Naughty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Beautiful…” He traces the line of my curves. “Courageous…” k!ss, “sweet,” nibble, “fvcking delectable,” l!ck, “… and very, very naughty.”

Maybe I'm not thinking straight, maybe I'd lost my mind. "Bullshit! That bet was bullshit!" she screamed in horror. But sometimes, some bullshit phrase can control the biggest shit in your life. "You!" she yelled pointing her fist towards Cole. "you douche bag! That was your idea of making bet, isn't it?" she demanded while digging holes from her stares. "I beg to differ; I think a handsome bag can suit me! ". "Gush You-are-so-irritating," strikes she. "So, Amanda is ready to become a playgirl sounds interesting," Dylan chimed in." hey! Maybe I can teach you some of my pickup lines"

I snatch the fifty dollars from his hand. “I will bet fifty dollars on you not getting your cock between my boobs tonight.” He winks and clinks his glass with mine as he raises a sexy brow. “Thank you. I will take that as a personal challenge.” I shake my head as I sip my drink. “Does that ridiculous pick up line work on many women?” He smiles and winks cheekily. “You would be surprised.” I smirk. There is something extremely honest about this guy. He isn’t pretending to be someone he’s not.

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

The sound of his laughter worked effectively in breaking the stare, "You couldn't be any more original? That one won't work on me!" She didn't know what he really meant and answered with a confused 'huh'. With eyes lowered to his feet and the ghost of a smile still evident on his face, he explained, "It's a very common pick up line you know." "That wasn't a pickup line! I meant genuinely!" Eira defended herself and even though she had been honest, her cheeks burnt for some unfathomable reason. Slightly annoyed, she exhaled a sharp breath and saw a frown form on Nate's face. Was he offended?

I say, shaking my head. “No, I did it for you, Peaches.” “I’m supposed to be paying you, not the other way around, Benedict.” “Well…” He sidles up to me leaning in to nose at my neck. “If you want to pay me, you could let me give you a tip of my own. If you know what I mean.” I can’t help but burst out laughing at the sheer corniness of that pick up line. “That was horrible, truly. I can’t reward that kind of behavior.”

Tell me how bad you want this freak cock ruining your tight hole. 'Please, Nadine... fuck me,' I gasped, arching up, my nails digging into her shoulders. 'I need it deep... hard. Make me your little bitch.' The words tumbled out, nasty and real, like the dirty talk I'd overheard in college dorms but never dared.

"Can I help you?" "Hm. You're cold. I like that actually. I'm hot. We're opposites..." "Is that supposed to mean something?" "Together, we'll be warm in bed. Cool each other off. What do you think?" Wade laughs at the cheesy pick up line and waves the knife at her. "How about I make you warm withoit actually meeting you in bed?" She frowns her face and stands up immediately. She walks to her friends and sits down. They chat about him and then she says "He's a freak."

My brain doesn't want to work right now, I can't think of anything to do and I just want to scream. I sighed before slowly pulling my hand away. It was about to be pulled out when he suddenly grabbed it and smelled it! With his eyes closed, he said, "Fresh from the bath." I don't know what to do and what I'm gonna say to him because I feel that any time he will wake up and I'm still naked... ----

Not understanding how to interact, I started awkwardly, " Hi..I..I am Kiera Stevens.." He gave me a toothy smile, flattering, " I know..I mean, our fathers have already shared everything, isn't it? By the way, I am Kevin Morgan. I must say that you are far more beautiful than I thought." I blushed slightly at his remark but secretly rolled my eyes in annoyance. Gosh! It was the lamest pick up lines that I had listened in school days. I cleared my throat to get to the point straightforward,