best friend with the look. He tried to contain his laughter, but couldn't. The woman was a fierce tiger. His woman was a fighter. "I'm not sure what is funny, but your lady had refused to eat even a bite since three days ago," Sodeeq explained.

How will you know when you're dem lucky among the once that don't feel any pain"Fatima retort back. Fatima don't worry I can manage and drive my self home thank you"I said This friends of my can be very funny wallahi, always acting like "Tom and Jerry" Fatima hands shettima is always the quiet one among us and the talkative one is Hafsat Idris, she's always jovial and funny to every one, but Mina ahhh we are both stubborn and don't like mingling with low class. Hey what going on here did I miss anything" Mina asked grinning through the window.

I asked him with shocked. "It is Haram ( the things that are not allowed in Islam is called Haram). Jahan you have a family, your wife, son and daughter. Don't you think your bad work will effect on them later and you cheap, you laid your bad eyes on my wife, how dare you???" My brother asked me dangerously... “Come on big brother. Your wife is so beautiful. So what is wrong in keeping eyes on...." Before I completed my sentence, a hard slap landed on my cheek.

I looked over Bapi's shoulder at Luthfar Uncle, Khammi's husband, who slid his index across his throat to make a point. I laughed lightly, gesturing at the businessman. "I think Luthfar Uncle wants us to stay a little longer." Grinning, Bapi shook his head. "He'll never grow up." As Bapi trudged back to the middle-aged uncles, Luthfar Uncle smiled gratefully at me. I turned to face West. "Okay, what the actual fuck? You're Muslim too? But your name is so horribly Christian!" West rolled his eyes indignantly. "Like I said before, there's a lot of things you don't know about me."

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."